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Postby Saint John » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:05 am

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Socratic Methodist wrote:Memo: The Beatles were recipients(sp) of good timing, that's it. And girls went Cuckoo for cocopuffs over them. Thats it.

I don't know why people continue to fawn over these four mop-tops. Ringo played a Walmart drumkit. They weren't that great as far as instruments. Their music was simple. Lennon was canonized for being wacky. Paul was the genius in that band. They did get better as time went on. And they broke up when they were just getting good.



Couldn't agree more...fuck the Beatles and their Bo-Rics haircuts. Lennon wandered around in a comatose-like drug induced stupor for the better part of 15 years. Makes you wonder why anyone gave a shit when he got a few bullets in the chest. The guy was obviously afraid of reality and pretty much hated everything about the world. He was done a favor and shown the door. People should have been happy for him. Personally, I like it here. In fact, I'm having a hell of a time...no complaints and if at all possible, would love to stick around for another 30 or 40 years.


You sure fuckin' love it when people are shown the backdoor Saint, I'll give you that. Lennon's mind was fucked up by that ugly oriental bitch, you'd have to be stoned to sleep with that :wink:



I sat back and tried to think of ONE good quality/trait in Yoko Ono and immediately one popped into my head. I'd like to tie her to a chair, jam a funnel down her throat and, along with 20 or so friends, throw a Bukkake party.
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Postby styxman » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:06 am

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styxman wrote:You sure fuckin' love it when people are shown the backdoor Saint, I'll give you that. Lennon's mind was fucked up by that ugly oriental bitch, you'd have to be stoned to sleep with that :wink:


Nah, he SHOULD have been stoned for having associated with that talentless twit.

Yoko is a fugly Paris Hilton :lol:


I've heard some words in my time but what is Fugly :?
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Postby styxman » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:07 am

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Socratic Methodist wrote:Memo: The Beatles were recipients(sp) of good timing, that's it. And girls went Cuckoo for cocopuffs over them. Thats it.

I don't know why people continue to fawn over these four mop-tops. Ringo played a Walmart drumkit. They weren't that great as far as instruments. Their music was simple. Lennon was canonized for being wacky. Paul was the genius in that band. They did get better as time went on. And they broke up when they were just getting good.



Couldn't agree more...fuck the Beatles and their Bo-Rics haircuts. Lennon wandered around in a comatose-like drug induced stupor for the better part of 15 years. Makes you wonder why anyone gave a shit when he got a few bullets in the chest. The guy was obviously afraid of reality and pretty much hated everything about the world. He was done a favor and shown the door. People should have been happy for him. Personally, I like it here. In fact, I'm having a hell of a time...no complaints and if at all possible, would love to stick around for another 30 or 40 years.


You sure fuckin' love it when people are shown the backdoor Saint, I'll give you that. Lennon's mind was fucked up by that ugly oriental bitch, you'd have to be stoned to sleep with that :wink:



I sat back and tried to think of ONE good quality/trait in Yoko Ono and immediately one popped into my head. I'd like to tie her to a chair, jam a funnel down her throat and, along with 20 or so friends, throw a Bukkake party.


Orientals like that shit :lol:
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Postby Saint John » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:07 am

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styxman wrote:You sure fuckin' love it when people are shown the backdoor Saint, I'll give you that. Lennon's mind was fucked up by that ugly oriental bitch, you'd have to be stoned to sleep with that :wink:


Nah, he SHOULD have been stoned for having associated with that talentless twit.

Yoko is a fugly Paris Hilton :lol:


I've heard some words in my time but what is Fugly :?


Fuckin'+Ugly=Fugly
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Postby RedWingFan » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:07 am

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styxman wrote:You sure fuckin' love it when people are shown the backdoor Saint, I'll give you that. Lennon's mind was fucked up by that ugly oriental bitch, you'd have to be stoned to sleep with that :wink:


Nah, he SHOULD have been stoned for having associated with that talentless twit.

