If you could interview any of the Journey memebers ?

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Postby Carlitto H@kk » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:18 pm

journeywoman wrote:I thought your post was excellent!It actually covered all the bases.Now tell me with your group interview here think we could sell concessions on this?How about a beer garden while we are at it?


Sorry, no Concessions, ESPECIALLY beer! Think about it...

Say you are part of the studio audience, sitting back and enjoying
a cold Beer and a tub of Nachos, and Herbie says to Augeri,
"So Stevie, what was it like when you first met Cain?"
Augeri gives an honest answer to which Herbie replies,
"SHIT! You wanna know what that prima-donna Prick
said to me the first time we met???"

By then, your gut-wrenching laughter would be causing you
to spew half-chewed Nachos and Beer all over the person in front of you!
Imagine that going on throughout the ENTIRE audience...

So No, no Concessions :lol: 8)
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Postby Saint John » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:30 pm

I'd interview Jon Friga. I'd bring FYRE with me and I'd ask them both why they're such big pussies.
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Postby RedWingFan » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:34 pm

Saint John wrote:I'd interview Jon Friga. I'd bring FYRE with me and I'd ask them both why they're such big pussies.

:lol: Aw, hell :lol: :lol:
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Postby Carlitto H@kk » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:39 pm

Upon further review, maybe I would like to interview
one current member on my own as long as my terms
and conditions of the interview could be met...

I would interview Schon, asking 30 questions supplied to me
by Augeri and Jeff. Schon would have to be hooked up to a
Polygragh, which in turn would control a canine Shock Collar
to be worn around Schon's neck throughout the interview.
When the polygragh flags a lie, "ZAP!". I think Schon would
really open up after the first 3-4 lies (he seems pretty thick-headed and stubborn).

As for "Which MR member I would invite", I'd have to go with HOTS.
Why? So she can keep Schon angry and tense by following every answer
he gives with a comment on how superior Perry is to anything and everything
Schon has ever accomplished in life. Schon would wind up blubbering and screaming
like Col Nathan R. Jessop at the end of "A Few Good Men" :lol:

"You WANT me on that stage! You NEED me on that stage!
I eat breakfast 30 yards from rabid perry fans that want to kill me
so don't think you come in here with your faggoty white FTLOSM Tour
T-Shirt and intimidate me!" :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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Postby tj » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:50 pm

Carlitto H@kk wrote:Upon further review, maybe I would like to interview
one current member on my own as long as my terms
and conditions of the interview could be met...

I would interview Schon, asking 30 questions supplied to me
by Augeri and Jeff. Schon would have to be hooked up to a
Polygragh, which in turn would control a canine Shock Collar
to be worn around Schon's neck throughout the interview.
When the polygragh flags a lie, "ZAP!". I think Schon would
really open up after the first 3-4 lies (he seems pretty thick-headed and stubborn).

As for "Which MR member I would invite", I'd have to go with HOTS.
Why? So she can keep Schon angry and tense by following every answer
he gives with a comment on how superior Perry is to anything and everything
Schon has ever accomplished in life. Schon would wind up blubbering and screaming
like Col Nathan R. Jessop at the end of "A Few Good Men" :lol:

"You WANT me on that stage! You NEED me on that stage!
I eat breakfast 30 yards from rabid perry fans that want to kill me
so don't think you come in here with your faggoty white FTLOSM Tour
T-Shirt and intimidate me!" :lol: :lol: :twisted:


I would buy that for a dollar.
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Postby Deb » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:58 pm

Carlitto H@kk wrote:Upon further review, maybe I would like to interview
one current member on my own as long as my terms
and conditions of the interview could be met...

I would interview Schon, asking 30 questions supplied to me
by Augeri and Jeff. Schon would have to be hooked up to a
Polygragh, which in turn would control a canine Shock Collar
to be worn around Schon's neck throughout the interview.
When the polygragh flags a lie, "ZAP!". I think Schon would
really open up after the first 3-4 lies (he seems pretty thick-headed and stubborn).

As for "Which MR member I would invite", I'd have to go with HOTS.
Why? So she can keep Schon angry and tense by following every answer
he gives with a comment on how superior Perry is to anything and everything
Schon has ever accomplished in life. Schon would wind up blubbering and screaming
like Col Nathan R. Jessop at the end of "A Few Good Men" :lol:

"You WANT me on that stage! You NEED me on that stage!
I eat breakfast 30 yards from rabid perry fans that want to kill me
so don't think you come in here with your faggoty white FTLOSM Tour
T-Shirt and intimidate me!" :lol: :lol: :twisted:


Now that's funny! Great to see ya back posting again Carl. Hope you and your girls are all doing well. :)
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:16 pm

Carlitto's version of Neal wrote:
"You WANT me on that stage! You NEED me on that stage!
I eat breakfast 30 yards from rabid perry fans that want to kill me





THAT is fuckin' funny. Image
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Postby mistiejourney » Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:30 pm

Carlitto H@kk wrote:Upon further review, maybe I would like to interview
one current member on my own as long as my terms
and conditions of the interview could be met...

I would interview Schon, asking 30 questions supplied to me
by Augeri and Jeff. Schon would have to be hooked up to a
Polygragh, which in turn would control a canine Shock Collar
to be worn around Schon's neck throughout the interview.
When the polygragh flags a lie, "ZAP!". I think Schon would
really open up after the first 3-4 lies (he seems pretty thick-headed and stubborn).

As for "Which MR member I would invite", I'd have to go with HOTS.
Why? So she can keep Schon angry and tense by following every answer
he gives with a comment on how superior Perry is to anything and everything
Schon has ever accomplished in life. Schon would wind up blubbering and screaming
like Col Nathan R. Jessop at the end of "A Few Good Men" :lol:

"You WANT me on that stage! You NEED me on that stage!
I eat breakfast 30 yards from rabid perry fans that want to kill me
so don't think you come in here with your faggoty white FTLOSM Tour
T-Shirt and intimidate me!" :lol: :lol: :twisted:



Classic!!!!! :D
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Postby Talisma » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:34 pm

heardonthestreet wrote:I'd want to interview Neal and bring Jeremey along. :twisted:


Could only happen if Jeremey left his wife back home. :wink:
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