1) Sorry for being an asshole last night (or every night.....depending on how you look at it!!


2) Find out what the hell Kelly Keagy was on the other night. You have NO idea how funny/obnoxious he was. Reminded me a bit of myself....and THAT aint good.

3) I love this place.

Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.