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Postby Rick » Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:00 am

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200710 ... 6VQ80.html

Should be a best seller. :roll:
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Postby squirt1 » Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:50 am

Oh sweet! Some people have no conscience , no soul ,no sense of reality.
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Postby RedWingFan » Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:53 am

In her mother's defense. Brit did seem to be pretty normal until the past few years. Once she struck it rich, is when she spun out of control. Just my 2 cents :D
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Postby dabstudio » Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:10 am

i am sure the book will be just as good as OJ Simpson's book on being a good husband!!
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Postby Rick » Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:10 am

RaiderFan wrote:In her mother's defense. Brit did seem to be pretty normal until the past few years. Once she struck it rich, is when she spun out of control. Just my 2 cents :D


I don't know dude. A stronger sense of value might have been incorporated. I'm thinking that anyone with a child as dicked up as Britney won't sell many of those books. Accepting those two cents though.
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Postby Rick » Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:11 am

dabstudio wrote:i am sure the book will be just as good as OJ Simpson's book on being a good husband!!


Excellent post.
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Postby chf34jmac » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:47 pm

Step 1 to being a good parent - Stop climbing out of cars with your legs askew and a gaping monkey mouth viewable by anyone within a fifty mile range.
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Postby chf34jmac » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:51 pm

Step 2 - Stop swallowing more semen than the Bering sea claims in crab fisherman.
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:44 pm

What is that old cliche? The blind leading the blind... please. I could write a better book on parenting. At least I wouldn't whore my kids out to Hollywood before they learned long division (which I don't think Britney still comprehends) and then sell my soul to Entertainment Tonight and People Magazine while my Grandbabies sat around eating cheetos, drinking mountain dew, and using crest whitestrips. :roll:

All Britney needs to get straightened out is a good ass-whooping.
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Postby Clasicrockldy » Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:05 pm

Blue Radio Girl wrote:What is that old cliche? The blind leading the blind... please. I could write a better book on parenting. At least I wouldn't whore my kids out to Hollywood before they learned long division (which I don't think Britney still comprehends) and then sell my soul to Entertainment Tonight and People Magazine while my Grandbabies sat around eating cheetos, drinking mountain dew, and using crest whitestrips. :roll:

All Britney needs to get straightened out is a good ass-whooping.


Would that be a VAW? Lmao! (Virginia Ass Whooping!) :lol: :lol:

I will wait to see if that book hits the Dollar Tree store right along with "If I Did It". Then maybe I will open a cover, in the store, and check it out! :lol:
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Postby Perrydise » Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:47 am

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Postby ebake02 » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:16 am

What's teh title going to be, "The wrong way to raise a child."
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Postby tj » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:37 am

ebake02 wrote:What's teh title going to be, "The wrong way to raise a child."


How about: "Really, It's Not My Fault." :?
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Postby Shadowsong » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:15 pm

No sense blaming it all on Britney
Some may say it could be
that the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree///

Think they both have a few worms in there heads...

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