BAWHAAAAAAAA!!! This is just TOO funny!

[Carlitto H@kk]

Paris Hilton 'Distraught' Over Jail Time
May 15, 8:53 AM EST
The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Paris Hilton is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" over
her 45-day jail sentence and isn't capable of testifying in a civil lawsuit
against her, the socialite-reality TV star's psychiatrist said.

Dr. Charles Sophy has been seeing Hilton, 26, for the past eight months and
has talked with her several times since her May 4 hearing for violating the terms
of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, according to court papers.

Sophy said Hilton needs time to recover from the shock of receiving jail time
before testifying in a civil case brought against her by actress and diamond heiress Zeta Graff.

"At this point in time," he continued, "Ms. Hilton cannot effectively respond to
examination as a witness or provide any significant input into her defense."

Graff filed a $10 million lawsuit against Hilton in 2005, claiming the reality TV star spread
"vicious lies" about her. Hilton has denied that she was behind a report alleging Graff once
tried to grab a necklace worth $4 million from her throat.


What a fuckin' Joke!!!

[Liam]

Paris Hilton 'Distraught' Over Jail Time
May 15, 8:53 AM EST
The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Paris Hilton is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" over
her 45-day jail sentence and isn't capable of testifying in a civil lawsuit
against her, the socialite-reality TV star's psychiatrist said.

Dr. Charles Sophy has been seeing Hilton, 26, for the past eight months and
has talked with her several times since her May 4 hearing for violating the terms
of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, according to court papers.

Sophy said Hilton needs time to recover from the shock of receiving jail time
before testifying in a civil case brought against her by actress and diamond heiress Zeta Graff.

"At this point in time," he continued, "Ms. Hilton cannot effectively respond to
examination as a witness or provide any significant input into her defense."

Graff filed a $10 million lawsuit against Hilton in 2005, claiming the reality TV star spread
"vicious lies" about her. Hilton has denied that she was behind a report alleging Graff once
tried to grab a necklace worth $4 million from her throat.


What a fuckin' Joke!!!

No shit. Pretty fuckin' pathetic.

[Carlitto H@kk]

No shit. Pretty fuckin' pathetic.

Like I posted in the older Paris Thread,
this Artist got it right!!!

Recently, an artist summed up all
these starlet-trainwrecks with a new exhibit...
Too Cool

LOS ANGELES, April 29
Los Angeles hotel heiress Paris Hilton has inspired
a statue meant to combat
"the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood's girls gone wild."
Artist Daniel Edwards unveiled the life-size clay sculpture of
Hilton naked, complete with a model of her dog, Tinkerbell, Teen Hollywood reported Sunday.
Edwards called the sculpture "Paris Hilton Autopsy" and revealed he created it
because of the recent trend of Hollywood starlets being arrested for allegedly driving drunk.
Hilton was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines in January
after pleading no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving.

Starlets Nicole Richie and Michelle Rodriguez also were arrested
in Los Angeles recently for allegedly driving drunk.

[Liam]

No shit. Pretty fuckin' pathetic.

Like I posted in the older Paris Thread,
this Artist got it right!!!

Recently, an artist summed up all
these starlet-trainwrecks with a new exhibit...
Too Cool

LOS ANGELES, April 29
Los Angeles hotel heiress Paris Hilton has inspired
a statue meant to combat
"the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood's girls gone wild."
Artist Daniel Edwards unveiled the life-size clay sculpture of
Hilton naked, complete with a model of her dog, Tinkerbell, Teen Hollywood reported Sunday.
Edwards called the sculpture "Paris Hilton Autopsy" and revealed he created it
because of the recent trend of Hollywood starlets being arrested for allegedly driving drunk.
Hilton was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines in January
after pleading no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving.

Starlets Nicole Richie and Michelle Rodriguez also were arrested
in Los Angeles recently for allegedly driving drunk.

[belar]

What a pathetic waste of space she is.

[Carlitto H@kk]

What a pathetic waste of space she is.

From what's been said, and seen thanks to
the wonderful world of Home Video and jilted boyfriends,
ain't too many spaces being wasted with her!

[Liam]

What a pathetic waste of space she is.

From what's been said, and seen thanks to
the wonderful world of Home Video and jilted boyfriends,
ain't too many spaces being wasted with her!

Damn...you're on a roll today, bro.

[Ms_M]

I'd like to care, but my give-a-damn's busted.

[Rick]

Does she think the rest of the planet isn't traumatized when they go to jail? She's the only one that gets upset at the thought of being someone's bitch? She's a loser. A loser, squandering her great grandfathers name and fortune. Sickening.

[Blondie]

I'd like to care, but my give-a-damn's busted.

Hear Hear!!

[belar]

What a pathetic waste of space she is.

From what's been said, and seen thanks to
the wonderful world of Home Video and jilted boyfriends,
ain't too many spaces being wasted with her!

HA! Awesome, CH!

[Perry86fan]

Does she think the rest of the planet isn't traumatized when they go to jail? She's the only one that gets upset at the thought of being someone's bitch? She's a loser. A loser, squandering her great grandfathers name and fortune. Sickening.

You are so very right.She has to much and its just handed to her

[Crazie Scarab]

I don't think it's funny.

Paris Hilton will probably die young. It's so sad and unfortunate to see, but that's the path it seems she's on. Fame & money isn't always good. The warning signs are there for her. I hope she seeks help & soon, for her own good.

Funny that I, someone who could care less about her, is hoping she seeks help. I guess I've seen it happen all to often, people falling because they can't handle the fame and/or fortune. I guess I'm tired of seeing people dying because of it.