Yoko is a fugly Paris Hilton :lol:


I've heard some words in my time but what is Fugly :?

f****n' ugly!
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Postby styxman » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:08 am

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styxman wrote:You sure fuckin' love it when people are shown the backdoor Saint, I'll give you that. Lennon's mind was fucked up by that ugly oriental bitch, you'd have to be stoned to sleep with that :wink:


Nah, he SHOULD have been stoned for having associated with that talentless twit.

Yoko is a fugly Paris Hilton :lol:


I've heard some words in my time but what is Fugly :?


Fuckin'+Ugly=Fugly


Simple, just couldn't see it :wink:
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Postby Red13JoePa » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:10 am

Saint John wrote:I sat back and tried to think of ONE good quality/trait in Yoko Ono and immediately one popped into my head. I'd like to tie her to a chair, jam a funnel down her throat and, along with 20 or so friends, throw a Bukkake party.



May have reached either a new alltime high or low ebb with this post...depending on what camp one's in. :)
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Postby Socratic Methodist » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:14 am

Yeah, and how she treats Julian, and Sean is a fucking shame......
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Postby RedWingFan » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:14 am

Socratic Methodist wrote:Yeah, and how she treats Julian, and Sean is a fucking shame......

Maybe St. John will invite them. :lol:
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Postby Classic Rock » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:15 am

Red13JoePa wrote:Stones
The Who
The Bealtes


And if they could be considered I'd put Zep ahead of the who and below the stones.


Mine would be:

The Beatles
The Who
The Rolling Stones

Even though I don’t own one Rolling Stones LP, 8-track, cassette tape, CD, DVD, or have one song downloaded to my hard drive I respect the hell out of them.
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Postby styxman » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:19 am

I'm thinking if we had to say one british act that tops them all, it would have to be Elton John.
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Postby Classic Rock » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:24 am

styxman wrote:I'm thinking if we had to say one british act that tops them all, it would have to be Elton John.


Well we were talking British Invasion though and I don’t think he was part of that.
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Postby Little Lenny » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:27 am

styxman wrote:I'm thinking if we had to say one british act that tops them all, it would have to be Elton John.


I can think of a few, never been into Elton john myself, but thats just my opinion.
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Postby styxman » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:32 am

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styxman wrote:I'm thinking if we had to say one british act that tops them all, it would have to be Elton John.


I can think of a few, never been into Elton john myself, but thats just my opinion.


No, I'm not an Elton fan but he's a real Queen in the States, bigger than the Beatles ever where, if we're talkin' timescale and units sold. I might be wrong here but I'm sure he's sold by the shed load over there
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Postby styxman » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:34 am

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styxman wrote:I'm thinking if we had to say one british act that tops them all, it would have to be Elton John.


Well we were talking British Invasion though and I don’t think he was part of that.


Apologies I thought we were talkin invasion by bristish bands up to present :wink:
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Postby Saint John » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:38 am

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styxman wrote:I'm thinking if we had to say one british act that tops them all, it would have to be Elton John.


Well we were talking British Invasion though and I don’t think he was part of that.



He was the catalyst for the Anal Invasion, which led to Boy George and George Michael.
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Postby styxman » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:45 am

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styxman wrote:I'm thinking if we had to say one british act that tops them all, it would have to be Elton John.


Well we were talking British Invasion though and I don’t think he was part of that.



He was the catalyst for the Anal Invasion, which led to Boy George and George Michael.


similar to us getting David Cassidy and Donny Osmond :lol:
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Postby styxman » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:47 am

It could have been worse, the Canadian's sent us over Bryan Adams :shock:
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Postby *Laura » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:07 am

The British invasion is not complete without Free and Cream.
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Postby ArnelRox » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:11 am

styxman wrote:It could have been worse, the Canadian's sent us over Bryan Adams :shock:


Um excuse me, that was a total gift. He's awesome. Get down on ur knees & thank Canada for raising such a talent.
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Postby nikki » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:12 am

Little Lenny wrote:
styxman wrote:I'm thinking if we had to say one british act that tops them all, it would have to be Elton John.


