Does Behshad have too much time on his hands???

[Natalie]

It seems to me he does.

[journeyrock]

Absolutely, and that's because his wife mows the lawns.

[Behshad]

Absolutely, and that's because his wife mows the lawns.

Thank you for that one,fucker.
but , the main reason she mows the lawn is cause she takes pride in doing it and make it look all fancy,,, when I do it, I do it as fast as I can,,, taking sharp corners fast, resulting the yard lookin more like this

[StevePerryHair]

Absolutely, and that's because his wife mows the lawns.

Thank you for that one,fucker.
but , the main reason she mows the lawn is cause she takes pride in doing it and make it look all fancy,,, when I do it, I do it as fast as I can,,, taking sharp corners fast, resulting the yard lookin more like this

That sounds like a lame "guy" excuse

[RedWingFan]

Absolutely, and that's because his wife mows the lawns.

Thank you for that one,fucker.
but , the main reason she mows the lawn is cause she takes pride in doing it and make it look all fancy,,, when I do it, I do it as fast as I can,,, taking sharp corners fast, resulting the yard lookin more like this

Yeah, peeling out on the lawn is never a good thing.

[Natalie]

Absolutely, and that's because his wife mows the lawns.

Thank you for that one,fucker.
but , the main reason she mows the lawn is cause she takes pride in doing it and make it look all fancy,,, when I do it, I do it as fast as I can,,, taking sharp corners fast, resulting the yard lookin more like this

Yeah, peeling out on the lawn is never a good thing.

OK RF, I read this and at first I seriously thought it said "Yeah, like peeing out on the lawn is never a good thing."

[RedWingFan]

Yeah, peeling out on the lawn is never a good thing.

OK RF, I read this and at first I seriously thought it said "Yeah, like peeing out on the lawn is never a good thing."

Of course not. Peeing on the lawn is fine!!!

[Rhiannon]

Yeah, peeling out on the lawn is never a good thing.

OK RF, I read this and at first I seriously thought it said "Yeah, like peeing out on the lawn is never a good thing."

Of course not. Peeing on the lawn is fine!!!

It actually helps the pH for the soil, depending on where you live and what kind of sod you have, that could mean a more beautiful lawn. So pee away, human garden hoses!!

[chf34jmac]

Um it leaves yellow patches in my lawn.

[chf34jmac]

Oh and thanks for the tip there Lawn Doctor.

[RedWingFan]

Yeah, peeling out on the lawn is never a good thing.

OK RF, I read this and at first I seriously thought it said "Yeah, like peeing out on the lawn is never a good thing."

Of course not. Peeing on the lawn is fine!!!

It actually helps the pH for the soil, depending on where you live and what kind of sod you have, that could mean a more beautiful lawn. So pee away, human garden hoses!!

Do you ever hand wash your car on the lawn. If so I could rinse it for you!

[Rhiannon]

It actually helps the pH for the soil, depending on where you live and what kind of sod you have, that could mean a more beautiful lawn. So pee away, human garden hoses!!

Do you ever hand wash your car on the lawn. If so I could rinse it for you!

My aunt runs a detail shop, so no, I don't. I hand wash and wax my Jeep, but doing that outside isn't good for the paint. Thanks for the offer anyhow!!

[RedWingFan]

It actually helps the pH for the soil, depending on where you live and what kind of sod you have, that could mean a more beautiful lawn. So pee away, human garden hoses!!

Do you ever hand wash your car on the lawn. If so I could rinse it for you!

My aunt runs a detail shop, so no, I don't. I hand wash and wax my Jeep, but doing that outside isn't good for the paint. Thanks for the offer anyhow!!

Not good for the paint? How do you figure? Is that something your aunt tells people to get them in her detail shop?

[Natalie]

Yeah, peeling out on the lawn is never a good thing.

OK RF, I read this and at first I seriously thought it said "Yeah, like peeing out on the lawn is never a good thing."

Of course not. Peeing on the lawn is fine!!!

Of course it is-how else do you potty train a little boy?

[Rhiannon]

It actually helps the pH for the soil, depending on where you live and what kind of sod you have, that could mean a more beautiful lawn. So pee away, human garden hoses!!

Do you ever hand wash your car on the lawn. If so I could rinse it for you!

My aunt runs a detail shop, so no, I don't. I hand wash and wax my Jeep, but doing that outside isn't good for the paint. Thanks for the offer anyhow!!

Not good for the paint? How do you figure? Is that something your aunt tells people to get them in her detail shop?

No, handwashing in the sun causes the soap to dry and leave residue and you have to rewash it. Waxing it in the sun causes swirlmarks. Cleaning windows in the sun causes streaks. I worked for her for 3 summers, trust me, I learned the hard way.

[Natalie]

Yeah, peeling out on the lawn is never a good thing.

OK RF, I read this and at first I seriously thought it said "Yeah, like peeing out on the lawn is never a good thing."

Of course not. Peeing on the lawn is fine!!!

It actually helps the pH for the soil, depending on where you live and what kind of sod you have, that could mean a more beautiful lawn. So pee away, human garden hoses!!

Do you ever hand wash your car on the lawn. If so I could rinse it for you!

And what does THIS do to the paint????

[Rhiannon]

Do you ever hand wash your car on the lawn. If so I could rinse it for you!

And what does THIS do to the paint????

Nothing really. Unless the pisser has been drinking battery acid.

[Rick]

Do you ever hand wash your car on the lawn. If so I could rinse it for you!

And what does THIS do to the paint????

