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Postby Ms_M » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:01 am

Ghetto Baby Shower Cake

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Postby Natalie » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:06 am

Ms_M wrote:Ghetto Baby Shower Cake

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That baby is in the direct occiput posterior position, much harder to push out that way. She would have had a much easier delivery if she would have pushed on her hands and knees or in a squatting position instead of flat on her back! :lol:
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Postby Ms_M » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:27 am

I KNEW you'd be able to help explain that, Nat! LOL! It definitely does not look comfortable. However, it is funny as hell!!
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Postby Natalie » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:33 am

Ms_M wrote:I KNEW you'd be able to help explain that, Nat! LOL! It definitely does not look comfortable. However, it is funny as hell!!

Well, it is my duty as a healthcare provider to explain and teach. :wink:

And yes the cake is funny!!!
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Postby RedWingFan » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:34 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Ms_M wrote:I KNEW you'd be able to help explain that, Nat! LOL! It definitely does not look comfortable. However, it is funny as hell!!

Well, it is my duty as a healthcare provider to explain and teach. :wink:

And yes the cake is funny!!!

I thought it was some kind of strange mini me sex :D
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Postby Ms_M » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:40 am

It is so noble that you take your job so seriously. ;) RWF - ROTFLMAO! :D
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Postby Natalie » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:42 am

RedWingFan wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Ms_M wrote:I KNEW you'd be able to help explain that, Nat! LOL! It definitely does not look comfortable. However, it is funny as hell!!

Well, it is my duty as a healthcare provider to explain and teach. :wink:

And yes the cake is funny!!!

I thought it was some kind of strange mini me sex :D

Well obviously you don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies!
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Postby Ms_M » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:45 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Ms_M wrote:I KNEW you'd be able to help explain that, Nat! LOL! It definitely does not look comfortable. However, it is funny as hell!!

Well, it is my duty as a healthcare provider to explain and teach. :wink:

And yes the cake is funny!!!

I thought it was some kind of strange mini me sex :D

Well obviously you don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies!


Another ROTFLMAO!!!
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Postby RedWingFan » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:49 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Ms_M wrote:I KNEW you'd be able to help explain that, Nat! LOL! It definitely does not look comfortable. However, it is funny as hell!!

Well, it is my duty as a healthcare provider to explain and teach. :wink:

And yes the cake is funny!!!

I thought it was some kind of strange mini me sex :D

Well obviously you don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies!

Maybe not, but I know how to make 'em. Which is a very pleasant experience for the wife. Much more pleasant than when she has to go see you :D
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Postby Natalie » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:54 am

RedWingFan wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Ms_M wrote:I KNEW you'd be able to help explain that, Nat! LOL! It definitely does not look comfortable. However, it is funny as hell!!

Well, it is my duty as a healthcare provider to explain and teach. :wink:

And yes the cake is funny!!!

I thought it was some kind of strange mini me sex :D

Well obviously you don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies!

Maybe not, but I know how to make 'em. Which is a very pleasant experience for the wife. Much more pleasant than when she has to go see you :D

OK, well, it's your fault that she has to come see me in the first place, so how is it that you are the good guy here and I'm the bad guy? Besides, I'm the one that calls for the epidural!
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Postby Ms_M » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:56 am

Not ever having had a baby, I can't speak from experience. However, I think that makes you a woman's best friend in the delivery room, Nat...
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Postby Natalie » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:00 am

Ms_M wrote:Not ever having had a baby, I can't speak from experience. However, I think that makes you a woman's best friend in the delivery room, Nat...

It is for those patients that want an epidural. For those that don't it is often sitting right in front of them, staring them in the eyes, breathing with them, coaching them through each contraction-reminding them that they can do this-empowering them to give birth naturally.

Oh how I can't wait to get back to L&D full time!!! NEXT WEEK CAN'T COME FAST ENOUGH!!!
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Postby RedWingFan » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:02 am

Ms_M wrote:Not ever having had a baby, I can't speak from experience. However, I think that makes you a woman's best friend in the delivery room, Nat...

That's true! I loved our nurse during our stay. (now pretty soon she's going to be the patient....just kidding) Even more during the recovery. The couch was uncomfortable as hell though :D Brought me free pop or water whenever I wanted though. Gotta love that
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Postby Natalie » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:18 am

RedWingFan wrote:
Ms_M wrote:Not ever having had a baby, I can't speak from experience. However, I think that makes you a woman's best friend in the delivery room, Nat...

That's true! I loved our nurse during our stay. (now pretty soon she's going to be the patient....just kidding) Even more during the recovery. The couch was uncomfortable as hell though :D Brought me free pop or water whenever I wanted though. Gotta love that

Oh yeah, I take very good care of the dads too! They are never uncomfortable when I'm their nurse!
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Postby RedWingFan » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:19 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
Ms_M wrote:Not ever having had a baby, I can't speak from experience. However, I think that makes you a woman's best friend in the delivery room, Nat...

