Who Here Loves their Spouse?

[larryfromnextdoor]

Listen, I've just had the best 2 hours of my married life..not what you think We had a barbecue..no I didn't burn her, I don't think like Ed. But we both had a drink, she does it occassionally - one C or one S, fuck the spellin'! Anyway, I told her about hiding beer in the garden and you know what she said...that's really stupid, why don't you just tell me you'd like a few more................fuck I nearly came on the spot

Anyway I went on to talk about MR, and how good it is, how stimulating it is for the brain cells, especially when you up against the likes of Red Deano, AR and St Joan, etc.....she's really hates me spending time talkin' to other people in far away lands, anyway guess what, she said I'd like to do something like that, if it's that good do you think I could come and join in on MR.....so I'm shiting myself at this moment but then think what the fuck, let's do it..if she's happy on here, that okay.

So listen and you know who you are, no PM's tonight, if she comes on...I'm the perfect poster..no duck shit at all......It'll be about 11pm as we've still got some food to eat and more talk...........off back out to carry on with the beer.....remember......you all love me....Red, I told her about the brokeback shit, she laughed her arse off

BAD IDEA!!... your worlds are about to collide!!! tell her the site is broken or something..

[Red13JoePa]

one C or one S, fuck the spellin'!

Woa, there.

Practiceth what thou preacheth, kind sir.

[styxman]

one C or one S, fuck the spellin'!

Woa, there.

Practiceth what thou preacheth, kind sir.

Noted all the posts, she'son the phone to her friend now, so someone open a post...wlecome Mrs Styxman, fuck the spellin Red, I'm on all systems go tonight, to cases of beer dude...about two hours she'll be on..so make a new topic welcome Mrs Styxman..Matt, if you're up brokeback, fuckin' stay there for a few hours Sherrie, the knight shit's okay, she's thinks I'm a gaurdian of the site..mum's the owrd see ya all later Shania, I don't know you okay, never spoke

[styxman]

Susie,p lease no ducks, if you're in bed stay there

[Deb]

Quick! Everybody hide!

[ohsherrie]

one C or one S, fuck the spellin'!

Woa, there.

Practiceth what thou preacheth, kind sir.

Noted all the posts, she'son the phone to her friend now, so someone open a post...wlecome Mrs Styxman, fuck the spellin Red, I'm on all systems go tonight, to cases of beer dude...about two hours she'll be on..so make a new topic welcome Mrs Styxman..Matt, if you're up brokeback, fuckin' stay there for a few hours Sherrie, the knight shit's okay, she's thinks I'm a gaurdian of the site..mum's the owrd see ya all later Shania, I don't know you okay, never spoke

OMG, this is too funny.

Whatcha gonna do if she opens this thread Lance?

[TRAGChick]

..mum's the owrd

....what's an "owrd"...? luv ya man...

"Who here loves their Spouse?"

I do ~ With all my Heart.

If I didn't find Mark when I did, I don't know where or how I'd be right now....my life was spiraling out of control; I thought I'd have some sort of breakdown - bullshit friends, no job, losing 3 friends in less than half a year, and a psychotic boyfriend, who tried to come after me because I "wasn't where I was supposed to be"...on top of that, nothing was going on with Music, which was - and IS - the ONLY thing I want to do with my Life.

Every day, without fail, Mark says "I Love You" I don't know how many times...he has the patience of a Saint to put up with my bitchiness and tirades, which can get pretty escalated. He is my calm, and I am his feistiness - we have what the other one doesn't ~ he agrees with me on that one.

He is everything to me, and I thank God for him ~ every day.

[larryfromnextdoor]

put up with my bitchiness and tirades, which can get pretty escalated.

dont we get any credit for putting up with you...?hehehheheheheheheheehe

[Marc S]

yup, I truly love my other half. Thru thick and thin, any weather indeed. I know exactly that feeling when she was carrying our twins. You would kill anyone who tried to take them away or try to harm them. I can't really describe this..suffice to say: I do.

[Michael Leigh]

I do. I love the way she loves me...the way she forgives me, the way she gets on me and the way she motivates me. I like the way she pushes me, and wants me to be a better guy to her and thus myself, making us both better...I love it whem she lets me do things I probably shouldn't be doing. I love it that her smile and touch are always with me, even if she ohysically isn't. I love seeing her eyes at night when I wake up from a darkened dream. I love it that all my friends like her. I love her when she does the small things that are in fact small, but looms larger down the road of love. I love her mostly when she carries my two unborn sons and takes excessively great care in doing so, I love it when she hates me going on cross country train trips because she needs me and she needs me to wait on her hand a foot with a purpose of team work. I flatout miss her.

I miss my Lula. Next time, we go together,ok?


Anyone else echo my thoughts?

Well I am not married (yet), but my girl is THE BEST!!!
She puts up with all my music shit,gets dragged to concerts that she has no interest in (on occasion) and she has stood by me through thick and thin. Not to mention I think she is hot as hell, and one of the most caring,loving and genuinely AWESOME persons I have ever met.
Even if we weren't together,she is without a doubt someone that I would cherish as a friend!!

