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SteveForever wrote:so WHAT was the cheesy line?
*Laura wrote:The owners of a rock shop,called "RetroActive", had the pleasure to see SP walking into their store (June,19).It's a cool story.![]()
The complete story is in the store's newsletter and on the owner's Myspace blog.
http://shopretroactive.com/shopretroactive/Newnewsletter.html
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=107426170&blogID=278172481
Saint John wrote:I'm glad Steve is out and enjoying life. Cool of him to chat with fans too. However, unless he's singing or signing over his royalty checks to me, I couldn't care less if he was in my backyard jerking off in my tomato plants.
Saint John wrote:I'm glad Steve is out and enjoying life. Cool of him to chat with fans too. However, unless he's singing or signing over his royalty checks to me, I couldn't care less if he was in my backyard jerking off in my tomato plants.
ohsherrie wrote:Saint John wrote:I'm glad Steve is out and enjoying life. Cool of him to chat with fans too. However, unless he's singing or signing over his royalty checks to me, I couldn't care less if he was in my backyard jerking off in my tomato plants.
Aw shit SJ, I'd sure as hell like to find him in my tomato patch.
Saint John wrote:ohsherrie wrote:Saint John wrote:I'm glad Steve is out and enjoying life. Cool of him to chat with fans too. However, unless he's singing or signing over his royalty checks to me, I couldn't care less if he was in my backyard jerking off in my tomato plants.
Aw shit SJ, I'd sure as hell like to find him in my tomato patch.
I bet you would!!!
ohsherrie wrote:Saint John wrote:ohsherrie wrote:Saint John wrote:I'm glad Steve is out and enjoying life. Cool of him to chat with fans too. However, unless he's singing or signing over his royalty checks to me, I couldn't care less if he was in my backyard jerking off in my tomato plants.
Aw shit SJ, I'd sure as hell like to find him in my tomato patch.
I bet you would!!!![]()
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(he wouldn't have to jerk off on the tomatoes)
Jenna wrote:Thanks Laura--it seems he is out and about and doing just fine---------
Perry86fan wrote:That was so coolwhat a sweet wonderful man he is
he dose care about his fans.
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larryfromnextdoor wrote:Perry86fan wrote:That was so coolwhat a sweet wonderful man he is
he dose care about his fans.
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im not so sure,, Elvis would have bought the guy a Cadillac..
ohsherrie wrote:larryfromnextdoor wrote:Perry86fan wrote:That was so coolwhat a sweet wonderful man he is
he dose care about his fans.
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im not so sure,, Elvis would have bought the guy a Cadillac..
Lar, Lar, Lar,I hope you never change.
You always make me laugh.
strangegrey wrote:SteveForever wrote:so WHAT was the cheesy line?
Oh, it was something utterly awful...like "how do you keep the ice from melting?" (implying she was hot)
These girls on these courses get everything from marriage proposals to ass pinches....so laying down a cheesy line like that after sucking down half a case a beer is just a way to get a laugh out of the other guys in the foursome...and most of the girls know that. Sometimes the girl is a naughty little ditty...and she'll wink back or even shake her ass at you as she drives off....I'm convinced some of them moonlight as strippers in the various myrtle 'gentlemens' clubs. In fact, one of the cart girls we had on our all-male golf trip down in June admitted that she worked at The Masters (a Myrtle area strip joint) at nights...
Unfortunately, the 'quality' of beer cart girl goes downhill after the end of the golf season in Myrtle. The girl from texas lives in Myrtle 5 months out of the year....from february to late june or july....to work the golfers both on the course and in the nasty bars at night. Once the strippers leave town, you're left with Granny's selling beer on the course.
ProgRocker53 wrote:I LOVE Retro-Active.
Last summer I bought 3 Journey shirts, 2 Van Halen shirts, a Boston shirt, a KISS shirt, a Tom Petty shirt, a Foreigner hat, an Asia shirt, and a .38 Special hat from there.
....I had to blow three paychecks somehow.
SteveForever wrote:strangegrey wrote:SteveForever wrote:so WHAT was the cheesy line?
Oh, it was something utterly awful...like "how do you keep the ice from melting?" (implying she was hot)
These girls on these courses get everything from marriage proposals to ass pinches....so laying down a cheesy line like that after sucking down half a case a beer is just a way to get a laugh out of the other guys in the foursome...and most of the girls know that. Sometimes the girl is a naughty little ditty...and she'll wink back or even shake her ass at you as she drives off....I'm convinced some of them moonlight as strippers in the various myrtle 'gentlemens' clubs. In fact, one of the cart girls we had on our all-male golf trip down in June admitted that she worked at The Masters (a Myrtle area strip joint) at nights...
Unfortunately, the 'quality' of beer cart girl goes downhill after the end of the golf season in Myrtle. The girl from texas lives in Myrtle 5 months out of the year....from february to late june or july....to work the golfers both on the course and in the nasty bars at night. Once the strippers leave town, you're left with Granny's selling beer on the course.
Yep, that's pretty bad. try using some of these next time.....
http://www.linesthataregood.com/pointy.html
Red13JoePa wrote:Holy shit, are we reading about an Appearance On The Road To Emmaus here, or perry going into a record store?
Sassie wrote:Yes I remember you saying that. Got the t-shirt. I followed all those rules. How about you Kathy?
journey4tomorrow wrote:Sassie wrote:Yes I remember you saying that. Got the t-shirt. I followed all those rules. How about you Kathy?
Wow! You GO girl!
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Thanks for posting this Laura, too cool!!
SteveForever wrote:I am also wondering where are the pics!? surely they took some.
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