Brittney "Oooops I Did IT Again" Adds

[Shadowsong]

Hit & Run to her driving without a valid CA license resume!



Caught on tape by papparazz...
She creams her benz into anotther benz while trying to park next to it !


She checks her own bumper
OOH it's fine
then walks away

Case to go to Court 10/25

A week before my Jury Duty

I hope she's stays clear of me...

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish she would be on the other end of one of these crashes for a change.
What the hell is this chick's problem, anyway?

Checks her own bumper and walks away. Figures.

[StoneCold]

I vote we make MR a Britney-Free Zone.

[Shadowsong]

I'd be the last one to promote this pathetic creature
I hope they lock her up & throw away the key.

[StoneCold]

I'd be the last one to promote this pathetic creature
I hope they lock her up & throw away the key.

Everyday must be a slow news day 'cause everyday she's on "news".

She goes to the store, she goes to the mall, etc.

I DON'T CARE!

Hope you get on that jury.

[ScarabGator]

I'd be the last one to promote this pathetic creature
I hope they lock her up & throw away the key.

Locking her up would be the BEST thing that happened to her.

[heardonthestreet]

She is not dumb and is laughing all the way to the bank. It's all publicity and it's working. She looks greater than great in her perfume ad and her new album is near the top. The new wave for all the celeb's is "bad" publicity. IMO.

Not many believed her miserable performance a few weeks ago. She is too good to be capable of that bad a performance and has become a good actress. She will no doubt be in a few movies next.

[Rip Rokken]

She is not dumb and is laughing all the way to the bank. It's all publicity and it's working. She looks greater than great in her perfume ad and her new album is near the top. The new wave for all the celeb's is "bad" publicity. IMO.

Not many believed her miserable performance a few weeks ago. She is too good to be capable of that bad a performance and has become a good actress. She will no doubt be in a few movies next.

I can understand this point of view, and there is definitely truth these days to the "no publicity is bad publicity" concept. She is obviously working the paparazzi, and has been reported to call hotels, events and stuff to find out where stuff is happening, then show up, or simply call the paps to alert them to where she'll be (as if she needs to -- they are all over her like a cheap suit these days). Paris Hilton does the same thing. Obviously the crotch-flashes are intentional.

But if you look at everything she's gotten herself into lately and still take the approach that she's crazy like a fox, it doesn't work in her favor -- constant drug use, losing custody of her kids, leaving them sitting in the car for 40 minutes when she doesn't answer the door for a scheduled visit... Those are not the acts of people in control of their situations.

[finalfight]

Obviously the crotch-flashes are intentional.

She is bat shit crazy if she thinks anyone actually wants to see shots of her rancid taco! Britney is literally a walking advert for people to avoid substance abuse - in fact she is probably sponsored by the government for this very purpose.

[ebake02]

I vote we make MR a Britney-Free Zone.

I second that.

[Shadowsong]

Britney, you twit
you really think
we give a shit
Cause you stink

Show us your twat
prove the skank you are
Cover that bush
before you lose it all