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Postby sindee67 » Mon May 28, 2007 4:29 am

This is a true account as recorded in the Police log of Sarasota, Fl


An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped hor shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!!!!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitaion. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

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Postby SteveForever » Mon May 28, 2007 7:15 am

Sindee, this would be a good thread to title "urban legends".....

Here's one:

A woman comes home to find her doberman choking, after trying for several mins. to help the dog, she loads it in her car and drives to the veterinarian. The doctor revives the dog and finds 2 human fingers lodged in the dog's throat! They call the police and meet back at the house, the intended robber is passed out in a closet bleeding very badly. The dog most likely saved her life.
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Postby whocares » Mon May 28, 2007 8:48 am

agreed, this story is an urban myth. BAH!

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grannies.asp
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Postby NealIsGod » Mon May 28, 2007 9:55 pm

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Postby sindee67 » Tue May 29, 2007 1:13 am

NealIsGod wrote:This is the greatest one.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/peanutbutter.asp



OMG!!!!
THANK YOU!! I can never eat peanut butter again!!! EVER!!! :lol:
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Postby NealIsGod » Tue May 29, 2007 1:25 am

sindee67 wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:This is the greatest one.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/peanutbutter.asp



OMG!!!!
THANK YOU!! I can never eat peanut butter again!!! EVER!!! :lol:


But your dog will probably get a lot, eh? :wink:
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Postby sindee67 » Tue May 29, 2007 1:26 am

NealIsGod wrote:
sindee67 wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:This is the greatest one.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/peanutbutter.asp



OMG!!!!
THANK YOU!! I can never eat peanut butter again!!! EVER!!! :lol:


But your dog will probably get a lot, eh? :wink:



EWWWWWWWWWW!!! THAT'S JUST WRONG!!! :twisted: :D
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