Bill Clinton JOKE

[Liam]

I Miss Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

" Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.




Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."


The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

[Rockindeano]

I Miss Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

" Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.




Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."


The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

He'll be back in January 2009. Can't wait.

[conversationpc]

I Miss Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

" Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.




Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."


The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

That's hilarious.

He'll be back in January 2009. Can't wait.

Let's hope not.

[Liam]

I Miss Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

" Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.




Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."


The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

He'll be back in January 2009. Can't wait.

OK...I'm starting to think that I shouldn't have posted this. Ya know how I am with politics....

[stevew2]

Nice post, funny as shit. i miss Bill Clinton, back in the eigthies my busniess was booming{it sucks now] And we didnt have a fucking war we couldnt get out of. He had pecker problems but i thought he did some good, at least wasnt like the clown we have now

[lights1961]

Nice post, funny as shit. i miss Bill Clinton, back in the eigthies my busniess was booming{it sucks now] And we didnt have a fucking war we couldnt get out of. He had pecker problems but i thought he did some good, at least wasnt like the clown we have now

the clown we have now is making the world safer for 2009 and beyond...... Clinton appeased the enemies so 9/11/01 could happen... and hillary will do the same as Bill, its all about them...

Rick

[Matthew]

the clown we have now is making the world safer for 2009 and beyond......

Rick - I admire how you're keeping the faith and everything - but unfortunately there isn't even the slightest speck of evidence to support this view.

[stevew2]

Things may feel safer here,but they are worse inthe middle east.We are suppling those basturds with targets now

[conversationpc]

Things may feel safer here,but they are worse inthe middle east.We are suppling those basturds with targets now

Excellent misspelling.

[Liam]

Damnit. I wish I had Mod power so I could delete this. I REALLY wasn't trying to spark a political debate on this...just found it to be a funny joke.

[lights1961]

Damnit. I wish I had Mod power so I could delete this. I REALLY wasn't trying to spark a political debate on this...just found it to be a funny joke.

AS IT WAS FUNNY!! We just can never stop with it all!! haha---

BTW, faith is what keeps it all going... if there was no faith, OMG.. where would we be...




Rick

[Liam]

Damnit. I wish I had Mod power so I could delete this. I REALLY wasn't trying to spark a political debate on this...just found it to be a funny joke.

AS IT WAS FUNNY!! We just can never stop with it all!! haha---

BTW, faith is what keeps it all going... if there was no faith, OMG.. where would we be...




Rick

Faith with democrats?? Are ya kiddin' me??? (I'm sure Deano's gonna LOVE this post)

[lights1961]

Damnit. I wish I had Mod power so I could delete this. I REALLY wasn't trying to spark a political debate on this...just found it to be a funny joke.

AS IT WAS FUNNY!! We just can never stop with it all!! haha---

BTW, faith is what keeps it all going... if there was no faith, OMG.. where would we be...




Rick

Faith with democrats?? Are ya kiddin' me??? (I'm sure Deano's gonna LOVE this post)

good point... hehe.

Rick

[jrnychick]

Damnit. I wish I had Mod power so I could delete this. I REALLY wasn't trying to spark a political debate on this...just found it to be a funny joke.

It IS funny! I enjoyed reading it!

[jrnychick]

Nice post, funny as shit. i miss Bill Clinton, back in the eigthies my busniess was booming{it sucks now] And we didnt have a fucking war we couldnt get out of. He had pecker problems but i thought he did some good, at least wasnt like the clown we have now

Do you mean the '90s, Steve? The '80s were the Reagan/Bush years. Believe it or not, the president doesn't have as much to do with the economy as most people think. The president seems to get most of the credit or blame though. If you watch enough CNBC or Bloomberg, you'll see that they spend a lot more time talking about what the Fed chairman says or does than what the president says or does. Believe me, the economy is not going to be affected in the long term by the party that wins the presidency in 2008. A big part of the problem with the economy right now is those darn adjustable mortgages. Neither Bill Clinton or George Bush had anything to do with those. That problem is having a huge effect on consumer sentiment and spending. People that were just getting by on those adjustable rates are either losing their homes or tightening their belts elsewhere. I could go on and on, but I won't.

