Interesting Journey Twist

[WIX]

Come to find out all this Journey drama has been a government conspiracy. Apparently due to all the Journey Related Boards on the internet the past few years it has caused an increase in unemployment and people not paying child support, not to mention posters leaving their suburban family lifestyle to marry a psycho they met on the net.

We once thought Journeys fan base on these sites to be very minimal. Ends up hundreds of thousands lurk these boards and are a force to be reckoned with. Unfortunately they all are out of work or soon to be as the company they work for monitors their internet activities keeping a log. ends up Journey is not only no longer a band as they have no frontman, but their FANS are also a liability to society living on food stamps, out of work and robbing speedy marts.

Talk about going from First in 1983 to worst in 2007 is a sobering thought.

It seems the government asked a few owners of these sites to lock them to see if these fans would go out and get jobs as we are draining resources. Apparently it appears that it has not worked. In fact the study showed that after locking the Journey Sites most fans went on to other websites with the name Journey in them. Such as
journeydickscrabfactory
journeyinyerend
thelastjourneybeatch

Apparently research shows most Journey fans have had trama which has caused a brain defect and multi personality personas.

It has been said Steve Perry retired, but in reality he is in protective custody with the federal government. The person that is posing as Perry on Packs CD and at the walk of fame is Arny Bondalick a poser created by the government to be a stand in for Mr. perry.
It is not known why he is in protective custody, it is rumored he is in protective custody due to the mutilation of the Journey name by current people involved and he was kept protected to avoid being charged with this damning crime.

It has been printed as of last week in Time Magazine that the government has a top five list of sites they monitor that are considered a threat to American safety and quality of life and Journey sites are at #3

1. myspace
2. youtube
3. all journey sites
4. match.com
5. arabs camel factory

all topping the list

When asked why they are at #3, it was implied that Journey hiring new karaoke singers on a monthly basis to replace a legend in Perry could really screw with Journey fans minds causing a complete Gorilla warfare across the US.

YES JOurney is that big of a deal !!!

[Saint John]

Funny post. If Journey hires this funny speakin' fucker there WILL be gorilla warfare.

[WIX]

Funny post. If Journey hires this funny speakin' fucker there WILL be gorilla warfare.

I heard we all were seamen at one time and wiggled our way to this great country.

[stevew2]

Funny post. If Journey hires this funny speakin' fucker there WILL be gorilla warfare.

I cant even say his fucking name. It sounds like a cigar brand