AR wrote:Bible spoiler
Your Bible must be wrong. In mine, he dies on page 729. You need a different translation.

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AR wrote:Bible spoiler
heardonthestreet wrote:I think that history is finally repeating it self. The little girl down the block from me has told her parents that she has heard voices in the night and was told that she would have a virgin birth around the end of December.
We all knew it was coming, right? The voices came from her cell phone but what the hey? Sign of the times.
conversationpc wrote:heardonthestreet wrote:I think that history is finally repeating it self. The little girl down the block from me has told her parents that she has heard voices in the night and was told that she would have a virgin birth around the end of December.
We all knew it was coming, right? The voices came from her cell phone but what the hey? Sign of the times.
I still haven't received a response to my text message to the Almighty regarding how Noah survived on the ark with all those animals crapping and farting all over the place.
heardonthestreet wrote:We all knew it was coming, right? The voices came from her cell phone but what the hey? Sign of the times.
conversationpc wrote:I still haven't received a response to my text message to the Almighty regarding how Noah survived on the ark with all those animals crapping and farting all over the place.
RipRokken
Dude... when you take another person's words so far out of context, you endanger your credibility. My first draft of that message actually included a comment that it spoke well for the IQ of the people in the discussion (yourself included) that they weren't using the term "OWNED", but I thought the joke was more effective without the explanation and cut it out.
Yes, I got sick of seeing the term "OWNED" on other boards to the extent that it rapidly became meaningless, and made the people using it look like idjits that had nothing substantive to say.
Regardless, I don't throw bombs, toss insults, so as to keep things lite... just so ya know!
DAVE - Getting a life as a confirmed member of "The God Squad"
Marc S wrote:DAVE - Getting a life as a confirmed member of "The God Squad"
Dave, your sign off line is superb
Marc S wrote:Ok Sir, I'll yield, credit is due, I did stretch it somewhat sideways, point taken
RipRokken wrote:A phone call always beats waiting for a response from God via MySpace.
Blue Radio Girl wrote:RipRokken wrote:A phone call always beats waiting for a response from God via MySpace.
http://www.myspace.com/jesustheesonofman
Now that you mention it.
RipRokken wrote:Blue Radio Girl wrote:RipRokken wrote:A phone call always beats waiting for a response from God via MySpace.
http://www.myspace.com/jesustheesonofman
Now that you mention it.
LOL! I doubt it's really Him -- not enough friends.
Blue Radio Girl
You could take that into a very deep rhetorical meaning if you wanted... but in my own opinion, I think Jesus would've chosen colors that weren't so harsh and clashing. ...Just me.
conversationpc wrote:Wheels Of Fyre wrote:What I've been arguing is that the Bible really isn't what tradition has led us to believe. With every new scientific discovery the Bible as evidence and/or fact slowly dissolves away. In so doing faith becomes something of a delusion.
It's just the opposite from how I see it. There are tons of examples of people saying such and such in the Bible couldn't possibly be so and then some archeological discovery proves that the Bible was correct. People used to think Sodom and Gomorrha never existed until evidence was discovered ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle ... 497476.stm ) Same thing for other places, people, etc.
RipRokken wrote:Wheels Of Fyre wrote:Faith in the purest sense of the word is belief without proof therefore ALL faith is "blind". I think you're stretching it there. Having faith in something you trust is not having faith - that's simply trust that what has happened will happen again. - like expecting your spouse to return at 6pm each day because there's a FACTUAL history of them doing so.
Perhaps in your own dictionary, but Webster's defines it:
1 a: allegiance to duty or a person : loyalty b (1): fidelity to one's promises (2): sincerity of intentions
2 a (1): belief and trust in and loyalty to God (2): belief in the traditional doctrines of a religion b (1): firm belief in something for which there is no proof (2): complete trust
3: something that is believed especially with strong conviction; especially : a system of religious beliefs <the Protestant faith>
Your def is only one of many, and falls somewhere in the middle.
Wheels Of Fyre wrote:What grave? Are you perhaps referring to the ossuary thought to be of Jesus' brother James? If so, it's pretty much proven to be a hoax.