[*Laura]

Shania, I don't know you okay, never spoke

What?You talkin' to me?Do I know you from somewhere?

Thought so.



Loon.

[TRAGChick]

put up with my bitchiness and tirades, which can get pretty escalated.

dont we get any credit for putting up with you...?hehehheheheheheheheehe

The most I can do on this Board to make you "hear me" is to vault the "font size" to THIS

I'm a Singer.....BELIEVE me, there's a lotta velocity goin' on....

And yes, Lar, you get credit ~ and a bejeweled Crown! LOL

[Moon Beam]

Listen, I've just had the best 2 hours of my married life..not what you think We had a barbecue..no I didn't burn her, I don't think like Ed. But we both had a drink, she does it occassionally - one C or one S, fuck the spellin'! Anyway, I told her about hiding beer in the garden and you know what she said...that's really stupid, why don't you just tell me you'd like a few more................fuck I nearly came on the spot

Anyway I went on to talk about MR, and how good it is, how stimulating it is for the brain cells, especially when you up against the likes of Red Deano, AR and St Joan, etc.....she's really hates me spending time talkin' to other people in far away lands, anyway guess what, she said I'd like to do something like that, if it's that good do you think I could come and join in on MR.....so I'm shiting myself at this moment but then think what the fuck, let's do it..if she's happy on here, that okay.

So listen and you know who you are, no PM's tonight, if she comes on...I'm the perfect poster..no duck shit at all......It'll be about 11pm as we've still got some food to eat and more talk...........off back out to carry on with the beer.....remember......you all love me....Red, I told her about the brokeback shit, she laughed her arse off

BAD IDEA!!... your worlds are about to collide!!! tell her the site is broken or something..

Larry like me isn't often saught upon when it comes to advice but heed
the both of our words here Styx Sir..............not smart, I invited Hubby to read a couple times
and I was in the shit house both times.
On a positive thought......
Maybe Mrs Styxman is more understanding and funny bone like than my Hubby.
If so, welcome Lady and I look forward to any addition you may grace to this space.

[LucyFurr]

I thought I was the only one. Mine takes the form of a black cat and attempts to suck out my soul through my nose. My only weapon against her is this:

You are very fortunate to have forged such a mighty weapon!

Just last night I clubbed my wife over the head and submerged her in the bathtub. I thought my ordeal was finally over with. Unfortunately in a combination of desperation and exhaustion I had forgotten that witches are made of wood and can float.

You want Scot Petersen's number? I could even go visit him for you, hes just about 45 minutes away........

Actually, I'm very much in love with someone and he is far away from me and will be for a bit longer. DIdn't think it would work out until a couple of weeks ago, then when i saw him again, it was magic all over again. He looks at me from across the room and we see eachother's souls. We were meant to be, have been torn apart from eachother for a while, and will be for a bit longer, but he is perfection in my eyes. Hes intelligent, funny, can cook like a gourmet chef, loves to be lazy with me, loves sports like me, and LOVES music, probably more than me. He has sang me the sweetest songs, he's made me cry for being so proud of him, but he's never made me cry out of hurting my heart. He nurtures it, cherishes me, and loves me for me. I miss his kisses.
So I understand how Dean can love Lula so much. She is truly a great person. Every time I talk to him he tells me that and I believe him!!! I'm happy for both of them and their family!

[Moon Beam]

Hes intelligent, funny, can cook like a gourmet chef, loves to be lazy with me, loves sports like me, and LOVES music, probably more than me. He has sang me the sweetest songs, he's made me cry for being so proud of him, but he's never made me cry out of hurting my heart. He nurtures it, cherishes me, and loves me for me. I miss his kisses.

You trying to make friends here right?
Just a clue for ya lady, women don't like to see
other females that have it all in the male area.
We like to hen peck about em as they do to us.
Come talk to me after you've bore him a couple kids and
are 16 years chained to him okay.

[larryfromnextdoor]

[AR]

You want Scot Petersen's number? I could even go visit him for you, hes just about 45 minutes away........

Nope because that fool got caught. Total amateur.

Besides I will put the witch on trial, so it will be nice and legal. The heretic must burn before she turns me into a newt.

[Lula]

And this thread started out so sweet. Ed you are damn lucky to have Lori and you know it. Now go buy her some flowers or something!

Catherine- I'm hardly a great person. I am compassionate and honest, try adding those to your repertoire.

[Rosebud]

And this thread started out so sweet. Ed you are damn lucky to have Lori and you know it. Now go buy her some flowers or something!

Catherine- I'm hardly a great person. I am compassionate and honest, try adding those to your repertoire.

Ouch.
Ed, you crack me up dude!

