OT: Sistahs and other annoying terms

[Món]

ANY of the over-clichéd phrases used by Gene Simmons:

"That's a big word, like 'gymnasium'"
"I'm a handsome and powerful man".
"We wear more make up than your mother"
"We have sold more gold records than the Beatles"....

...he must have around......uhm....other two.

And that's it.

Fuck him.

[Sassie]

I hate it when people say your riding my last nerve. And I hate when somebody does something mean to somebody else or tells me they have and then they turn to me and say "Do ya blame me?" That really burns me up. Of course I blame them they just told me they did it.

[Socratic Methodist]

Yep, a sports related one:

When asked to comment on their first half play of a college basketball game, a coach said this gem:

'You can't win a game in the first half, but you can sure as hell lose it'

Really? Well since there are TWO teams, if one loses it in the first half, don't ya think the second team wins it! Dumbass!

[nikki]

How about standing in line outside the MVA in mid July and having some schmuck behind you ask "Hot enough for ya??".

[NealIsGod]

How about standing in line outside the MVA in mid July and having some schmuck behind you ask "Hot enough for ya??".

Damn, I have to go there today.

[Just Mindy]

How about standing in line outside the MVA in mid July and having some schmuck behind you ask "Hot enough for ya??".

I hear ya, sistah.

[mikemarrs]

gene simmons and ted nugent are two people whose music i like but they really do turn me off running their mouth too much about ignorant crap no one gives a lick about......

[Ms_M]

My personal vocabulary pet peeve is aks instead of ask.

[Granny]

I want to bitchslap people who say "ANYHOO" upside the head with a cheese grater.

I really don't mind when women say it. HOWEVER, when I hear a guy use that term it makes me want to staple his balls to his stomach and smack them with a boat oar.

That made me laugh outloud! while eating my cereal....still laughing...

[TRAGChick]

Wow....some really creative "retaliation techniques" in this thread!

Should there be a separate "punish thread"??

I can't stand the "ax" as in "I wanna AX you a question"

And also ~ saying "ah'ight" instead of "alright".

[larryfromnextdoor]

young ladies ending every sentence with .."Sooooo.."

talking like they are choking to death, talking in there gravelly voice,, .."like i like taking pictures of shiney things, and sooo...."

[TRAGChick]

Well, it's not a "term"....rather, a "way of speaking":

Making a statement ~ but it sounds like a question:

Example:

Question: "So, Nora ~ What do you do for a living?"

Answer: "Um....I'm a Singer?"

Effing HATE THAT!!!!

[larryfromnextdoor]

Well, it's not a "term"....rather, a "way of speaking":

Making a statement ~ but it sounds like a question:

Example:

Question: "So, Nora ~ What do you do for a living?"

Answer: "Um....I'm a Singer?"

Effing HATE THAT!!!!

judge judy gets onto folks for doing that !!!! shes says."why are you asking me?

[larryfromnextdoor]

How about standing in line outside the MVA in mid July and having some schmuck behind you ask "Hot enough for ya??".

wow,, that is TEXAS term im afraid,, ugh!....."hot enough for ya?",,"well, its the heat more than the humidity".."yep, in houston its humidity,, take a shower , get out dry off, still be wet...".. "yea, now arizonia,, thats some dry heat... "


SHUT UP!!!

[jrnychick]

I hate when people type numbers instead of words, and all the other text message shortcuts. In a text message, fine. In other mediums, it makes me crazy. I also hate when people type "prolly" instead of "probably." I also hate it when I see a sign with "tonite" instead of "tonight." Are we really that dumb that we can't read the correct spelling of tonight?

[bluejeangirl76]

Here's one that makes me want to do the ball-stapling/boat oar thing that was mentioned...

Anyone who changes words to end in "izzle" or adds "izz" to the middle of a word (I'm in da hizz-ouse? come ON!). This goes for people who ACTUALLY speak that way as well as those who only do it because they think they're funny.

It's not cool, it's not funny, it makes you sound like a god damned uneducated moron and it's fucking retarded.
Or should I say it's fizzle to the re-tizzle. Um... actually no, I shouldn't.
This falls under the same column as "ah-ight" and "y'ow what'm sayin'".

Now let's talk about "peep".
When is "peep this" going to go, right along with referring to humans as "peeps"?
A "peep" is either the sound a baby chick makes, or it's a marshmallow covered in colored sugar and sold at Easter. Nothing more!

[TRAGChick]

Here's one that makes me want to do the ball-stapling/boat oar thing that was mentioned...

Anyone who changes words to end in "izzle" or adds "izz" to the middle of a word (I'm in da hizz-ouse? come ON!). This goes for people who ACTUALLY speak that way as well as those who only do it because they think they're funny.

It's not cool, it's not funny, it makes you sound like a god damned uneducated moron and it's fucking retarded.
Or should I say it's fizzle to the re-tizzle. Um... actually no, I shouldn't.
This falls under the same column as "ah-ight" and "y'ow what'm sayin'".

Now let's talk about "peep".
When is "peep this" going to go, right along with referring to humans as "peeps"?
A "peep" is either the sound a baby chick makes, or it's a marshmallow covered in colored sugar and sold at Easter. Nothing more!

POST OF THE DAY!!!

