OT - The Divine Command Theory

[SusieP]

Imagine England with no Bacon.......you think Iraq's bad - if that G-dly law was introduced, England would be a no go zone Would you like a plate of eggs, beans, mushrooms and fried bread....."Where's my fuckin' bacon?" the lorry driver would immediately say

At least we can take the piss out of ours, start talkin' about the other one and you're on a death list Fuckin' fanatics

I hope that doesn't include me Mr Styxman:shock: , I am far from being a religious fanatic. Although somehow I think you might understand where I'm coming from being interested in this kinda stuff after my explanation about me last night ..
Also I have just realized my browser provides a spell checker for me...things just keep getting better and better!

Never mind all that, do you want a bacon sandwich?

can I have one please ...just got back from the hospital, and I've got the green light from suspected cancer, everything is fine ... so a bacon banjo would be lovely

That must be a great relief to you.
You can have extra bacon and brown sauce too - if you like. This is a celebration.
Styxman's dry, you are free from cancer.
I'm just greedy.
Cyber bacon sarnies all round.

[Little Lenny]

Imagine England with no Bacon.......you think Iraq's bad - if that G-dly law was introduced, England would be a no go zone Would you like a plate of eggs, beans, mushrooms and fried bread....."Where's my fuckin' bacon?" the lorry driver would immediately say

At least we can take the piss out of ours, start talkin' about the other one and you're on a death list Fuckin' fanatics

I hope that doesn't include me Mr Styxman:shock: , I am far from being a religious fanatic. Although somehow I think you might understand where I'm coming from being interested in this kinda stuff after my explanation about me last night ..
Also I have just realized my browser provides a spell checker for me...things just keep getting better and better!

Never mind all that, do you want a bacon sandwich?

can I have one please ...just got back from the hospital, and I've got the green light from suspected cancer, everything is fine ... so a bacon banjo would be lovely

That must be a great relief to you.
You can have extra bacon and brown sauce too - if you like. This is a celebration.
Styxman's dry, you are free from cancer.
I'm just greedy.
Cyber bacon sarnies all round.

yep I'm relieved, and very hungry....so the bacon butty will do just fine thank you . It was a bit of a busmans holiday though because I work for the N.H.S

[SusieP]

Imagine England with no Bacon.......you think Iraq's bad - if that G-dly law was introduced, England would be a no go zone Would you like a plate of eggs, beans, mushrooms and fried bread....."Where's my fuckin' bacon?" the lorry driver would immediately say

At least we can take the piss out of ours, start talkin' about the other one and you're on a death list Fuckin' fanatics

I hope that doesn't include me Mr Styxman:shock: , I am far from being a religious fanatic. Although somehow I think you might understand where I'm coming from being interested in this kinda stuff after my explanation about me last night ..
Also I have just realized my browser provides a spell checker for me...things just keep getting better and better!

Never mind all that, do you want a bacon sandwich?

can I have one please ...just got back from the hospital, and I've got the green light from suspected cancer, everything is fine ... so a bacon banjo would be lovely

That must be a great relief to you.
You can have extra bacon and brown sauce too - if you like. This is a celebration.
Styxman's dry, you are free from cancer.
I'm just greedy.
Cyber bacon sarnies all round.

yep I'm relieved, and very hungry....so the bacon butty will do just fine thank you . It was a bit of a busmans holiday though because I work for the N.H.S

Never mind. Its a lousy job, but someone has to do it.
Glad you got the all clear.

[Little Lenny]

Imagine England with no Bacon.......you think Iraq's bad - if that G-dly law was introduced, England would be a no go zone Would you like a plate of eggs, beans, mushrooms and fried bread....."Where's my fuckin' bacon?" the lorry driver would immediately say

At least we can take the piss out of ours, start talkin' about the other one and you're on a death list Fuckin' fanatics

I hope that doesn't include me Mr Styxman:shock: , I am far from being a religious fanatic. Although somehow I think you might understand where I'm coming from being interested in this kinda stuff after my explanation about me last night ..
Also I have just realized my browser provides a spell checker for me...things just keep getting better and better!

Never mind all that, do you want a bacon sandwich?

can I have one please ...just got back from the hospital, and I've got the green light from suspected cancer, everything is fine ... so a bacon banjo would be lovely

That must be a great relief to you.
You can have extra bacon and brown sauce too - if you like. This is a celebration.
Styxman's dry, you are free from cancer.
I'm just greedy.
Cyber bacon sarnies all round.

yep I'm relieved, and very hungry....so the bacon butty will do just fine thank you . It was a bit of a busmans holiday though because I work for the N.H.S

Never mind. Its a lousy job, but someone has to do it.
Glad you got the all clear.