Or are you talking about this grave:
http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/02/25/jes ... his-grave/
http://udayms.wordpress.com/2007/03/02/ ... ave-india/
Rip wrote:It was this one:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6397373.stm
Hyped in a documentary put out by James Cameron, and to me seemed to be trying to grab some of the steam created by "The DaVinci Code". Amazing how many people seemed to be eager to accept it as truth. Stick to fiction, Mr. Cameron -- you are great at it!
conversationpc wrote:Wheels Of Fyre wrote:McDowell fails to mention (I can only assume that it's intentional) that the gospels can only serve as hearsay accounts. The traditionally accepted authorship of the gospels is not historically sound by any means. All four gospels were anonymously written. Even if we do accept the traditional authorship of the earliest written gospel (Mark), on which other gospels obviously relied heavily for their information, we still do not have a first-hand account--only the account of a disciple of Peter.
Not according to Martin Hengel, who is apparently one of the most learned New Testament scholars in the world...Martin Hengel wrote:The unanimity of the attributions in the second century cannot be explained by anything other than the assumption that the titles were part of the works from the beginning. It is inconceivable, he argues, that the Gospels could circulate anonymously for up to sixty years, and then in the second century suddenly display unanimous attribution to certain authors. If they had originally been anonymous, then surely there would have been some variation in second-century attributions (as was the case with some of the second-century apocryphal gospels). Hengel concludes that the four canonical gospels were never even formally anonymous.
Then your quoted review says...McDowell also omits the embarrassing fact that despite Jesus' alleged fame, there is not one single writing from the actual lifetime of Jesus that mentions him.
Philo Judaeus (20 B.C.E. - 50 C.E) never mentions Jesus.
Seneca (4? B.C.E. - 65 C.E.) never mentions Jesus.
Pliny the Elder (23? - 79 C.E.) never mentions Jesus.
Nobody does.
That's refuted rather easily by Refuting Remsberg's List
Also...http://www.forerunner.com/blog/2007/03/ ... -of-2.html
The Mythists’ argument is that no one from the time of Jesus wrote anything about him. They discount all the writings of the Apostles and early Christians because they were “biased.” They discount the dozen or so accounts of Jewish and pagan writers who mention Jesus near the end of the second century because they were not eyewitnesses. What they are looking for is a “smoking gun” – an actual letter or manuscript recording the existence of written by someone prior to Jesus’ death.
Such a plea for comtemporary written evidence is extremely unreasonable. We do not doubt the existence of other ancient figures who were not written about until after their death. Until the 20th century, we had no contemporary evidence that Caiaphas the High Priest or Pontius Pilate, who were mentioned several times in the New Testament, were real people either. They are mentioned by later historians, but except for the Gospels and Acts, there was not a single letter, writing or inscription by them or by a person living in theri time who recorded their sayings or doings.
conversationpc wrote:More on why there aren't many contemporary writings about Jesus from The Forerunner blog.The demands for "contemporary" records (that is, accounts written during Jesus' life) are as unreasonable as the demands for eye and hair color in order to prove a person existed. Many people from history were not written about during their life times. Jesus was not an internationally known figure in 30 A.D. The Jesus movement was all of 120 people -- and later 500 by the time of the resurrection. Christians were initially thought of as a sect of Judaism, but as they started to grow there appeared enough literature by pagan authors to corroborate what the New Testament says about Jesus. There are hundreds of corroborating events in pagan literature that confirm the New Testament. None of the pagan or Jewish writers at the time claimed Jesus was not a real person. In trying to refute the early Christians, the Jews and pagans would have found this easy enough to do if He were not a true person. This idea has been made up in the last 150 years. No credible, credentialed historian holds this view.
The fact is that we know more about Jesus' life than we do about William Shakespeare. There are no "contemporary" biographies of Shakespeare. However, we have to explain the body of literature bearing his name and the other contemporary playwrights of his day who mention him after his death as being the true author.
