OT: Damn Solicitors...

[jrnychick]

I have 2 big, scary-sounding dogs who bark like lunatics every time the doorbell rings. That usually does the trick here.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

Last week I had some fucktard making his way up the street knocking on doors.
He wasn't dressed like a witness or mormon

Being stuck here in Utah, i was just wondering...
How would you know what those Mormon Missionary folks dress like???

Those fuckers don't bother my house...
I swear they have lists and KNOW exactly which homes in every
neighborhood they will be welcomed

Every mormon that's ever stopped here has had a white button down shirt and black tie on. The witnessess dress the same, but usually have various colored ties and usually jackets on over them

I think they are Jehovah's witness, not Mormon.

I usually say thank you for stopping but I have a church home so your time is better spent on those who don't have a church home. offer them a soda and close=====the========door.

I ask the telemarketers for their home number so i can call them back later. they hang up on ME. how rude.......

[SusieP]

In the U.K. Lawyers are called Solicitors.
We don't get many of 'em knocking on doors for business over here.

[T-Bone]

In the U.K. Lawyers are called Solicitors.
We don't get many of 'em knocking on doors for business over here.

Thaaaaaaaat's what we need... Door To Door Lawyers One hand knocking on the door and the other going for your wallet

[SusieP]

In the U.K. Lawyers are called Solicitors.
We don't get many of 'em knocking on doors for business over here.

Thaaaaaaaat's what we need... Door To Door Lawyers One hand knocking on the door and the other going for your wallet

OMG can you imagine??????
Not sure they'd bother with the wallet, though - they'd go straight for a monthly debit from our Bank accounts.

[nikki]

In the U.K. Lawyers are called Solicitors.
We don't get many of 'em knocking on doors for business over here.

Thaaaaaaaat's what we need... Door To Door Lawyers One hand knocking on the door and the other going for your wallet

OMG can you imagine??????
Not sure they'd bother with the wallet, though - they'd go straight for a monthly debit from our Bank accounts.

We have a company that does something like that out here. They're the Baltimore Gas & Electric Company and they make every resident who has to use their service a little poorer every month so the fatcats can enjoy expense accounts and huge raises. They don't necessarily go door to door, but they can still take you for evey penny you have.

[Moon Beam]

T-Bone your post and provided pictures sent me in think mode
last night as I searched for slumber......
Think I'm gonna make me a window sized poster, neon green maybe
and tape it to my front door.
I'll include firm remarks to religious rakers, gas market greedies and hydro market horders.
Worth a shot I figure.
Thanks for the brain sparks Sir!

[SusieP]

T-Bone your post and provided pictures sent me in think mode
last night as I searched for slumber......
Think I'm gonna make me a window sized poster, neon green maybe
and tape it to my front door.
I'll include firm remarks to religious rakers, gas market greedies and hydro market horders.
Worth a shot I figure.
Thanks for the brain sparks Sir!

Don't forget to mention Lawyers in your poster.
Maybe some of 'em are lurking here and have gotten ideas about knocking on doors when they get tired of chasing Ambulances.

[Moon Beam]

Don't forget to mention Lawyers in your poster.
Maybe some of 'em are lurking here and have gotten ideas about knocking on doors when they get tired of chasing Ambulances.

Door to door Lawyers.