[styxman]

One hell of a day for ya Lenny...Congrats!

Susie got catch that pig, I'm hungry

[SusieP]

One hell of a day for ya Lenny...Congrats!

Susie got catch that pig, I'm hungry

Ive eaten it.


BELCH!

And Benny Hill turned up asking for directions to styxman's house, so he had a sandwich, too after I told him it was Faith you wanted not him.

[styxman]

One hell of a day for ya Lenny...Congrats!

Susie got catch that pig, I'm hungry

Ive eaten it.


BELCH!

And Benny Hill turned up asking for directions to styxman's house, so he had a sandwich, too.

That truly is an act of G-d, Benny died years ago

[SusieP]

One hell of a day for ya Lenny...Congrats!

Susie got catch that pig, I'm hungry

Ive eaten it.


BELCH!

And Benny Hill turned up asking for directions to styxman's house, so he had a sandwich, too.

That truly is an act of G-d, Benny died years ago

God moves in mysterious ways.
See I'm keeping this thing on topic in my own sweet way.

[conversationpc]

That truly is an act of G-d, Benny died years ago

What is the deal with spelling God "G-d"? I've seen a few people doing that in this thread and it makes no sense to me.

[*Laura]

One hell of a day for ya Lenny...Congrats!

Susie got catch that pig, I'm hungry

Ive eaten it.


BELCH!

Pork Martini next? LOL...







Lenny,glad to hear you are ok.

[styxman]

That truly is an act of G-d, Benny died years ago

What is the deal with spelling God "G-d"? I've seen a few people doing that in this thread and it makes no sense to me.

Moon told SM to quit posting G-D like so, so me being me, I just carried it on That make sense?

[styxman]

One hell of a day for ya Lenny...Congrats!

Susie got catch that pig, I'm hungry

Ive eaten it.


BELCH!

Pork Martini next? LOL...

Isn't that the wine glass JC drank from at the last supper, I bet he didn't realise there was a piece of pork in it

[conversationpc]

That truly is an act of G-d, Benny died years ago

What is the deal with spelling God "G-d"? I've seen a few people doing that in this thread and it makes no sense to me.

Moon told SM to quit posting G-D like so, so me being me, I just carried it on That make sense?

Ah...In other words, you're poking Moon Beam with a stick.

[Rockindeano]

You have got to be kidding me? Here on MR, we say every word in the book, yet you choads can't spell out "God?" What is up with the G-D bullshit?

All of you are hypocritical bastards.

[styxman]

That truly is an act of G-d, Benny died years ago

What is the deal with spelling God "G-d"? I've seen a few people doing that in this thread and it makes no sense to me.

Moon told SM to quit posting G-D like so, so me being me, I just carried it on That make sense?

Ah...In other words, you're poking Moon Beam with a stick.

That would be right

Dean, hold on big boy...it's a joke the G-d

[Little Lenny]

That truly is an act of G-d, Benny died years ago

What is the deal with spelling God "G-d"? I've seen a few people doing that in this thread and it makes no sense to me.

Yes I noticed too, Maybe it's out of politeness for people who maybe have a different belief system, or maybe not
Also thanks for the good wishes Styxman, right now my good man Shaggy is preparing a sumptuous feast to celebrate my being in the all clear from the big C.

Now in my family one sister would say thats good, medical wonders and a positive state of mind have helped this happen and nothing else-she is an atheist, one sister would say natures way-she is a pagan, one would say my god, thank god! ..I say well if it happens it happens, I believe strongly in fate and that there is a life beyond this...so there would be 4 different perspectives on my news...religion, belief, ideals, whatever you care to call it is a fascinating thing.

[Moon Beam]

Knew I could count on you Lot for a few smiles and shakes.
Thank ya thoroughly all.

[Rockindeano]

Knew I could count on you Lot for a few smiles and shakes.
Thank ya thoroughly all.

Moonie, you like it in the tailpipe?

[heardonthestreet]

Hey Methodist Man, is there any particular reason you ain't
referring to the big guy as GOD.....it's buggin me biggly that your choppin his name.

Is there a law that says he/she has to believe in God? Don't think so.

Every now and then you post something astute.

I know that I'm probably alone in being a none believer here but I'm glad that you made me relevant. You do make statements that are food for thought.