I can think of a few, never been into Elton john myself, but thats just my opinion.


What about Freddie Mercury?? He never needed a gimmick to captive a crowd. Great musical ability, the ultimate showman, best frontman ever, need I say more?
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Postby ArnelRox » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:12 am

Little Lenny wrote:
styxman wrote:I'm thinking if we had to say one british act that tops them all, it would have to be Elton John.


I can think of a few, never been into Elton john myself, but thats just my opinion.


I liked his very early stuff. Up to Captain Fantastic. He was good writing w/Bernie back in those days. After that, it all went to hell. Now he needs a good swift kick in the ass.
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Postby styxman » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:12 am

*Laura wrote:The British invasion is not complete without Free and Cream.


How many times do I have to tell you, it's Strawberries and Cream. Thats the biggest contribution we Brits have made to the world :wink:
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Postby ArnelRox » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:13 am

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styxman wrote:I'm thinking if we had to say one british act that tops them all, it would have to be Elton John.


I can think of a few, never been into Elton john myself, but thats just my opinion.


What about Freddie Mercury?? He never needed a gimmick to captive a crowd. Great musical ability, the ultimate showman, best frontman ever, need I say more?


Wait for it. They're gonna tell u he was a homo too so part of the anal invasion. Any moment now.
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Postby Saint John » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:14 am

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styxman wrote:I'm thinking if we had to say one british act that tops them all, it would have to be Elton John.


I can think of a few, never been into Elton john myself, but thats just my opinion.


What about Freddie Mercury?? He never needed a gimmick to captive a crowd. Great musical ability, the ultimate showman, best frontman ever, need I say more?


He was disqualified for taking it in the ass. Sorry.
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Postby styxman » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:15 am

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styxman wrote:It could have been worse, the Canadian's sent us over Bryan Adams :shock:


Um excuse me, that was a total gift. He's awesome. Get down on ur knees & thank Canada for raising such a talent.


Jesus! Only the likes of Elton gets on his knees and I ain't going there :shock: I thank you standing up for such a talent :wink:
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Postby *Laura » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:17 am

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*Laura wrote:The British invasion is not complete without Free and Cream.


How many times do I have to tell you, it's Strawberries and Cream. Thats the biggest contribution we Brits have made to the world :wink:

Let's not forget about John Thomas! :lol: Hit after hit after hit. :lol:
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Postby ArnelRox » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:17 am

Saint John wrote:Makes you wonder why anyone gave a shit when he got a few bullets in the chest. The guy was obviously afraid of reality and pretty much hated everything about the world. He was done a favor and shown the door. People should have been happy for him.


I just lost ALL respect for u again SJ. For good this time I'm afraid. That is nothing short of sacrelige. The poor guy was killed by some sick crazy stalker & u say he was done a favor? Disgusting. If it happened to one of ur family, I doubt u would say the same thing.
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Postby ArnelRox » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:18 am

Saint John wrote:
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styxman wrote:I'm thinking if we had to say one british act that tops them all, it would have to be Elton John.


I can think of a few, never been into Elton john myself, but thats just my opinion.


What about Freddie Mercury?? He never needed a gimmick to captive a crowd. Great musical ability, the ultimate showman, best frontman ever, need I say more?


He was disqualified for taking it in the ass. Sorry.


What did I say? See! Homophobic Dan in w/the punchline quick as can be.
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Postby styxman » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:19 am

JR (Susie) wrote:
Saint John wrote:Makes you wonder why anyone gave a shit when he got a few bullets in the chest. The guy was obviously afraid of reality and pretty much hated everything about the world. He was done a favor and shown the door. People should have been happy for him.


I just lost ALL respect for u again SJ. For good this time I'm afraid. That is nothing short of sacrelige. The poor guy was killed by some sick crazy stalker & u say he was done a favor? Disgusting. If it happened to one of ur family, I doubt u would say the same thing.


He doesn't mean it...he gets like this every now and again, believe as he once wanted to kill me :shock: :lol:
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