[brywool]

Nice post, funny as shit. i miss Bill Clinton, back in the eigthies my busniess was booming{it sucks now] And we didnt have a fucking war we couldnt get out of. He had pecker problems but i thought he did some good, at least wasnt like the clown we have now

the clown we have now is making the world safer for 2009 and beyond...... Clinton appeased the enemies so 9/11/01 could happen... and hillary will do the same as Bill, its all about them...

Rick

Sorry Rick, but I don't agree at all...
Making it safer? Hardly. More countries hate America than ever have and Americans are more at risk than they ever have been. Not only from terrorism, but also from their own administration tearing down the constitution all in the name of 'keeping us safe'. Bullshit.

Maybe those in New Orleans would like to weigh in on what a great president and administration we have.
We have all the money in the world to go fight some BS war that we should've never been in, but when our own need us, we can't get them help for days... or is it years now?

By the Way (and this is beside the Bush point)-
I would encourage everyone to watch these 3 videos regarding Katrina. Really sad:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_4oEX_bL158
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DhySZq_dNZY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Cqr54nxh1I

This guy is a brilliant voice teacher and he was also in the thick of Katrina. It's really interesting and really sad. I found the videos pretty moving. Yeah, it's beside the point, but since I mentioned Katrina...

Regarding 9/11, have we even caught the guy that did it? Are we even looking anymore? No because we're so entrenched in Iraq.
The world is NOT more safer. There have been more terrorist attacks with this admin than in prior, and not just in Muslim countries, but Britain, Spain, France, the US.

Sorry, but if people think we're doing better and are safer these days, it's my opinion that they are not seeing stuff they should be.

Also, we were all ready to impeach Clinton over BJs, but we can turn our head with all the shit from the present admin??? We are a seriously messed up country if we think oral sex is more important than a trumped up war.

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE BUSH A BJ SO WE CAN GET RID OF HIM???

But Rick, I respect your opinion. I just don't agree. Good luck.

Oh, and for those that will say "You're a democrat blah blah blah"- The ENTIRE system is corrupt. Dems/Republicans included. The entire power structure has lost their moral compass (and I don't mean turn to the Bible here, I mean their sense of right and wrong). Whatever gets each player the most money is what they go after. They could give a crap about us.

[conversationpc]

Oh, and for those that will say "You're a democrat blah blah blah"- The ENTIRE system is corrupt. Dems/Republicans included. The entire power structure has lost their moral compass (and I don't mean turn to the Bible here, I mean their sense of right and wrong). Whatever gets each player the most money is what they go after. They could give a crap about us.

Exactly the point I've been trying to make. Most politicians in both of the major parties are after power and prestige. Both sides are just as likely to be involved in some kind of nonsense or another.

[brywool]

Oh, and for those that will say "You're a democrat blah blah blah"- The ENTIRE system is corrupt. Dems/Republicans included. The entire power structure has lost their moral compass (and I don't mean turn to the Bible here, I mean their sense of right and wrong). Whatever gets each player the most money is what they go after. They could give a crap about us.

Exactly the point I've been trying to make. Most politicians in both of the major parties are after power and prestige. Both sides are just as likely to be involved in some kind of nonsense or another.

Exactly. It's always been that way, but it seems so much more now. WAY more corrupt than Watergate ever was...
Anybody see "Shooter"? That had a cool spin on this kind of thing.

[stevew2]

Nice post, funny as shit. i miss Bill Clinton, back in the eigthies my busniess was booming{it sucks now] And we didnt have a fucking war we couldnt get out of. He had pecker problems but i thought he did some good, at least wasnt like the clown we have now

the clown we have now is making the world safer for 2009 and beyond...... Clinton appeased the enemies so 9/11/01 could happen... and hillary will do the same as Bill, its all about them...

Rick

Sorry Rick, but I don't agree at all...
Making it safer? Hardly. More countries hate America than ever have and Americans are more at risk than they ever have been. Not only from terrorism, but also from their own administration tearing down the constitution all in the name of 'keeping us safe'. Bullshit.

Maybe those in New Orleans would like to weigh in on what a great president and administration we have.
We have all the money in the world to go fight some BS war that we should've never been in, but when our own need us, we can't get them help for days... or is it years now?