[Granny]

I don't have to tell any of you how great Norm is......He is the best! He is a fantastic cook, which he does most nites, and I clean up....He does laundry and cleans the house when I can't...he is loving and kind and considerate...he does have a few minor flaws like most of us....which I overlook...I am very lucky

[LucyFurr]

Hes intelligent, funny, can cook like a gourmet chef, loves to be lazy with me, loves sports like me, and LOVES music, probably more than me. He has sang me the sweetest songs, he's made me cry for being so proud of him, but he's never made me cry out of hurting my heart. He nurtures it, cherishes me, and loves me for me. I miss his kisses.

You trying to make friends here right?
Just a clue for ya lady, women don't like to see
other females that have it all in the male area.
We like to hen peck about em as they do to us.
Come talk to me after you've bore him a couple kids and
are 16 years chained to him okay.

The best part about him is he DOESNT want kids. We both agree their loud and they STINK most of the time.

[LucyFurr]

And this thread started out so sweet. Ed you are damn lucky to have Lori and you know it. Now go buy her some flowers or something!

Catherine- I'm hardly a great person. I am compassionate and honest, try adding those to your repertoire.

Are we gonna go there again? I was being honest with my comments. I dont want Dean. There, its out in the public. Dean is a nice dude, funny, a little outspoken, and he needs to be tamed, but you do that well. You have NOTHING to worry about with that guy. He's not going anywhere, he loves you and I dont know why you freak out so much over me. I am by NO means any threat to you or your relationship!! Can we turn the page now? Jesus. Oh, by the way, I AM compassionate AND honest. You just dont know me.

[AR]

And this thread started out so sweet. Ed you are damn lucky to have Lori and you know it. Now go buy her some flowers or something!

Lula, if I did that, her reaction would be "Alright, just what have you done now?"

[larryfromnextdoor]

ive often heard that in life one has the 5 g's....

God, girls, guitars, guns, and green... this guy has the green and girls...

[Clasicrockldy]

Hes intelligent, funny, can cook like a gourmet chef, loves to be lazy with me, loves sports like me, and LOVES music, probably more than me. He has sang me the sweetest songs, he's made me cry for being so proud of him, but he's never made me cry out of hurting my heart. He nurtures it, cherishes me, and loves me for me. I miss his kisses.

You trying to make friends here right?
Just a clue for ya lady, women don't like to see
other females that have it all in the male area.
We like to hen peck about em as they do to us.
Come talk to me after you've bore him a couple kids and
are 16 years chained to him okay.

The best part about him is he DOESNT want kids. We both agree their loud and they STINK most of the time.

Bully for you Catherine. I guess you don't have the patience and love to raise a child.

[AR]

Bully for you Catherine. I guess you don't have the patience and love to raise a child.

I have a kid, but I never wanted one. Love her and all, but I have to say I fully support those who do not want them. It is totally ok for a couple to focus on each other.

[LucyFurr]

Hes intelligent, funny, can cook like a gourmet chef, loves to be lazy with me, loves sports like me, and LOVES music, probably more than me. He has sang me the sweetest songs, he's made me cry for being so proud of him, but he's never made me cry out of hurting my heart. He nurtures it, cherishes me, and loves me for me. I miss his kisses.

You trying to make friends here right?
Just a clue for ya lady, women don't like to see
other females that have it all in the male area.
We like to hen peck about em as they do to us.
Come talk to me after you've bore him a couple kids and
are 16 years chained to him okay.

The best part about him is he DOESNT want kids. We both agree their loud and they STINK most of the time.

Bully for you Catherine. I guess you don't have the patience and love to raise a child.

Actually, my body told me I CANT have them and they do stink from diapers to teenage years! Kids these days are rotten most of the time. I know its hard to be a mother, but I never had that feeling to want to be one. You mothers out there hate women like me because I dont understand and my life is lived as a more selfish one. Well, get over it, I have and my life is mine to enjoy. Life is about choices. We all make them. Unfortunately, I was forced into not being able to have kids, but I AM glad. I respect and appreiate my sister in law, love my neices, love kids, but i LOVE to give them back after a few hours!

[****]

The best part about him is he DOESNT want kids. We both agree their loud and they STINK most of the time.

That was nasty. And no we don't hate women like you at all. Its your choice to not have kids. Kids aren't for everyone - I completely agree. I don't think negatively one way or another if someone decides not to have children. Cool either way - but don't be a @@@@ about it.

[donnaplease]

And this thread started out so sweet. Ed you are damn lucky to have Lori and you know it. Now go buy her some flowers or something!

Catherine- I'm hardly a great person. I am compassionate and honest, try adding those to your repertoire.

Are we gonna go there again? I was being honest with my comments. I dont want Dean. There, its out in the public. Dean is a nice dude, funny, a little outspoken, and he needs to be tamed, but you do that well. You have NOTHING to worry about with that guy. He's not going anywhere, he loves you and I dont know why you freak out so much over me. I am by NO means any threat to you or your relationship!! Can we turn the page now? Jesus. Oh, by the way, I AM compassionate AND honest. You just dont know me.

You truly are a bitch.

[LucyFurr]

The best part about him is he DOESNT want kids. We both agree their loud and they STINK most of the time.

That was nasty.

Not really. I thought it was funny. Your just offended by it because you dont like me. Get over it.