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Postby Red13JoePa » Sun May 27, 2007 12:28 am

"You forgot your fortune cookie. It says....

'You're shit out of luck.'"-----Clint--The Dead Pool.
"I love almost everybody."---Rocky Balboa 1990
"Let's reform this thing.Let's go out and get some guys who want to work and go do it"--Neal Schon February, 2001
"I looked at Neal, and I just saw a guy who really wants his band back"-JCain 2/01
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Postby donnaplease » Sun May 27, 2007 12:48 am

My brother used to say (not to me):

"If I want any lip outta you, I'll scrape it off my zipper!!!"
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Postby Moon Beam » Sun May 27, 2007 12:50 am

Andrew wrote:I'll curse your chicken eggs, so they hatch into emu's and kick your bloody dunny down.






And you folks say I'm hard to understand? :lol:



Andrew wheres your Av man?
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Postby X factor » Sun May 27, 2007 2:47 am

My personal favorite....I'll whip you like a rented Mule!!!!


And now...for a few Shakespearian threats...

"I will cudgel him and make him cry O !"

"Sir boy, I'll whip you from your foining fence!"

"I would eat his heart in the marketplace!"

"I will make it good how you dare, with what you
dare, and when you dare"


And those are just from the COMEDIES!
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Postby chf34jmac » Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:28 am

My favorite has always been - " I'll smack you so hard your grandchildren will be brain damaged"
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MY FAVORITE

Postby journeywoman » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:04 am

Give me what I want and I will go away....
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Re: MY FAVORITE

Postby Moon Beam » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:17 am

journeywoman wrote:Give me what I want and I will go away....



Good one lady, sounds like a perfect line for me. :lol:
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Postby Liam » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:24 am

"Mmmmmmm Pistol whip...AAAAAAHhhhhhh" - Homer Simpson :lol:
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Postby Sassie » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:34 am

No, I'm not bad but the bad ones call me boss!!!!

There's a bad guy on the east coast
There's a bad guy on the west coast
They hired me to keep them apart.
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Postby Playitloudforme » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:29 am

Andrew wrote:I'll curse your chicken eggs, so they hatch into emu's and kick your bloody dunny down.


Andrew...what is a "Dunny"? :?: :shock:
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:44 am

Playitloudforme wrote:
Andrew wrote:I'll curse your chicken eggs, so they hatch into emu's and kick your bloody dunny down.


Andrew...what is a "Dunny"? :?: :shock:


8) a dunny is the head..
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Postby Playitloudforme » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:54 am

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:
Playitloudforme wrote:
Andrew wrote:I'll curse your chicken eggs, so they hatch into emu's and kick your bloody dunny down.


Andrew...what is a "Dunny"? :?: :shock:


8) a dunny is the head..


Much better than what I had been thinking it was! LOL
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:30 pm

Playitloudforme wrote:
LarryFromNextDoor wrote:
Playitloudforme wrote:
Andrew wrote:I'll curse your chicken eggs, so they hatch into emu's and kick your bloody dunny down.


Andrew...what is a "Dunny"? :?: :shock:


8) a dunny is the head..


Much better than what I had been thinking it was! LOL


i still dont understand it .. 8) ... and kick your bloody portapottie down..??what ??
i have a feeling that in the bush country in aussie-land, if i said that , some big guy
knick-named Dung would appear out of nowhere and gut me.. 8)
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Postby chf34jmac » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:36 pm

How about "I'm gonna slap the taste right out of your mouth"

OR.......

I'm gonna hit you so hard your gonna need to unzip your fly just so you can eat.
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:39 pm

chf34jmac wrote:How about "I'm gonna slap the taste right out of your mouth"



dang!!!! :lol:
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Postby Crazie Scarab » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:45 pm

I bet you're such a wimp your little sister has already kicked your ass!
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Postby ohsosoto » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:38 pm

don't make me break black on your ass!! my best friends are of color, so this isn't a "dig"
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:54 pm

ohsosoto wrote:don't make me break black on your ass!! my best friends are of color, so this isn't a "dig"


dont mess with me or ill split your wig!!

ill bust your grill plum open!!

say, uh, excuse me holmes. .. what it is, bro... were from outta town..could you give me directions back to the express way?
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Postby 7 Wishes » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:20 pm

I'm giving you to the count of ten to get your no-good, cheatin' keister off of my property...

ONE...TWO...TEN!!!
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