By the Way (and this is beside the Bush point)-
I would encourage everyone to watch these 3 videos regarding Katrina. Really sad:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_4oEX_bL158
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DhySZq_dNZY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Cqr54nxh1I

This guy is a brilliant voice teacher and he was also in the thick of Katrina. It's really interesting and really sad. I found the videos pretty moving. Yeah, it's beside the point, but since I mentioned Katrina...

Regarding 9/11, have we even caught the guy that did it? Are we even looking anymore? No because we're so entrenched in Iraq.
The world is NOT more safer. There have been more terrorist attacks with this admin than in prior, and not just in Muslim countries, but Britain, Spain, France, the US.

Sorry, but if people think we're doing better and are safer these days, it's my opinion that they are not seeing stuff they should be.

Also, we were all ready to impeach Clinton over BJs, but we can turn our head with all the shit from the present admin??? We are a seriously messed up country if we think oral sex is more important than a trumped up war.

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE BUSH A BJ SO WE CAN GET RID OF HIM???

But Rick, I respect your opinion. I just don't agree. Good luck.

Oh, and for those that will say "You're a democrat blah blah blah"- The ENTIRE system is corrupt. Dems/Republicans included. The entire power structure has lost their moral compass (and I don't mean turn to the Bible here, I mean their sense of right and wrong). Whatever gets each player the most money is what they go after. They could give a crap about us.

Thanks for posting the clips from Eric. I never heard that side of what happened in New Oleans. What a disgrace.Like you, I respect Ricks opinon but do not agree.I meant to say the 90 s not the 80 s, I just woke when I replied. You are right there is enough coruption to go around ,Just look at the old fag Larry Craig .He stated how Clinton was nasty nasty boy,and that old fucker is in a bathroom stall trying to get or give a snorkel to an undercover cop.That is much worse.I though your post was dead on

[stevew2]

Nice post, funny as shit. i miss Bill Clinton, back in the eigthies my busniess was booming{it sucks now] And we didnt have a fucking war we couldnt get out of. He had pecker problems but i thought he did some good, at least wasnt like the clown we have now

Do you mean the '90s, Steve? The '80s were the Reagan/Bush years. Believe it or not, the president doesn't have as much to do with the economy as most people think. The president seems to get most of the credit or blame though. If you watch enough CNBC or Bloomberg, you'll see that they spend a lot more time talking about what the Fed chairman says or does than what the president says or does. Believe me, the economy is not going to be affected in the long term by the party that wins the presidency in 2008. A big part of the problem with the economy right now is those darn adjustable mortgages. Neither Bill Clinton or George Bush had anything to do with those. That problem is having a huge effect on consumer sentiment and spending. People that were just getting by on those adjustable rates are either losing their homes or tightening their belts elsewhere. I could go on and on, but I won't.

Sorry I meant the 90s . I know where consumers are tightening there belts, Around my neck>>
I am a piano tuner,People could give a shit about their piano when there are about to lose there house.I mean it is slow as shit. Liam dont regret starting the topic it was funny, and gives us something talk about other then our fucked up band or eating dogs

[larryfromnextdoor]

Just look at the old fag Larry Craig .

[yak]

Nice post, funny as shit. i miss Bill Clinton, back in the eigthies my busniess was booming{it sucks now] And we didnt have a fucking war we couldnt get out of. He had pecker problems but i thought he did some good, at least wasnt like the clown we have now

Uh....Clinton wasn't Prez in the '80's.....Unless you lived in Arkansas.

I am a Conservative, but nobody will ever call me a friggin' neocon.

That being said....

Bush gets on TV and says "We have to fight the terrorists in Iraq, so they don't come here....."(they're already here, coming to a backyard near you)
Then he refuses to secure the borders, which is where they're coming in from! (Ft. Dix, NJ) Three of those were illegal aliens.

Also he gets up there and says "They (illegals) will do the jobs Americans won't do," but doesn't mention the construction jobs that are being taken away. (So those are jobs Americans won't do?)

I'd like to see whoever becomes the next President, secure America's borders, because that's where you start ridding the country of terrorists. Sadly, I don't see that happening.

