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Postby Voyager » Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:41 pm

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
respect her,
honour her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.



HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring food.

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Postby Playitloudforme » Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:41 pm

one more on How to Impress a Man

Don't talk while the game is on.
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Postby Rick » Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:42 pm

There needs to be beer in there somewhere too. 8)
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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Postby chf34jmac » Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:43 pm

You really want to impress a guy. Keep a huge smile on your face while your gettin ramrodded up the shitpipe. That ought to impress the hell out of him.
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Postby Voyager » Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:46 pm

chf34jmac wrote:You really want to impress a guy. Keep a huge smile on your face while your gettin ramrodded up the shitpipe. That ought to impress the hell out of him.


Tell us how you really feel chf34jmac.

:lol:
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Postby Crazie Scarab » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:14 pm

chf34jmac wrote:You really want to impress a guy. Keep a huge smile on your face while your gettin ramrodded up the shitpipe. That ought to impress the hell out of him.


Must have been quite a prison stay for you, eh chief? I bet you smiled all the time! :lol:
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Postby Rick » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:14 pm

chf34jmac wrote:You really want to impress a guy. Keep a huge smile on your face while your gettin ramrodded up the shitpipe. That ought to impress the hell out of him.


LMAO!! Deano would be so proud.
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Postby chf34jmac » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:15 pm

Just trying to make the guys list seem as significant as the ladies.
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Postby Liam » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:24 pm

chf34jmac wrote:Just trying to make the guys list seem as significant as the ladies.


BRAVO, Dude. If only they'd listen. :lol:
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Postby chf34jmac » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:30 pm

Voyager wrote: Tell us how you really feel chf34jmac.


You really want an answer. Ok here goes.

If I'm accomplishing even a fraction of that list of yours, then you should be expecting a healthy dose of balls across the chin on a daily basis! Any other questions? :D
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Postby Crazie Scarab » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:31 pm

chf34jmac wrote:
Voyager wrote: Tell us how you really feel chf34jmac.


You really want an answer. Ok here goes.

If I'm accomplishing even a fraction of that list of yours, then you should be expecting a healthy dose of balls across the chin on a daily basis! Any other questions? :D


Nice of you to leave your mouth wide open, Voyager! :lol:
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Postby Voyager » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:46 pm

Sorry, I'm not a guy who loves the cock guys. The only pole I've ever smoked had some wacky weed in it. You might want to contact Frigga and see if he is interested.

:lol: :D :)
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Postby (Crazy)Dulce Lady » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:21 am

Playitloudforme wrote:one more on How to Impress a Man

Don't talk while the game is on.


no, this goes on the girl list.
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Postby Ms_M » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:26 am

(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
Playitloudforme wrote:one more on How to Impress a Man

Don't talk while the game is on.


no, this goes on the girl list.


So true. Especially during that marathon Astros game last night - that did NOT end well. (No offense to Mets fans.)
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Postby (Crazy)Dulce Lady » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:31 am

Ms_M wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
Playitloudforme wrote:one more on How to Impress a Man

Don't talk while the game is on.


no, this goes on the girl list.


So true. Especially during that marathon Astros game last night - that did NOT end well. (No offense to Mets fans.)


but how did Hunter Pence do? GIVE HIM BACK TO CORPUS!!! grrrr.. (M--I didn't get to come to Houston--sorry--I should have pm-d you.)

this goes on the girl list too.


Show up naked.
Bring food.

boys don't get a list. :twisted:
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Postby Liam » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:32 am

Ms_M wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
Playitloudforme wrote:one more on How to Impress a Man

Don't talk while the game is on.


no, this goes on the girl list.


So true. Especially during that marathon Astros game last night - that did NOT end well. (No offense to Mets fans.)


Aww...you sad 'cause we won in the 17th??? ;-) :twisted:
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Postby nikki » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:35 am

chf34jmac wrote:You really want to impress a guy. Keep a huge smile on your face while your gettin ramrodded up the shitpipe. That ought to impress the hell out of him.


Wow...whoever said romance is dead never met the Chief!
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Postby Ms_M » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:36 am

Don't go there. You KNOW how I am about the 'Stros. And, yes, I was very hacked about it. I yelled some of the insults from the Booze thread at the TV!!
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Postby Liam » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:38 am

Ms_M wrote:Don't go there. You KNOW how I am about the 'Stros. And, yes, I was very hacked about it. I yelled some of the insults from the Booze thread at the TV!!


LMAO...did ya say Cuntrag??? :lol:
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Postby Ms_M » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:40 am

Liam wrote:
Ms_M wrote:Don't go there. You KNOW how I am about the 'Stros. And, yes, I was very hacked about it. I yelled some of the insults from the Booze thread at the TV!!


LMAO...did ya say Cuntrag??? :lol:


Nah. I went with dorkfart and cock waffle.
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Postby Liam » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:42 am

Ms_M wrote:
Liam wrote:
Ms_M wrote:Don't go there. You KNOW how I am about the 'Stros. And, yes, I was very hacked about it. I yelled some of the insults from the Booze thread at the TV!!


LMAO...did ya say Cuntrag??? :lol:


Nah. I went with dorkfart and cock waffle.


Interesting choices for a baseball game. :? :lol:
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Postby Ms_M » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:26 am

(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
Ms_M wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
Playitloudforme wrote:one more on How to Impress a Man

Don't talk while the game is on.


no, this goes on the girl list.


So true. Especially during that marathon Astros game last night - that did NOT end well. (No offense to Mets fans.)


but how did Hunter Pence do? GIVE HIM BACK TO CORPUS!!! grrrr.. (M--I didn't get to come to Houston--sorry--I should have pm-d you.)

this goes on the girl list too.


Show up naked.
Bring food.

boys don't get a list. :twisted:


Hunter did not do as well as I would've hoped. Of course, neither did anyone else.

No problem about the trip - I'm sure you'll be by again. ;)
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