That's true! I loved our nurse during our stay. (now pretty soon she's going to be the patient....just kidding) Even more during the recovery. The couch was uncomfortable as hell though :D Brought me free pop or water whenever I wanted though. Gotta love that

Oh yeah, I take very good care of the dads too! They are never uncomfortable when I'm their nurse!

:shock: spongebath please!
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Postby Natalie » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:24 am

RedWingFan wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
Ms_M wrote:Not ever having had a baby, I can't speak from experience. However, I think that makes you a woman's best friend in the delivery room, Nat...

That's true! I loved our nurse during our stay. (now pretty soon she's going to be the patient....just kidding) Even more during the recovery. The couch was uncomfortable as hell though :D Brought me free pop or water whenever I wanted though. Gotta love that

Oh yeah, I take very good care of the dads too! They are never uncomfortable when I'm their nurse!

:shock: spongebath please!

Um, no but here are some towels and you are free to use the shower and/or jetted tub. Did you forget to bring some comfortable clothes to change into? I'll get you some scrubs to wear while you sleep. Let me know when you are ready to go to sleep and I'll bring you warm blankets (yes, I do mean warm, from the warmer).
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Postby RedWingFan » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:38 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
Ms_M wrote:Not ever having had a baby, I can't speak from experience. However, I think that makes you a woman's best friend in the delivery room, Nat...

That's true! I loved our nurse during our stay. (now pretty soon she's going to be the patient....just kidding) Even more during the recovery. The couch was uncomfortable as hell though :D Brought me free pop or water whenever I wanted though. Gotta love that

Oh yeah, I take very good care of the dads too! They are never uncomfortable when I'm their nurse!

:shock: spongebath please!

Um, no but here are some towels and you are free to use the shower and/or jetted tub. Did you forget to bring some comfortable clothes to change into? I'll get you some scrubs to wear while you sleep. Let me know when you are ready to go to sleep and I'll bring you warm blankets (yes, I do mean warm, from the warmer).

No thanks, I'll hold out for the spongebath!
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Postby Natalie » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:35 am

RedWingFan wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
Ms_M wrote:Not ever having had a baby, I can't speak from experience. However, I think that makes you a woman's best friend in the delivery room, Nat...

That's true! I loved our nurse during our stay. (now pretty soon she's going to be the patient....just kidding) Even more during the recovery. The couch was uncomfortable as hell though :D Brought me free pop or water whenever I wanted though. Gotta love that

Oh yeah, I take very good care of the dads too! They are never uncomfortable when I'm their nurse!

:shock: spongebath please!

Um, no but here are some towels and you are free to use the shower and/or jetted tub. Did you forget to bring some comfortable clothes to change into? I'll get you some scrubs to wear while you sleep. Let me know when you are ready to go to sleep and I'll bring you warm blankets (yes, I do mean warm, from the warmer).

No thanks, I'll hold out for the spongebath!

OK, well I only give them with ice water so....whenever you're ready.
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Postby yulog » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:08 am

Image .......and leon's getting larger!
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Postby yulog » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:59 am

Image If i could get my teeth on one of those suckers.Quit moving around!!
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Postby Rockindeano » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:42 am

OMG.....


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Postby L~L~L » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:45 pm

:shock: :?
Whose rights are guaranteed by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights?
Everyone citizens and non-citizens living in U.S.
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Postby Rick » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:51 am

If they ever make a non-animated version of Shrek, this is the one for the job. Just paint the skin green.

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Postby yulog » Tue May 01, 2007 12:42 am

Imagelets try and clean this thread up
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Postby yulog » Tue May 01, 2007 8:13 am

Image when a cup of coffee just won't do.
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Postby Ms_M » Wed May 02, 2007 7:35 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwsOsitZWm8
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Postby journeywoman » Wed May 02, 2007 11:23 am

yulog wrote:Image when a cup of coffee just won't do.
AND NEXT TIME MAKE SURE THERE'S CREAM IN IT YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!
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Postby chf34jmac » Wed May 02, 2007 11:24 am

Kinda looks like she's kickin the creamer. :D :lol: :shock:
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Wed May 02, 2007 11:48 am

powerful ad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVmZXaZZfsI
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Postby Blueskies » Wed May 02, 2007 1:17 pm

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:powerful ad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVmZXaZZfsI
Thanks for posting that Larry. Very poignant and well made. Wish it was even a little longer or they should make some more. More examples that will relate to many more in how their behaviors are seen, taught to and emulated by children. Children are like sponges and take in everything they see. They may not show it when they are young but will repeat the behavior later in life. There are many, but one example of inappropriate behavior that could be shown in the next one is cheating. Cheating on wifes or husbands, girlfriends or boyfriends.
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