OT: Barry Bonds

[chf34jmac]

Thanks doctor. Gee 17 years as a paramedic and I didn't know that. Wow you Are a mountain of information.

[Red13JoePa]

Morons,

Roids enable the body to come back faster after injuries and also recover better after workouts.

Yea, they do.

On an IMMEDIATE basis. But now he's 10 years in and clearly showing some degeneration. Wonder if any reporters have seen him nude, THAT ought to tell the tale. Or if he refuses to disrobe there, THAT ought to say something too.

[conversationpc]

Morons,

Roids enable the body to come back faster after injuries and also recover better after workouts.

Yea, they do.

On an IMMEDIATE basis. But now he's 10 years in and clearly showing some degeneration. Wonder if any reporters have seen him nude, THAT ought to tell the tale. Or if he refuses to disrobe there, THAT ought to say something too.

Are you saying the ol' potato sack may have shriveled up a bit?

[chf34jmac]

That's one sure sign, but if he's covered with acne that's another.

[Red13JoePa]

Book Of Shadows supposedly said he's got the biggest zit back ever.

[Rockindeano]

Bottom line is Barry Bonds is a bad guy,. A reprehensible motherfucker who thinks he is above everyone else.

1) Rides a limo from the hotel to the stadium on road trips, while team travels on bus.

2) Had his own recliner brought into the clubhouse, while team uses team issued chairs.

3) Pushed wife downstairs, nearly killing her.

4) Evaded taxes more than once.

5) "Cadillacs it" in LF...i.e.= dogs it, NO hustle

6) His arm has the power of an 13 yr old Ethiopian

7) Has a gigantic dome

9) He does have white teeth tho

[Deb]

Mmmmm 'roids.

[Red13JoePa]

Know what?

Good for Canseco. He admitted he was wrong, he named names and began trying to fix stuff in the game.

[conversationpc]

6) His arm has the power of an 13 yr old Ethiopian

That same 13 yr old Ethiopian can easily outthrow Rickey Henderson also.

[Rockindeano]

6) His arm has the power of an 13 yr old Ethiopian

That same 13 yr old Ethiopian can easily outthrow Rickey Henderson also.

We're not talking about Ricky Henderson. We're talking about a guy who consumed Roids and within a month will hold the most hallowed record in sports. I wish Alex would hurry up and get to 760, so Barroid will have limited time to enjoy it.

While we're talking arms, the best arm in the league is on a 5'9" Japanese dude who plays in Seattle. He doesn't need roids.

[Rockindeano]

Know what?

Good for Canseco. He admitted he was wrong, he named names and began trying to fix stuff in the game.

I agree. Some called him a snake, and all those assholes McGwire, Sammy, Palmero all played dumb on Capitol Hill...Fuck em. Canseco IMO, is a Hall of Famer, NOT Big Mac.

[Red13JoePa]

Canseco's book was met with universal derision, particularly amongst baseball and baseball heads, upon release and low and behold EVERY name he named turned out to be juicing.

And Canseco's still waiting for apologies from those who dismissed him as a crackpot.

[conversationpc]

Canseco's book was met with universal derision, particularly amongst baseball and baseball heads, upon release and low and behold EVERY name he named turned out to be juicing.

Other than current baseball players, I don't think many thought he was a crackpot just that he seemed to be doing the book only for publicity and money. Didn't he also name Roger Clemens, though? He did say that Clemens was one of the few guys that wasn't running around on his wife while on the road. I'll give him that.

[Red13JoePa]

Don't know if Canseco pointed the dirty end of the stick @ The Rocket or not, but the absolute gas he is throwing at the age he is, during the parts of the season he always opts to pitch now (remember reading somewhere this mid-June gig he has going on is always AFTER the deadline for random testing) is curious.

Nolan Ryan was a freak who never changed physically but Clemens, body evolutionwise, is the Bonds of pitching.

Look at the pics of his MVP season in '86 compared to now.

If he had buck teeth back then he could've been a rake.

[conversationpc]

Don't know if Canseco pointed the dirty end of the stick @ The Rocket or not, but the absolute gas he is throwing at the age he is, during the parts of the season he always opts to pitch now (remember reading somewhere this mid-June gig he has going on is always AFTER the deadline for random testing) is curious.

Nolan Ryan was a freak who never changed physically but Clemens, body evolutionwise, is the Bonds of pitching.

Look at the pics of his MVP season in '86 compared to now.

If he had buck teeth back then he could've been a rake.

