Blonde GUY joke - FINALLY! LOL

[TRAGChick]

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke... And well worth the wait !!!! heehee....

ENJOY:

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch "

[Behshad]

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke... And well worth the wait !!!! heehee....

ENJOY:

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch "

Nice,,, but this used to be a different joke,,, more racial,,,, I like your new spin on it better,,,,,,for this forum,,,,,,

[Rockindeano]

That was a fine joke, but this one will get people going....

How come Chelsea Clinton doesn't have any brothers or sisters?

















Answer: Monica swallowed 'em.

[TRAGChick]

That was a fine joke, but this one will get people going....

How come Chelsea Clinton doesn't have any brothers or sisters?

















Answer: Monica swallowed 'em.

So nice to see you here, Deano.

[Sassie]

It is nice to see you Deano. And I thought both jokes were funny! Thanks

[mistiejourney]

Luckily, it's iced tea I'm spitting all over the keyboard today.

I like to have a variety of beverages for my spit-takes

[larryfromnextdoor]

That was a fine joke, but this one will get people going....

How come Chelsea Clinton doesn't have any brothers or sisters?



Answer: Monica swallowed 'em.

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[Blondie]

Ewwwww....Hiya Deano!

[Perrydise]

Excellent jokes both of them, thanks to both of you for the laugh.

T'was a long day.

[knox]

Hey now, let's watch those blonde guy jokes

[Ms_M]

Loved the blonde guy joke, Nora. I wish I could laugh better - damn laryngitis!!!

[Carlitto H@kk]

A Burglar breaks into a home and is sneaking around.
Near the entertainment center he finds a new MP3 player.
As he's putting it in his pocket, he is rattled by the whispered words,
"Jesus is watching you..."

The Burglar stands still, barely able to breath
for a minute and, when he finally decides he was imagining things,
he moves on throughout the room.

In the dining room, he finds some expensive silverware and starts
to shove the forks, spoons and knives in his pockets. Again, he is
startled by the eerily whispered words,
"Jesus is watchng you..."

Frozen in place, looking around the room, the burglar notices a large
cage in the corner. When he approaches the cage he comes face-to-face
with a large, brightly-colored parrot. He whisperes to the parrot,
"Was that you talking?"
"Yep", says the parrot.
Curious, the burglar asks, "So what's your name?"
"Moses", replies the talktive bird.
"Moses?", asks the burglar, "What kind of family names a parrot Moses?"

The parrot responds, "The same kind of family that would name their
Rottweiller 'Jesus'"

[KenTheDude]

The good news is, it's impossible for me to ever be a blonde.

[KenTheDude]

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they
moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green
to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags
because they don't know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it
fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do
them very well .

There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.

At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches
all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in
their golf carts.

Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night
--- early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.
The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center and put it in a
pot for luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and
says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.

When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will
let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.