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by **Rockindeano** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:05 am

The Raven fans will cancel each other out, Dave, Indy will experience a "bounce" as Peyton will have an average year(hoping anyway), and I will come out of nowhere with Hasselback and win the fuckin league. Then, I will hire Jeff to play a blowout rager for all of us.

by **conversationpc** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:07 am

RockinDeano wrote:The Raven fans will cancel each other out, Dave, Indy will experience a "bounce" as Peyton will have an average year(hoping anyway), and I will come out of nowhere with Hasselback and win the fuckin league. Then, I will hire Jeff to play a blowout rager for all of us.

I've only done fantasy football for the last two years. Anyway, Hasselbeck was my guy the first year and he did pretty well for me.

by **NealIsGod** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:07 am

RockinDeano wrote:The Raven fans will cancel each other out, Dave, Indy will experience a "bounce" as Peyton will have an average year(hoping anyway), and I will come out of nowhere with Hasselback and win the fuckin league. Then, I will hire Jeff to play a blowout rager for all of us.

I've been playing FF since 1991. I don't draft players cuz I root for 'em on Sunday. Heap and McGahee are the only Ravens worth drafting. And the D, of course.

by **conversationpc** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:13 am

NealIsGod wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:The Raven fans will cancel each other out, Dave, Indy will experience a "bounce" as Peyton will have an average year(hoping anyway), and I will come out of nowhere with Hasselback and win the fuckin league. Then, I will hire Jeff to play a blowout rager for all of us.

I've been playing FF since 1991. I don't draft players cuz I root for 'em on Sunday. Heap and McGahee are the only Ravens worth drafting. And the D, of course.

I finished 4th both years so far, so I am planning on moving up the ladder and kicking some ass this year. :wink:

by **NealIsGod** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:15 am

conversationpc wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:The Raven fans will cancel each other out, Dave, Indy will experience a "bounce" as Peyton will have an average year(hoping anyway), and I will come out of nowhere with Hasselback and win the fuckin league. Then, I will hire Jeff to play a blowout rager for all of us.

I've been playing FF since 1991. I don't draft players cuz I root for 'em on Sunday. Heap and McGahee are the only Ravens worth drafting. And the D, of course.

I finished 4th both years so far, so I am planning on moving up the ladder and kicking some ass this year.

I came in last my first year, and won the championship in the 2nd. Now I'm in the playoffs every year, but come in 2nd or 3rd a lot. I lost the championship game by .2 points a few years ago when Westbrook got benched on MNF. Fucking Andy Reid...

by **conversationpc** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:23 am

NealIsGod wrote:
conversationpc wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:The Raven fans will cancel each other out, Dave, Indy will experience a "bounce" as Peyton will have an average year(hoping anyway), and I will come out of nowhere with Hasselback and win the fuckin league. Then, I will hire Jeff to play a blowout rager for all of us.

I've been playing FF since 1991. I don't draft players cuz I root for 'em on Sunday. Heap and McGahee are the only Ravens worth drafting. And the D, of course.

I finished 4th both years so far, so I am planning on moving up the ladder and kicking some ass this year.

I came in last my first year, and won the championship in the 2nd. Now I'm in the playoffs every year, but come in 2nd or 3rd a lot. I lost the championship game by .2 points a few years ago when Westbrook got benched on MNF. Fucking Andy Reid...

.2? Dang! He would've only had to gain about an additional 6 or 7 yards to put you over the top.

by **NealIsGod** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:30 am

conversationpc wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:
conversationpc wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:The Raven fans will cancel each other out, Dave, Indy will experience a "bounce" as Peyton will have an average year(hoping anyway), and I will come out of nowhere with Hasselback and win the fuckin league. Then, I will hire Jeff to play a blowout rager for all of us.

I've been playing FF since 1991. I don't draft players cuz I root for 'em on Sunday. Heap and McGahee are the only Ravens worth drafting. And the D, of course.

I finished 4th both years so far, so I am planning on moving up the ladder and kicking some ass this year.

I came in last my first year, and won the championship in the 2nd. Now I'm in the playoffs every year, but come in 2nd or 3rd a lot. I lost the championship game by .2 points a few years ago when Westbrook got benched on MNF. Fucking Andy Reid...

.2? Dang! He would've only had to gain about an additional 6 or 7 yards to put you over the top.

One carry and 5 or more yards or 1 reception for 10 or more would have gotten me the win. My friend who was playing against me called me from the bar screaming WESTBROOK IS OUT!!!! :evil:

I am over it now.

by **conversationpc** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:32 am

NealIsGod wrote:One carry and 5 or more yards or 1 reception for 10 or more would have gotten me the win. My friend who was playing against me called me from the bar screaming WESTBROOK IS OUT!!!! I am over it now.

by **NealIsGod** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:39 am

That's ok, left an upper decker the next time I went over his house. :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:42 am

NealIsGod wrote:That's ok, left an upper decker the next time I went over his house.

