The Little Old Lady... Yes, I'm obviously bored.

[scarygirl]

You know the nursery rhyme. There was a little old lady who lived in a shoe; she had so many children she didn't know what to do. On first ponder, one might feel bad for the little old lady. What with the size of the shoe and all, ten or 12 tops. The number of children involved. From what I hear, those buggers tied her laces together everytime she squatted on the pot. Then there was the incessant smell. Even "Airwick" ran away. But then again, when you think about it, you realize the little old lady was not so sympathetic after all. Turns out, the little old lady just didn't believe in birth control.

[larryfromnextdoor]

hi SCARYGIRL!! you drinking?

[scarygirl]

Nope. I thought that up when I woke this morning. You don't want to see my writings when I drink.
ROTFL

hi SCARYGIRL!! you drinking?

[Saint John]

Nope. I thought that up when I woke this morning. You don't want to see my writings when I drink.
ROTFL

hi SCARYGIRL!! you drinking?

I'll be shitfaced tomorrow night. I'll revise that story for ya.

[Deb]

I'll be shitfaced tomorrow night. I'll revise that story for ya.

[Monker]

Turns out, the little old lady just didn't believe in birth control.

Well, that plus, "every sperm is sacred."

[squirt1]

Someone please translate !

[scarygirl]

Which part?

Someone please translate !

[mistiejourney]

You know the nursery rhyme. There was a little old lady who lived in a shoe; she had so many children she didn't know what to do. On first ponder, one might feel bad for the little old lady. What with the size of the shoe and all, ten or 12 tops. The number of children involved. From what I hear, those buggers tied her laces together everytime she squatted on the pot. Then there was the incessant smell. Even "Airwick" ran away. But then again, when you think about it, you realize the little old lady was not so sympathetic after all. Turns out, the little old lady just didn't believe in birth control.

I'm definitely entertained everytime I come to the board, but this takes the cake! LOL! Now I'm going to be analyzing every nursery rhyme I hear....

[larryfromnextdoor]

You know the nursery rhyme. There was a little old lady who lived in a shoe; she had so many children she didn't know what to do. On first ponder, one might feel bad for the little old lady. What with the size of the shoe and all, ten or 12 tops. The number of children involved. From what I hear, those buggers tied her laces together everytime she squatted on the pot. Then there was the incessant smell. Even "Airwick" ran away. But then again, when you think about it, you realize the little old lady was not so sympathetic after all. Turns out, the little old lady just didn't believe in birth control.

I'm definitely entertained everytime I come to the board, but this takes the cake! LOL! Now I'm going to be analyzing every nursery rhyme I hear....

mistie,, nursery rhymes and stories are evil!!!! hidden messages everywhere,, take Cinderella, in the
REAL story, the women were taking meat cleavers and choping their feet apart so they could fit in that
dang glass slipper,, i suppose Cindy had a little foot!!

this little ole lady in the shoe , if i remember, was making fun of the king/queen of england.. i guess england was the smelly shoe.... j/k

[Rick]

You know the nursery rhyme. There was a little old lady who lived in a shoe; she had so many children she didn't know what to do. On first ponder, one might feel bad for the little old lady. What with the size of the shoe and all, ten or 12 tops. The number of children involved. From what I hear, those buggers tied her laces together everytime she squatted on the pot. Then there was the incessant smell. Even "Airwick" ran away. But then again, when you think about it, you realize the little old lady was not so sympathetic after all. Turns out, the little old lady just didn't believe in birth control.

I'm definitely entertained everytime I come to the board, but this takes the cake! LOL! Now I'm going to be analyzing every nursery rhyme I hear....

mistie,, nursery rhymes and stories are evil!!!! hidden messages everywhere,, take Cinderella, in the
REAL story, the women were taking meat cleavers and choping their feet apart so they could fit in that
dang glass slipper,, i suppose Cindy had a little foot!!

this little ole lady in the shoe , if i remember, was making fun of the king/queen of england.. i guess england was the smelly shoe.... j/k

Now we must ask you the same question....

[G.I.Jim]

Here's some nursery ryhmes for ya!!!