Wheels Of Fyre wrote:You're playing with words! My own dictionary...? I've never written one. You're actually referring to Merriam-Webster's. I'm referring to Webster's Handy College Dictionary
Wheels Of Fyre wrote:A BLIP! This argument has always made me laugh. I'll answer the question WHY:
1. Born of a virgin. A VIRGIN!
2. Turns water into wine at the wedding feast ("first miracle"): Cana.
3. Heals nobleman's son: Cana.
4. Heals Peter's mother-in-law: Capernaum.
5. Town attempts to kill him: Nazareth.
6. Preaches "Sermon on the Mount": Capernaum. Jesus' Woodstock!
7. Sinful woman anoints Jesus: Capernaum![]()
8. Travels through Galilee: Galilee. Hounded by the paparazzi!
9. Teaches parables about kingdom: Galilee.
10. Calms the storm: Sea of Galilee![]()
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11. Brings Jairus's daughter back to life: Capernaum![]()
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12. Feeds 5,000 people: Bethsaida. That's A LOT of mouths!
13. Walks on water: Bethsaida. ON WATER!
14. Feeds 4,000 people: Tyre/Sidon. He would've fed 6,000 but didn't want to show off!
15. Peter states Jesus is "Son of God": Tyre/Sidon. Here's THE breaking news of ALL TIME!!!
16. Pays temple taxes: Capernaum. His W2 has GOT to be somewhere![]()
17. Attends the Feast of the Tabernacles: Jerusalem. We'll find his invitation one day!
18. Heals a man who was born blind: Jerusalem. Why not? After turning water into wine, walking on water, feeding thousands of people, and raising the dead - that should've been a snap!
19. Second preaching trip: Galilee. The first was sold-out so rock on!
20. Blesses little children: Jordan. Let's not forget the children!
21. Talks to rich and young man: Jordan. It's only a matter of time in a life that we all realize that money doesn't buy happiness.
22. Tells about death and resurrection: Jordan. Running out of good things to say about life.
23. Heals blind Bartimaeus: Jericho. Encore!
24. Raises Lazarus from the dead: Bethany. Does anybody even care anymore...?
25. Cleanses the temple: Jerusalem. Authorities weren't happy about that.
26. Teaches in the temple: Jerusalem.
27. Anointed: Bethany.
28. Gethsemane: Bethany.
29. Arrest and trial: Bethany.
30. Crucifixion and death: Golgotha.
31. Empty tomb: Jerusalem.
32. Appears to the two travelers: Emmaus.
33. Appears to 11 disciples: Jerusalem.
34. Talks with some disciples: Sea of Galilee.
35. Ascension: Mount of Olives.
Yeah. Overall his life was pretty uneventful. I can see now exactly why nobody bothered to write about him.
Wheels Of Fyre wrote:All very fine sources and OPINIONS, Dave....
Yeah. Overall his life was pretty uneventful. I can see now exactly why nobody bothered to write about him.
conversationpc wrote:Wheels Of Fyre wrote:All very fine sources and OPINIONS, Dave....
Yeah. Overall his life was pretty uneventful. I can see now exactly why nobody bothered to write about him.
Considering you're flying in the face of most learned New Testament scholars and historians, it's not an opinion. Are you saying you know more than those guys do, many of whom are agnostics or, in a few cases, even atheists?
Wheels Of Fyre wrote:Hey - Jesus turned over tables! Jesus told the Pharisees where to go! He questioned and challenged authority and tradition.
RipRokken wrote:Wheels Of Fyre wrote:Hey - Jesus turned over tables! Jesus told the Pharisees where to go! He questioned and challenged authority and tradition.
Not sure about point #2...
Wheels Of Fyre wrote:I may get around to checking it out. It's pretty cheap at Amazon.com however have you read the book reviews there? I'm not too impressed. Amazon's review doesn't stir me, either.
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Philo Judaeus (20 B.C.E. - 50 C.E) never mentions Jesus.
Seneca (4? B.C.E. - 65 C.E.) never mentions Jesus.
Pliny the Elder (23? - 79 C.E.) never mentions Jesus.
Nobody does.
Indyjoe wrote:Wheels Of Fyre wrote:I may get around to checking it out. It's pretty cheap at Amazon.com however have you read the book reviews there? I'm not too impressed. Amazon's review doesn't stir me, either.