You blew mud and didn't flush did you?

by **NealIsGod** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:44 am

RockinDeano wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:That's ok, left an upper decker the next time I went over his house.

You blew mud and didn't flush did you?

Close. Google it.

:lol:

by **conversationpc** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:44 am

NealIsGod wrote:That's ok, left an upper decker the next time I went over his house.

Hadn't heard that term being used that way before. Is this what you're talking about?...

1. upper decker

v. The leaving of fecal matter in the tank of ones toilet, turning the water brown. Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, but sometimes in an emergency when the bowl is clogged.

n. The shit that is left in tank during such an act.

by **NealIsGod** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:45 am

conversationpc wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:That's ok, left an upper decker the next time I went over his house.

Hadn't heard that term being used that way before. Is this what you're talking about?...

1. upper decker

v. The leaving of fecal matter in the tank of ones toilet, turning the water brown. Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, but sometimes in an emergency when the bowl is clogged.

n. The shit that is left in tank during such an act.

This is more accurate:

When you take the top off a toilet and shit in it so and replace it so when the next victim flushes instead of becoming clean it fills up with shit.

by **Rick** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:49 am

NealIsGod wrote:
conversationpc wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:That's ok, left an upper decker the next time I went over his house.

Hadn't heard that term being used that way before. Is this what you're talking about?...

1. upper decker

v. The leaving of fecal matter in the tank of ones toilet, turning the water brown. Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, but sometimes in an emergency when the bowl is clogged.

n. The shit that is left in tank during such an act.

This is more accurate:

When you take the top off a toilet and shit in it so and replace it so when the next victim flushes instead of becoming clean it fill's up with shit.

That is so wrong. I've got friends like that, one in particular that cannot come over without leaving a practical joke to be found later. He's never done anything to this magnitude, but he hid my shower head, stuff like that. At one guys house he turned off the valve to the toilet, and it cost the guy $75.00 to get a plumber to turn it back on. I know, who doesn't know to check that right?

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:51 am

I am truly inspired now. Can't wait to get down to my local McDonalds and try it out on their toilets. I love this shit!

by **Red13JoePa** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:56 am

Except I think MickeySlops just has the in-wall commodes with no tank attaced.

blechhhhhhhhhh shiver me timbers thinking about the whole thing.

by **Soto All The Way** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:01 am

Filling up nice. I asked Drew for a stickey to keep thi at the top for questions, concerns and problems with the draft and so forth....

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by **Liam** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:17 am

Shit. I do this shit with no sleep and I'm lost. Can someone give me the link to get directly to the team? :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:24 am

Liam, email ed "Soto all the way" and he will walk you through. It's pretty easy.

by **Liam** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:25 am

RockinDeano wrote:Liam, email ed "Soto all the way" and he will walk you through. It's pretty easy.

Thanks.

by **dcvader** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:34 am

I am all signed up. The Virginia Midgets are ready for action.

by **Liam** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:39 am

Think I figured it out for the most part. I'm the "CS Cowboys" (College Station). Got my logo and everything. :lol:

by **Soto All The Way** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:42 am

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffi ... sonId=2007

You will probably have to sign up for ESPN and get a name and password, just register and this is the league page.

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by **dcvader** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:44 am

Liam wrote:Think I figured it out for the most part. I'm the "CS Cowboys" (College Station). Got my logo and everything.

At first look I thought the CS would be for Cock Sucking Cowboys. LOL!

Why not be creative and use "College Station Dog Fighters" or something. LMAO!

This will be a blast.

by **Liam** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:48 am

dcvader wrote:
Liam wrote:Think I figured it out for the most part. I'm the "CS Cowboys" (College Station). Got my logo and everything.

At first look I thought the CS would be for Cock Sucking Cowboys. LOL!

Why not be creative and use "College Station Dog Fighters" or something. LMAO!

This will be a blast.

Asshole.

I was going to do something else...but I'm REALLY fuckin' tired right now and my creativity just went out the window. Maybe I'll get a 2nd wind and do something else with it...but I'm keepin' the logo. :lol:

by AR » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:02 am

I don't draft Ravens players at all except for the defense and special teams.

by **RedWingFan** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:06 am

I have a question! On all the other leagues I've played on there weren't individual defenders selected. Just team defense's. What the hell is that all about? Anyone know?

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:20 am

California Ass Drillers are ready to run rampant on Sew Toe FB league. I am in Stu's and Raider Fans Division...

by **RedWingFan** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:24 am

RockinDeano wrote:California Fuck You is ready to run rampant on Sew Toe FB league. I am in Stu's and Raider Fans Division...

Dude I apologize in advance for the beating my team gives yours. No hard feelings, Ok

by **Liam** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:28 am

RaiderFan wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:California Fuck You is ready to run rampant on Sew Toe FB league. I am in Stu's and Raider Fans Division...

Dude I apologize in advance for the beating my team gives yours. No hard feelings, Ok

If you pick all Raiders players...I don't think he'll have anything to worry about. :lol:

j/k

MR

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