> for 15 years. He breaks
> into a house to look for money and guns and finds a
> young couple in bed. He
> orders the guy, an alcoholic, out of bed and ties
> him to a chair. He then
> ties the wife to the bed, gets on top of her, kisses
> her on the neck, gets
> up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there,
> the husband tells his
> wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner. Just
> look at his clothes! He
> probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen
> a woman in years. I saw
> how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't
> resist, don't complain, do
> what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no
> matter how much he ravages
> you. This guy is probably extremely dangerous. If he
> gets angry, he'll kill
> us. Be strong, honey. I love you" His wife responds,
> "He wasn't kissing my
> neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
> gay, thought you were
> cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the
> bathroom. I told him where to
> find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