[conversationpc]

Hey Methodist Man, is there any particular reason you ain't
referring to the big guy as GOD.....it's buggin me biggly that your choppin his name.

Is there a law that says he/she has to believe in God? Don't think so.

Every now and then you post something astute.

I know that I'm probably alone in being a none believer here but I'm glad that you made me relevant. You do make statements that are food for thought.

Who's ever said that everyone here has to believe in God?

[RedWingFan]

Hey Methodist Man, is there any particular reason you ain't
referring to the big guy as GOD.....it's buggin me biggly that your choppin his name.

Is there a law that says he/she has to believe in God? Don't think so.

Every now and then you post something astute.

I know that I'm probably alone in being a none believer here but I'm glad that you made me relevant. You do make statements that are food for thought.

Who's ever said that everyone here has to believe in God?

I don't know. I don't have anything against heathens

[heardonthestreet]

Hey Methodist Man, is there any particular reason you ain't
referring to the big guy as GOD.....it's buggin me biggly that your choppin his name.

Is there a law that says he/she has to believe in God? Don't think so.

Every now and then you post something astute.

I know that I'm probably alone in being a none believer here but I'm glad that you made me relevant. You do make statements that are food for thought.

Who's ever said that everyone here has to believe in God?

Am I the first to admit it then, or maybe second to Dean? He never was clear on that.

[RedWingFan]

Hey Methodist Man, is there any particular reason you ain't
referring to the big guy as GOD.....it's buggin me biggly that your choppin his name.

Is there a law that says he/she has to believe in God? Don't think so.

Every now and then you post something astute.

I know that I'm probably alone in being a none believer here but I'm glad that you made me relevant. You do make statements that are food for thought.

Who's ever said that everyone here has to believe in God?

Am I the first to admit it then, or maybe second to Dean? He never was clear on that.

Dean believes in God!!! I can't remember if Dean told me that or if God told me. But he does

[heardonthestreet]

Hey Methodist Man, is there any particular reason you ain't
referring to the big guy as GOD.....it's buggin me biggly that your choppin his name.

Is there a law that says he/she has to believe in God? Don't think so.

Every now and then you post something astute.

I know that I'm probably alone in being a none believer here but I'm glad that you made me relevant. You do make statements that are food for thought.

Who's ever said that everyone here has to believe in God?

Am I the first to admit it then, or maybe second to Dean? He never was clear on that.

Dean believes in God!!! I can't remember if Dean told me that or if God told me. But he does

You're going to hell for lying.

[RedWingFan]

Dean believes in God!!! I can't remember if Dean told me that or if God told me. But he does

You're going to hell for lying.

I'm not lying, HOTS. Ask him! Dean I mean, God might be a little ticked at you

[heardonthestreet]

Dean believes in God!!! I can't remember if Dean told me that or if God told me. But he does

You're going to hell for lying.

I'm not lying, HOTS. Ask him! Dean I mean, God might be a little ticked at you

Hey! How come we didn't meet at the concert last Oct.? Was it not what I described in the other thread?I remember that you went and at the time, we posted in like.

[RedWingFan]

Dean believes in God!!! I can't remember if Dean told me that or if God told me. But he does

You're going to hell for lying.

I'm not lying, HOTS. Ask him! Dean I mean, God might be a little ticked at you

Hey! How come we didn't meet at the concert last Oct.? Was it not what I described in the other thread?I remember that you went and at the time, we posted in like.

Uh, what concert? What other thread? Are you drunk?

[Rockindeano]

Yes, a Democrat does actually believe in God. Yes, I do believe in God. Yes, It is possible!

I was having a little fun with him, and saying he had "off nights."

Jesus Christ what a thread.

Just how small was the short bus, HOTS?

[heardonthestreet]

Dean believes in God!!! I can't remember if Dean told me that or if God told me. But he does

You're going to hell for lying.

I'm not lying, HOTS. Ask him! Dean I mean, God might be a little ticked at you

Hey! How come we didn't meet at the concert last Oct.? Was it not what I described in the other thread?I remember that you went and at the time, we posted in like.

Uh, what concert? What other thread? Are you drunk?

Nawwwwww! I had some wine but it wore off already.

I thought that I remembered that you went to the concert in Grand Rapids last Oct.

[heardonthestreet]

Yes, a Democrat does actually believe in God. Yes, I do believe in God. Yes, It is possible!

I was having a little fun with him, and saying he had "off nights."

Jesus Christ what a thread.

Just how small was the short bus, HOTS?

Knew that all it would take for you to straighten up was to join forces with me. Bless you my son!