OT: Tuesday Laugh...

[TRAGChick]

Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!


A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.


Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies:
"The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

[Rhiannon]

That's frigging hilarious!!!!!!!

[Ms_M]

Great one!!!

[CatEyes]

Wa-a-a-a-a-y too accurate!!!

[nikki]

Brilliant!

[Queen513]

As usual I'm a day late and a dollar short, but thanks for the laugh! That was hilarious

[Lady Luck]

LMAO!

[chf34jmac]

Ok here's another one for you. (Not PC in the least, so the easily offended should stop reading now)

What did Davey Crockett say at the Alamo?












Where'd all these fucking landscapers come from!

[Ms_M]

Ok here's another one for you. (Not PC in the least, so the easily offended should stop reading now)

What did Davey Crockett say at the Alamo?















Where'd all these fucking landscapers come from!

, but I LOVE it!!

[chf34jmac]

Here's another (again easily offended stop here)


What's the difference between a Jewish wife on vacation and a 747?










The 747 stops whining when it lands in Miami Beach

[Rick]

And THAT reminds me of this one.

If your wife is banging on the front door, and your dog is yapping at the back door, which one do you let in first?





The dog, because it will stop yapping when you let it in.