Clemens is doesn't look significantly larger now than he was then. His build, unlike Barry Bonds, has not changed drastically. Bonds was a stick figure before he 'roided up. Clemens was always a big boy, though he was certainly a little skinnier back in the day.

[Rockindeano]

Clemens goes 6'3 235....seems normal. I think it's hilarious he gets 10 million a game and is 2-4 with a 4.20 era.

[conversationpc]

Clemens goes 6'3 235....seems normal. I think it's hilarious he gets 10 million a game and is 2-4 with a 4.20 era.

He needs to shit or get off the pot. If I was his teammates, I'd be a bit ticked that he just sits around for the first month or two of the season and then decides that he feels like pitching again.

[Red13JoePa]

Clemens goes 6'3 235....seems normal. I think it's hilarious he gets 10 million a game and is 2-4 with a 4.20 era.

what thigh did he have on the scale when he weighed in at "235?" Look at his ass, legs and chest now compared to when he was in his prime or at the beginning coming out of The U Of Texas.

And the ass and legs driving are what it's all about for power pitchers.

Now I am not saying he can't be jacked w/out roids but the velocity and the mid-June ONLY comebacks are very odd.

[Rockindeano]

Clemens goes 6'3 235....seems normal. I think it's hilarious he gets 10 million a game and is 2-4 with a 4.20 era.

He needs to shit or get off the pot. If I was his teammates, I'd be a bit ticked that he just sits around for the first month or two of the season and then decides that he feels like pitching again.

Agree, especially when they were 12 games back...perhaps he could have kept them within 7, 8 or even 9 games....

[Rockindeano]

Roger DOES have an incredible work ethic. I do believe he has huge thighs as a result from working out...I read before how in the off season, he would punch his throwing arm into a barrel of rice..thus strengthening it.

[Liam]

Clemens goes 6'3 235....seems normal. I think it's hilarious he gets 10 million a game and is 2-4 with a 4.20 era.

He needs to shit or get off the pot. If I was his teammates, I'd be a bit ticked that he just sits around for the first month or two of the season and then decides that he feels like pitching again.

Agree, especially when they were 12 games back...perhaps he could have kept them within 7, 8 or even 9 games....

Alls I gots to say on this is FUCK THE YANKEES.

[conversationpc]

Alls I gots to say on this is FUCK THE YANKEES.

Amen! Preach it, brother!

[Red13JoePa]

Roger DOES have an incredible work ethic. I do believe he has huge thighs as a result from working out...I read before how in the off season, he would punch his throwing arm into a barrel of rice..thus strengthening it.

Steve Carlton invented that (and the theory that 50 Jewish bankers living in Switzerland run the world). You take an 8 inch stick, hold it in your fist and work it back and forth through a barrel of rice downs as far as you can go.

I've done this it is pure agony after 5 minutes.

[Deb]

Know what?

Good for Canseco. He admitted he was wrong, he named names and began trying to fix stuff in the game.

LOL, don't follow baseball.......just thought he was hawt. Didn't even know much about him until I saw him on the Surreal Life, came across as one big ole teddy bear and quite funny. (I know, girly thing to say....sorry )

[Red13JoePa]

Yep, Canseco seemed like a real cool dude on SL.

[Liam]

Alls I gots to say on this is FUCK THE YANKEES.

Amen! Preach it, brother!

Did I mention FUCK THE RED SOX too???

Mets and Astros fan. More a Mets fan but we're 1 1/2 games ahead of Atlanta right now. I FUCKING HATE the Braves almost as much as the Yankees.

[Red13JoePa]

Did I mention FUCK THE RED SOX too???

No, you didn't mention that yet but I'm awfully glad you did.

F them and their bogus, annoying RSNation psuedo fans who live in every city in America now (suddenly after 2004 ).

[Liam]

Did I mention FUCK THE RED SOX too???

No, you didn't mention that yet but I'm awfully glad you did.

F them and their bogus, annoying RSNation psuedo fans who live in every city in America now (suddenly after 2004 ).

HAHA...right on, bro.

[Red13JoePa]

Yea.

DAVECT. I wanna know WHEN you joined that bandwagon RS Nation. If it was pre October 2004 then I'll sort of give you a pass.

[Liam]

Red Sox: All that whining about "OMG we have to break the curse" then they did NOW they're whining about "why didn't we repeat it".
Yankees: WAY too fuckin' smug. From the day I was born I've hated that team. I'm just waiting for the day when the whole team gets sniped. j/k
Braves: Same as the Yankees.