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Philo Judaeus (20 B.C.E. - 50 C.E) never mentions Jesus.
Seneca (4? B.C.E. - 65 C.E.) never mentions Jesus.
Pliny the Elder (23? - 79 C.E.) never mentions Jesus.
Nobody does.
I hope you do! Don't be swayed by the negative review on Amazon.
Nobody does = wrong.
Here are a few that mention Christ...
Flavius Josephus (93 A.D.)
Babylonian Talmud (between 70-200 A.D.)
Pliny the Younger(110 A.D.)
Tacitus(115 A.D.)
Mara bar Serapion(2nd or 3rd Cent.)
Suetonius(120 A.D.)
~Wendy
conversationpc wrote:Indyjoe wrote:Wheels Of Fyre wrote:I may get around to checking it out. It's pretty cheap at Amazon.com however have you read the book reviews there? I'm not too impressed. Amazon's review doesn't stir me, either.
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Philo Judaeus (20 B.C.E. - 50 C.E) never mentions Jesus.
Seneca (4? B.C.E. - 65 C.E.) never mentions Jesus.
Pliny the Elder (23? - 79 C.E.) never mentions Jesus.
Nobody does.
I hope you do! Don't be swayed by the negative review on Amazon.
Nobody does = wrong.
Here are a few that mention Christ...
Flavius Josephus (93 A.D.)
Babylonian Talmud (between 70-200 A.D.)
Pliny the Younger(110 A.D.)
Tacitus(115 A.D.)
Mara bar Serapion(2nd or 3rd Cent.)
Suetonius(120 A.D.)
~Wendy
I think Fyre's point was that no, or few, contemporary historians mention Jesus. That being said, there are other historical figures that no one denied ever existed who also were not mentioned by contemporary historians. Why Fyre applies a different standard to Jesus in this case over others is beyond me.
conversationpc wrote:Indyjoe wrote:Wheels Of Fyre wrote:I may get around to checking it out. It's pretty cheap at Amazon.com however have you read the book reviews there? I'm not too impressed. Amazon's review doesn't stir me, either.
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Philo Judaeus (20 B.C.E. - 50 C.E) never mentions Jesus.
Seneca (4? B.C.E. - 65 C.E.) never mentions Jesus.
Pliny the Elder (23? - 79 C.E.) never mentions Jesus.
Nobody does.
I hope you do! Don't be swayed by the negative review on Amazon.
Nobody does = wrong.
Here are a few that mention Christ...
Flavius Josephus (93 A.D.)
Babylonian Talmud (between 70-200 A.D.)
Pliny the Younger(110 A.D.)
Tacitus(115 A.D.)
Mara bar Serapion(2nd or 3rd Cent.)
Suetonius(120 A.D.)
~Wendy
I think Fyre's point was that no, or few, contemporary historians mention Jesus. That being said, there are other historical figures that no one denied ever existed who also were not mentioned by contemporary historians. Why Fyre applies a different standard to Jesus in this case over others is beyond me.
Indyjoe wrote:Wheels Of Fyre wrote:I may get around to checking it out. It's pretty cheap at Amazon.com however have you read the book reviews there? I'm not too impressed. Amazon's review doesn't stir me, either.
...
Philo Judaeus (20 B.C.E. - 50 C.E) never mentions Jesus.
Seneca (4? B.C.E. - 65 C.E.) never mentions Jesus.
Pliny the Elder (23? - 79 C.E.) never mentions Jesus.
Nobody does.
I hope you do! Don't be swayed by the negative review on Amazon.
Nobody does = wrong.
Here are a few that mention Christ...
Flavius Josephus (93 A.D.)
Babylonian Talmud (between 70-200 A.D.)
Pliny the Younger(110 A.D.)
Tacitus(115 A.D.)
Mara bar Serapion(2nd or 3rd Cent.)
Suetonius(120 A.D.)
~Wendy
RipRokken wrote:It was this one:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6397373.stm
Hyped in a documentary put out by James Cameron, and to me seemed to be trying to grab some of the steam created by "The DaVinci Code". Amazing how many people seemed to be eager to accept it as truth. Stick to fiction, Mr. Cameron -- you are great at it!
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