Nothing really. Unless the pisser has been drinking battery acid.

[RedWingFan]

It actually helps the pH for the soil, depending on where you live and what kind of sod you have, that could mean a more beautiful lawn. So pee away, human garden hoses!!

Do you ever hand wash your car on the lawn. If so I could rinse it for you!

My aunt runs a detail shop, so no, I don't. I hand wash and wax my Jeep, but doing that outside isn't good for the paint. Thanks for the offer anyhow!!

Not good for the paint? How do you figure? Is that something your aunt tells people to get them in her detail shop?

No, handwashing in the sun causes the soap to dry and leave residue and you have to rewash it. Waxing it in the sun causes swirlmarks. Cleaning windows in the sun causes streaks. I worked for her for 3 summers, trust me, I learned the hard way.

Duh, ya dink that's why you have to wash it near dusk when the cars cool to the touch. That's what I do anyway. Then again down there and doing a dozen or so cars a day as a business would be tough to get done in a 1 or 2 hour
window. I get your point though.

[RedWingFan]

Do you ever hand wash your car on the lawn. If so I could rinse it for you!

And what does THIS do to the paint????

Nothing really. Unless the pisser has been drinking battery acid.

Just diet Dew right now

[Rhiannon]

Do you ever hand wash your car on the lawn. If so I could rinse it for you!

And what does THIS do to the paint????

Nothing really. Unless the pisser has been drinking battery acid.

Just diet Dew right now

Ew. Now that's just sick. Diet Dew tastes like liquid migraine.

[Natalie]

Do you ever hand wash your car on the lawn. If so I could rinse it for you!

And what does THIS do to the paint????

Nothing really. Unless the pisser has been drinking battery acid.

Just diet Dew right now

Same thing.

[RedWingFan]

Do you ever hand wash your car on the lawn. If so I could rinse it for you!

And what does THIS do to the paint????

Nothing really. Unless the pisser has been drinking battery acid.

Just diet Dew right now

Ew. Now that's just sick. Diet Dew tastes like liquid migraine.

What the hell is liquid migraine???? I didn't like the taste of it, til I tasted the Diet Dew Code Red. I loved that then tried reg. Diet Dew and like it. Go figure. I guess the DDCode Red is the gateway dew.

[Natalie]

What the hell is liquid migraine???? I didn't like the taste of it, til I tasted the Diet Dew Code Red. I loved that then tried reg. Diet Dew and like it. Go figure. I guess the DDCode Red is the gateway dew.

DD CR is evil!!!!! It leads to other things......

[Rhiannon]

What the hell is liquid migraine???? I didn't like the taste of it, til I tasted the Diet Dew Code Red. I loved that then tried reg. Diet Dew and like it. Go figure. I guess the DDCode Red is the gateway dew.

DD CR is evil!!!!! It leads to other things......

I mean it tastes like the can... aluminum just makes your head split. Woah, flashing my weird card again, huh? AKA, its nasty. Drink the real shit, its better for you. Seriously. If you're gonna drink pop, drink high octane, not kerosene.

[RedWingFan]

What the hell is liquid migraine???? I didn't like the taste of it, til I tasted the Diet Dew Code Red. I loved that then tried reg. Diet Dew and like it. Go figure. I guess the DDCode Red is the gateway dew.

DD CR is evil!!!!! It leads to other things......

I mean it tastes like the can... aluminum just makes your head split. Woah, flashing my weird card again, huh? AKA, its nasty. Drink the real shit, its better for you. Seriously. If you're gonna drink pop, drink high octane, not kerosene.

Yuk. I never drink out of a can. Bottle only! Sorry, I'll be more specific next time. Try it out of a bottle. You'll like it! Regular pop tastes like syrup. I drink skim milk too! Exciting guy I am!

[Rhiannon]

Yuk. I never drink out of a can. Bottle only! Sorry, I'll be more specific next time. Try it out of a bottle. You'll like it! Regular pop tastes like syrup. I drink skim milk too! Exciting guy I am!

Bah! You're missing the best things in life!! Syrup in your pop, fat in your milk!!

You're not one of those dorks who doesn't salt fries either, are you?

[Natalie]

Yuk. I never drink out of a can. Bottle only! Sorry, I'll be more specific next time. Try it out of a bottle. You'll like it! Regular pop tastes like syrup. I drink skim milk too! Exciting guy I am!

Bah! You're missing the best things in life!! Syrup in your pop, fat in your milk!!

You're not one of those dorks who doesn't salt fries either, are you?

I don't drink any pop at all and I don't salt my fries either. I have to protect my kidney-you know, my husband's kidney fetish and all.

[Rhiannon]

I don't drink any pop at all and I don't salt my fries either. I have to protect my kidney-you know, my husband's kidney fetish and all.

Oh wait -- I'm arguing food tastes with someone from Idaho, and someone from Michigan. Nevermind... there's no way we'll see eye-to-eye.

I come from the land of deep-fried, butter slathered, salted, sugary, fatty, delicious cooking.

[Natalie]

I don't drink any pop at all and I don't salt my fries either. I have to protect my kidney-you know, my husband's kidney fetish and all.

Oh wait -- I'm arguing food tastes with someone from Idaho, and someone from Michigan. Nevermind... there's no way we'll see eye-to-eye.

I come from the land of deep-fried, butter slathered, salted, sugary, fatty, delicious cooking.

Hey Missy-I come from the land of FRENCH FRIES! But, I still have to protect my sexy, precious kidney.