Talk about irony of ironies? Dude is going to have to beat yet another charge; First he was stellar when he smacked down the charge of murder. Flawless. Had to go to the bullpen and pull the race card, but did it to perfection.
Then in Florida, beat the charge of illegally obtaining and possessing stolen Direct TV chips. Not Orenthal's fault

Again, in the great state of Florida, Orenthal chased down a guy in a SUV who allegedly cut the Juice off on a 4 way stop sign. Orenthal ripped his shades off, cutting the guys face. Orenthal escapes jail, again.
Encore: Florida, the scene again. Orenthal in his boat, speeding through a "no wake zone" causes hurricane like waves in a Florida bay, boats damaged and scraped up...Orenthal pleads naivety. No problem, no charges.
Now, Orenthal has decided it would be a good idea to head west, Nevada, and look for the Real Killers(always thought that would be a great band name). While searching for the Real Killers, after a round of golf on a Vegas track, Orenthal decides armed robbery is the gateway to a heavenly weekend. Problem is, the Juice forgets that there are cameras rolling in every hallway. Oops, how in he Hell is he going to play the race card now?