OT- Great Threat Lines

by **wildchildtwisted** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:15 am

I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN IF I DON'T GET WHAT I WANT.

by **Scarab Pilot** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:16 am

I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I am all out of bubble gum.

by **SteveForever** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:25 am

I'll start up my blog again

by **Lula** » Fri May 25, 2007 9:10 am

steveforever wrote:I'll start up my blog again

LMAO!!

by **Granny** » Fri May 25, 2007 9:11 am

steveforever wrote:I'll start up my blog again

OK, let me guess!!!!!! :lol:

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:18 am

ill roll you out like whole sale carpet!!....

ill flip you like a cheese omlet!!!...

dont let you mouth write a check your butt cant cash!!..

your the bacon grease in my gravy.. :shock:

uhh.. nevermind
that is my pick up line.. sometimes i get those mixed up with threats.. :shock:

by **Ms_M** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:25 am

scarabpilot wrote:I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I am all out of bubble gum.

I freakin' love this one... Mine is an oldie...

I'm going to hit you 3 ways - hard, fast, and continuously!

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:26 am

Ms_M wrote:
scarabpilot wrote:I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I am all out of bubble gum.

I freakin' love this one... Mine is an oldie...

I'm going to hit you 3 ways - hard, fast, and continuously!

if i wanted your opinion id beat it out of you!

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:27 am

steveforever wrote:I'll start up my blog again

if i wanted any crap out of you, id squeeze your ears together!

by **Rick** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:28 am

You'd rather skin a bobcat in a phone booth than mess with me.

You'd rather run through hell with a gasoline covered overcoat than mess with me.

I'm so bad I make medicine sick.

You'd rather jack off a grizzly bear with a hand full of stickers than mess with me.

I'd whip you and still have time for captain kangaroo.

by **Ms_M** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:29 am

My "oldie" reminded me of one from "The Breakfast Club" which I just saw again last weekend... Andy tells Bender something to effect of... "There's gonna be 2 hits. Me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor." Sorry if I quoted it wrong.

by **Playitloudforme** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:37 am

I'ma get medieval on your ass.

by **RedWingFan** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:41 am

I'll fill you so full of lead, you'll be using your dick for a pencil

by **Red13JoePa** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:48 am

"Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back."----Clint --- Unforgiven.

by **Rockindeano** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:11 pm

Knock that shit off or I'll Go OJ on your ass.

by **SteveForever** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:33 pm

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:
steveforever wrote:I'll start up my blog again

if i wanted any crap out of you, id squeeze your ears together!

Larry, are you threatening me?

....cause "you ain't gonna look so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth punk!" ~Clint E.

by **Andrew** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:37 pm

I'll curse your chicken eggs, so they hatch into emu's and kick your bloody dunny down.

by **Crazie Scarab** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:37 pm

I'm considering going postal.

by **Moon Beam** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:41 pm

steveforever wrote:
LarryFromNextDoor wrote:
steveforever wrote:I'll start up my blog again

if i wanted any crap out of you, id squeeze your ears together!

Larry, are you threatening me? ....cause "you ain't gonna look so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth punk!" ~Clint E.

Beautiful! :lol:

by **Crazie Scarab** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:42 pm

Checked your brakes lately?

by **RSParker** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:44 pm

If you even dream about it, You better wake up and Apologize!!!!!!

by **Crazie Scarab** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:46 pm

I'll be back!

by **donnaplease** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:48 pm

I'm gonna slap you naked and hide your clothes!!!

by **Moon Beam** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:07 pm

donnaplease wrote:I'm gonna slap you naked and hide your clothes!!!

Never seen this one, I likey! :lol:

Heres one I use often on my males.........

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it to!"

by **CatEyes** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:14 pm

Crazie Scarab wrote:Checked your brakes lately?

an all time favorite

My personal fave "I am gonna slap you into next week"

Cat

by **Melissa** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:14 pm

Ms_M wrote:My "oldie" reminded me of one from "The Breakfast Club" which I just saw again last weekend... Andy tells Bender something to effect of... "There's gonna be 2 hits. Me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor." Sorry if I quoted it wrong.

LOVE that movie!

Here's a dumb one but slightly funny:

Don't make me open up a can of whoop ass.

by **Lady Luck** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:15 pm

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:if i wanted any crap out of you, id squeeze your ears together!

RedWingFan wrote:I'll fill you so full of lead, you'll be using your dick for a pencil

by **Crazie Scarab** » Sat May 26, 2007 1:06 pm

CatEyes wrote:
Crazie Scarab wrote:Checked your brakes lately?

an all time favorite

My personal fave "I am gonna slap you into next week"

Cat

Well, first let me "slap your face so hard your head will spin!" Then, we'll talk.. :lol:

by **Crazie Scarab** » Sat May 26, 2007 1:13 pm

donnaplease wrote:I'm gonna slap you naked and hide your clothes!!!

That is pretty funny!

Better! I'm gonna slap you naked, hide you and keep your clothes! :lol:

by **Blondie** » Sat May 26, 2007 1:14 pm

Andrew wrote:I'll curse your chicken eggs, so they hatch into emu's and kick your bloody dunny down.

Um...huh?

MR

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