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a snack.
The cupboard was bare,
She didn't despair.
She let Rover munch on her crack

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
Whacked off in the movie theater.
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene

Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over,
Her Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own

Sorry, I had to throw out some Andrew Dice Clay! Lol!!!

[larryfromnextdoor]

Sorry, I had to throw out some Andrew Dice Clay! Lol!!!

well, im not much of a ADC fan.. but i remember one of his...

jack and jill went up the hill
both with a buck and a quarter,
jill came down with $2.50... yeowwwwww!!

[G.I.Jim]

Sorry, I had to throw out some Andrew Dice Clay! Lol!!!

well, im not much of a ADC fan.. but i remember one of his...

jack and jill went up the hill
both with a buck and a quarter,
jill came down with $2.50... yeowwwwww!!

Lol!!!

I agree with you on that! I think he's one of the biggest pricks in the business!!! He's got no respect for anybody, and I'm sure that's got a lot to do with why he's disappeared! I saw a show not too long ago (maybe on MTV), and he was kicked off the show for being an asshole!

I just had to post his stuff, because it came to mind with the whole Nursery ryhme thing! What a dick!

[larryfromnextdoor]

Sorry, I had to throw out some Andrew Dice Clay! Lol!!!

well, im not much of a ADC fan.. but i remember one of his...

jack and jill went up the hill
both with a buck and a quarter,
jill came down with $2.50... yeowwwwww!!

Lol!!!

I agree with you on that! I think he's one of the biggest pricks in the business!!! He's got no respect for anybody, and I'm sure that's got a lot to do with why he's disappeared! I saw a show not too long ago (maybe on MTV), and he was kicked off the show for being an asshole!

I just had to post his stuff, because it came to mind with the whole Nursery ryhme thing! What a dick!

im going to admit it.. i liked Ford Fairlane... i thought he acted well ,,
and it was pretty entertaining.. pretty groovy soundtrack too..

[G.I.Jim]

Sorry, I had to throw out some Andrew Dice Clay! Lol!!!

well, im not much of a ADC fan.. but i remember one of his...

jack and jill went up the hill
both with a buck and a quarter,
jill came down with $2.50... yeowwwwww!!

Lol!!!

I agree with you on that! I think he's one of the biggest pricks in the business!!! He's got no respect for anybody, and I'm sure that's got a lot to do with why he's disappeared! I saw a show not too long ago (maybe on MTV), and he was kicked off the show for being an asshole!

I just had to post his stuff, because it came to mind with the whole Nursery ryhme thing! What a dick!

im going to admit it.. i liked Ford Fairlane... i thought he acted well ,,
and it was pretty entertaining.. pretty groovy soundtrack too..

Lol!!! I don't think I'd admit to that one!!!

[scarygirl]

Larry, I can't stand ADC, but I love Ford Fairlane. The scene where Vince Neil's casket goes rolling down the hill is worth the price alone.

Sorry, I had to throw out some Andrew Dice Clay! Lol!!!

well, im not much of a ADC fan.. but i remember one of his...

jack and jill went up the hill
both with a buck and a quarter,
jill came down with $2.50... yeowwwwww!!

Lol!!!

I agree with you on that! I think he's one of the biggest pricks in the business!!! He's got no respect for anybody, and I'm sure that's got a lot to do with why he's disappeared! I saw a show not too long ago (maybe on MTV), and he was kicked off the show for being an asshole!

I just had to post his stuff, because it came to mind with the whole Nursery ryhme thing! What a dick!

im going to admit it.. i liked Ford Fairlane... i thought he acted well ,,
and it was pretty entertaining.. pretty groovy soundtrack too..

[Perry86fan]

You know the nursery rhyme. There was a little old lady who lived in a shoe; she had so many children she didn't know what to do. On first ponder, one might feel bad for the little old lady. What with the size of the shoe and all, ten or 12 tops. The number of children involved. From what I hear, those buggers tied her laces together everytime she squatted on the pot. Then there was the incessant smell. Even "Airwick" ran away. But then again, when you think about it, you realize the little old lady was not so sympathetic after all. Turns out, the little old lady just didn't believe in birth control.

Girl you are so funny.