[brywool]

Nice post, funny as shit. i miss Bill Clinton, back in the eigthies my busniess was booming{it sucks now] And we didnt have a fucking war we couldnt get out of. He had pecker problems but i thought he did some good, at least wasnt like the clown we have now

Uh....Clinton wasn't Prez in the '80's.....Unless you lived in Arkansas.

I am a Conservative, but nobody will ever call me a friggin' neocon.

That being said....

Bush gets on TV and says "We have to fight the terrorists in Iraq, so they don't come here....."(they're already here, coming to a backyard near you)
Then he refuses to secure the borders, which is where they're coming in from! (Ft. Dix, NJ) Three of those were illegal aliens.

Also he gets up there and says "They (illegals) will do the jobs Americans won't do," but doesn't mention the construction jobs that are being taken away. (So those are jobs Americans won't do?)

I'd like to see whoever becomes the next President, secure America's borders, because that's where you start ridding the country of terrorists. Sadly, I don't see that happening.

Not to mention, shipping our jobs off to other countries...
SOMEBODY HAS to stop that shit. Not blaming Bush for that, but SOMEONE needs to say "Jesus, how patriotic is that?" and do something.

[Liam]

To EVERYONE....Do NOT turn this thread into a debate. PLEASE. I thought it was a funny joke....thought y'all would too. THAT'S IT. Sorry I posted it now.

[mikemarrs]

i'll tell ya one thing.i know bill clinton might've had it easier than bush but things were a whole lot better when clinton was president than they have been the last 6 years with bush.clinton was in during a time of prosperity and we really can't say the same for bush.hell looking back at the clinton presidency is like looking at the good 'ol days.....you sure miss 'em.

[Saint John]

i'll tell ya one thing.i know bill clinton might've had it easier than bush but things were a whole lot better when clinton was president than they have been the last 6 years with bush.clinton was in during a time of prosperity and we really can't say the same for bush.hell looking back at the clinton presidency is like looking at the good 'ol days.....you sure miss 'em.

Yeah...I "sure miss" the infant stages of Al Qaeda. The time when they were a young, easily defeatable, fledgling terrorist group that our prior president COMPLETELY ignored. Hell, they only blew up embassies, ran OPEN terrorist training camps (cool of the Clinton administration to shoot those neat videos) and tried to blow up the WTC in 1993. The prior administration totally ignored Bin Laden and he went from operating in about 5 countries to OVER 200 under President Clinton's watch. The seeds of terrorism were sewn under Clinton and have been reaped under Bush. Neither did a terribly good job. Clinton for inactivity and Bush for overactivity. But I'd rather be in the game and offensive against these mutants than on the sidelines.

[leftovertu]

hmm...let's see...huge attempts to cover up misleadings and wrongdoings even in the face of solid evidence, half-truths and press releases talking out of two sides of their mouths, insulting the intelligence of supporters who put them where they are...sounds like the perfect president for the journey forum, lol.
cigar, anyone?
michael

[brywool]

i'll tell ya one thing.i know bill clinton might've had it easier than bush but things were a whole lot better when clinton was president than they have been the last 6 years with bush.clinton was in during a time of prosperity and we really can't say the same for bush.hell looking back at the clinton presidency is like looking at the good 'ol days.....you sure miss 'em.

Yeah...I "sure miss" the infant stages of Al Qaeda. The time when they were a young, easily defeatable, fledgling terrorist group that our prior president COMPLETELY ignored. Hell, they only blew up embassies, ran OPEN terrorist training camps (cool of the Clinton administration to shoot those neat videos) and tried to blow up the WTC in 1993. The prior administration totally ignored Bin Laden and he went from operating in about 5 countries to OVER 200 under President Clinton's watch. The seeds of terrorism were sewn under Clinton and have been reaped under Bush. Neither did a terribly good job


And the present admin isn't ignoring Bin Laden???????

[Sassie]

It was very funny Liam. Thanks.

[conversationpc]

And the present admin isn't ignoring Bin Laden???????

Not that I'm totally happy at all with Bush's overall performance, far from it. However, I've heard that they've come very close on several occasions to capturing and/or killing the guy. It's not as easy as many people think, considering most of the people in that area of the world are only too happy to assist the guy in evading U.S. forces.