[larryfromnextdoor]

changes words to end in "izzle" or adds "izz" to the middle of a word (I'm in da hizz-ouse? come ON!).
It's not cool, it's not funny, it makes you sound like a god damned uneducated moron and it's fucking retarded.
Or should I say it's fizzle to the re-tizzle. Um... actually no, I shouldn't.
This falls under the same column as "ah-ight" and "y'ow what'm sayin'".

Now let's talk about "peep".
When is "peep this" going to go, right along with referring to humans as "peeps"?
A "peep" is either the sound a baby chick makes, or it's a marshmallow covered in colored sugar and sold at Easter. Nothing more!

its called yo-bonics.. it was almost a regular school course in Cali.. going back to Cali... Cali...

[Ms_M]

How about standing in line outside the MVA in mid July and having some schmuck behind you ask "Hot enough for ya??".

wow,, that is TEXAS term im afraid,, ugh!....."hot enough for ya?",,"well, its the heat more than the humidity".."yep, in houston its humidity,, take a shower , get out dry off, still be wet...".. "yea, now arizonia,, thats some dry heat... "


SHUT UP!!!

Of course, you know that is DEAD on, Lar!!! I have to go get a towel now.... LOL!

[SteveForever]

How 'bout when people say.."me likes me some" do not like that from ANYONE even if its the man himself.

also don't like to be addressed as Sug, Hon, doll, or woman.

[X factor]

Here's one that makes me want to do the ball-stapling/boat oar thing that was mentioned...

Anyone who changes words to end in "izzle" or adds "izz" to the middle of a word (I'm in da hizz-ouse? come ON!). This goes for people who ACTUALLY speak that way as well as those who only do it because they think they're funny.

It's not cool, it's not funny, it makes you sound like a god damned uneducated moron and it's fucking retarded.
Or should I say it's fizzle to the re-tizzle. Um... actually no, I shouldn't.
This falls under the same column as "ah-ight" and "y'ow what'm sayin'".

Now let's talk about "peep".
When is "peep this" going to go, right along with referring to humans as "peeps"?
A "peep" is either the sound a baby chick makes, or it's a marshmallow covered in colored sugar and sold at Easter. Nothing more!

I believe "peeps" is short for "people"...

...so basically what many of you are saying is you don't like young, urban (i.e. black) slang, right? Just trying to clarify...

"Ya know what I'm sayin?"

[bluejeangirl76]

I'm think I'm going to be wildly unpopular for this one but I can't help it.

People who think "Perry" is an adjective or a verb. "Perry on!" Bite me.
"Have a Perry good day!" Kiss my ass.
If it's December and you write "Perry Christmas", I'm creating voo-doo dolls of you and sticking giant pins in it.
I think I did that once as a joke, but you know, even as a joke it isn't funny.

It's shit like that which makes people use words like 'loon' and make endless fun of the rest of us.

[Rick]

I'm think I'm going to be wildly unpopular for this one but I can't help it.

People who think "Perry" is an adjective or a verb. "Perry on!" Bite me.
"Have a Perry good day!" Kiss my ass.
If it's December and you write "Perry Christmas", I'm creating voo-doo dolls of you and sticking giant pins in it.
I think I did that once as a joke, but you know, even as a joke it isn't funny.

It's shit like that which makes people use words like 'loon' and make endless fun of the rest of us.

This is perry true. And I have a perry good idea who you're referring to.

[bluejeangirl76]

This is perry true. And I have a perry good idea who you're referring to.

I wasn't actually referring to any specific person. Just the practice in general. It's perry annoying.

[conversationpc]

Sorry, NIG, but I hate the "True dat" saying.

[Deb]

I'm think I'm going to be wildly unpopular for this one but I can't help it.

People who think "Perry" is an adjective or a verb. "Perry on!" Bite me.
"Have a Perry good day!" Kiss my ass.
If it's December and you write "Perry Christmas", I'm creating voo-doo dolls of you and sticking giant pins in it.
I think I did that once as a joke, but you know, even as a joke it isn't funny.

It's shit like that which makes people use words like 'loon' and make endless fun of the rest of us.

Agreed! Also agree on the "izzle" crap, drives me nuts.

[Deb]

How about standing in line outside the MVA in mid July and having some schmuck behind you ask "Hot enough for ya??".

I hear ya, sistah.

[TRAGChick]

I'm think I'm going to be wildly unpopular for this one but I can't help it.

People who think "Perry" is an adjective or a verb. "Perry on!" Bite me.
"Have a Perry good day!" Kiss my ass.
If it's December and you write "Perry Christmas", I'm creating voo-doo dolls of you and sticking giant pins in it.
I think I did that once as a joke, but you know, even as a joke it isn't funny.

It's shit like that which makes people use words like 'loon' and make endless fun of the rest of us.

Agreed! Also agree on the "izzle" crap, drives me nuts.

So, safe to say that Andrew's not gonna change this place to "MelodicRizzle", right?

[ohsherrie]

I'm think I'm going to be wildly unpopular for this one but I can't help it.

People who think "Perry" is an adjective or a verb. "Perry on!" Bite me.
"Have a Perry good day!" Kiss my ass.
If it's December and you write "Perry Christmas", I'm creating voo-doo dolls of you and sticking giant pins in it.
I think I did that once as a joke, but you know, even as a joke it isn't funny.

It's shit like that which makes people use words like 'loon' and make endless fun of the rest of us.

Well now that's not Perry nice of you at all BJG.

[NealIsGod]

Sorry, NIG, but I hate the "True dat" saying.

I was wondering who the first hater would be.