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by Playitloudforme » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:47 pm
IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED.
TO HELP THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT, ALL AMERICAN MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES ON LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. AND WHAT THE HELL. ALL AMERICAN MEN SHOULD BE NAKED TOO!
SINCE THE TALIBAN DO NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED.
TO HELP THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT, ALL AMERICAN MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES ON LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. AND WHAT THE HELL. ALL AMERICAN MEN SHOULD BE NAKED TOO!
SINCE THE TALIBAN DO NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
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by nikki » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:11 pm
Playitloudforme wrote:IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED.
TO HELP THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT, ALL AMERICAN MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES ON LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. AND WHAT THE HELL. ALL AMERICAN MEN SHOULD BE NAKED TOO!
SINCE THE TALIBAN DO NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
I'll be proud to do my part...after all, this is helping our country, right??
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by Playitloudforme » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:16 pm
nikkib703 wrote:Playitloudforme wrote:IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED.
TO HELP THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT, ALL AMERICAN MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES ON LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. AND WHAT THE HELL. ALL AMERICAN MEN SHOULD BE NAKED TOO!
SINCE THE TALIBAN DO NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
I'll be proud to do my part...after all, this is helping our country, right??
That's the idea!
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by Just_Plain_Eric » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:21 am
yulog wrote:Cuff me officer.......PLEASE!!!!!
Pull the trigger on my Love Gun INDEED!!!
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by DSHinMICH » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:01 am
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in Wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
To two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
Work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
But surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
For everything else, there's MasterCard!
Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in Wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
To two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
Work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
But surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
For everything else, there's MasterCard!
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by larryfromnextdoor » Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:07 am
some truths about cd remastering..
http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/33549
Why New Music Doesn't Sound As Good As It Did
Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:17PM EDT
See Comments (557)
Never mind that today's factory-produced starlets and mini-clones just don't have the practiced chops of the supergroups of yesteryear, pop in a new CD and you might notice that the quality of the music itself—maybe something as simple as a snare drum hit—just doesn't sound as crisp and as clear as you're used to. Why is that?
http://funl.blogspot.com/2007/06/loudness-war.html -------audio
It's part of the music industry's quest to make music louder and louder, and it's been going on for decades, at least since the birth of the compact disc. Click the link for a nice little video, a mere 2 minutes long, which explains it in detail, with audio cues that you'll be able to hear in crisp detail.
The key to the problem is that, in making the soft parts of a track louder (in the process making the entire track loud), you lose detail in the song: The difference between what's supposed to be loud and what's supposed to be soft becomes less and less. The result is that, sure, the soft parts of a song are nice and loud, but big noises like drum beats become muffled and fuzzy. But consumers often subconsciously equate loudness with quality, and thus, record producers pump up the volume. Anything to make a buck.
The bigger problem is that this is all unnecessary. Stereo equipment is more powerful today than ever, and last time I checked, every piece of music hardware had a volume knob.
Don't take my word for it: Pop in the first CD you bought and play it at the same volume level as the most recent one you bought. You might be shocked by what you hear.
Anyone still wondering why the music business is suffering?
LINK: The Loudness War
http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/33549
Why New Music Doesn't Sound As Good As It Did
Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:17PM EDT
See Comments (557)
Never mind that today's factory-produced starlets and mini-clones just don't have the practiced chops of the supergroups of yesteryear, pop in a new CD and you might notice that the quality of the music itself—maybe something as simple as a snare drum hit—just doesn't sound as crisp and as clear as you're used to. Why is that?
http://funl.blogspot.com/2007/06/loudness-war.html -------audio
It's part of the music industry's quest to make music louder and louder, and it's been going on for decades, at least since the birth of the compact disc. Click the link for a nice little video, a mere 2 minutes long, which explains it in detail, with audio cues that you'll be able to hear in crisp detail.
The key to the problem is that, in making the soft parts of a track louder (in the process making the entire track loud), you lose detail in the song: The difference between what's supposed to be loud and what's supposed to be soft becomes less and less. The result is that, sure, the soft parts of a song are nice and loud, but big noises like drum beats become muffled and fuzzy. But consumers often subconsciously equate loudness with quality, and thus, record producers pump up the volume. Anything to make a buck.
The bigger problem is that this is all unnecessary. Stereo equipment is more powerful today than ever, and last time I checked, every piece of music hardware had a volume knob.
Don't take my word for it: Pop in the first CD you bought and play it at the same volume level as the most recent one you bought. You might be shocked by what you hear.
Anyone still wondering why the music business is suffering?
LINK: The Loudness War
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by Deb » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:55 am
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by Ms_M » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:59 am
Deb1 wrote:LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IoCGpP1FSM
This was one of THE funniest things I've heard all year!!
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by Deb » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:01 am
Ms_M wrote:Deb1 wrote:LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IoCGpP1FSM
This was one of THE funniest things I've heard all year!!
I know, did you hear the other newswoman in the background laughing so hard she was snorting.
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by Ms_M » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:10 am
Deb1 wrote:Ms_M wrote:Deb1 wrote:LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IoCGpP1FSM
This was one of THE funniest things I've heard all year!!
I know, did you hear the other newswoman in the background laughing so hard she was snorting.
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by DSHinMICH » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:18 am
Towards the end of the golf course, Terry hit his
ball into the woods
and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about
every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of
smoke, a little old
woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you
know how long it
took me to make
those buttercups?
Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your
popcorn for the rest of your life: Better still, you
won't have any
butter for your toast for the rest of your life......
As a matter of
fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the
rest of your life!!!!!
Then POOF!......She was gone!
After Terry recovered from the shock, he hollered for
his friend, "Bob, Where are you?"
Bob yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Terry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Bob; FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD, DON'T SWING!" DON'T SWING!!!
ball into the woods
and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about
every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of
smoke, a little old
woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you
know how long it
took me to make
those buttercups?
Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your
popcorn for the rest of your life: Better still, you
won't have any
butter for your toast for the rest of your life......
As a matter of
fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the
rest of your life!!!!!
Then POOF!......She was gone!
After Terry recovered from the shock, he hollered for
his friend, "Bob, Where are you?"
Bob yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Terry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Bob; FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD, DON'T SWING!" DON'T SWING!!!
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by belar » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:29 am
DSHinMICH wrote:Towards the end of the golf course, Terry hit his
ball into the woods
and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about
every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of
smoke, a little old
woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you
know how long it
took me to make
those buttercups?
Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your
popcorn for the rest of your life: Better still, you
won't have any
butter for your toast for the rest of your life......
As a matter of
fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the
rest of your life!!!!!
Then POOF!......She was gone!
After Terry recovered from the shock, he hollered for
his friend, "Bob, Where are you?"
Bob yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Terry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Bob; FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD, DON'T SWING!" DON'T SWING!!!
HA! Good one.
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by Deb » Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:42 am
Yulog, love the new AV.....it's sooooo you.
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