OT: Joe Gibbs is a MORON!

[Enigma869]

Am I the only one scratching my head over this buffoon move? He called back to back timeouts to "ice the kicker". Anyone who has watched the NFL for more than two seasons knows that consecutive timeouts by the same team is NOT ALLOWED! This freakin' guy is in the NFL Hall of Fame! How the hell could he possibly not know that rule! I understand that the Redskins are going through a tough time, but this just can't happen in the NFL! This guy needs to go back to NASCAR! I think he'd do a lot better driving around in circles!


John from Boston

[Wally_Hatchet]

How's about we trade coaches?

Joe Gibbs for Cam Camoron.

We'll even give you John Beck, Cleo Lemon, Marty Booker, Derek Hagan and Cameron Worrell to sweeten up the deal. Hell, you can have our DC Dom Capers, too.

[Enigma869]

Well, for what it's worth, "we" wouldn't be trading coaches. I'm a lifelong Patriots fan, and there isn't a coach in the NFL I'd trade Belichick for. I certainly don't claim the Redskins, as my own. That said, I'm a bit of a football junkie, so watch as many games as I can on the dish. I just can't believe that ANY coach, let alone with this guys credentials (which are admittedly from eons ago) would EVER make such a basic coaching mistake! I guess the only saving grace for Gibbs is that given the tragedy of Sean Taylor's death, the media probably won't even blast him for his bonehead move!

As for your Dolphins...keep the faith! I honestly thought this was the week the Dolphins might get a win, because the Jets simply aren't a good team. Look at the bright side...they have Buffalo, Baltimore, New England, and the Bengals left on their schedule. Only one of those four teams is any good, so perhaps they'll steal one! There is a certain symmetry to the Dolphins being the only team in NFL history to go both undefeated and winless!


John from Boston

[Moose]

The game has passed Joe Gibbs by. He should have never come back. He is one of the greatest coaches of all time, and he tarnishes his legacy with each season that passes.

[Enigma869]

The game has passed Joe Gibbs by. He should have never come back. He is one of the greatest coaches of all time, and he tarnishes his legacy with each season that passes.

Agreed. The game has definitely passed Gibbs by. That has been apparent, since he came back to the NFL. That said, I've been watching football for 30 years, and I've NEVER seen a single coach call two consecutive time outs to "ice a kicker". There have been a whole lot of jackasses who have coached in the NFL, and every one of those dopes has known that the rules simply don't allow a coach to do this!


John from Boston

[larryfromnextdoor]

The game has passed Joe Gibbs by. He should have never come back. He is one of the greatest coaches of all time, and he tarnishes his legacy with each season that passes.

Agreed. The game has definitely passed Gibbs by. That has been apparent, since he came back to the NFL. That said, I've been watching football for 30 years, and I've NEVER seen a single coach call two consecutive time outs to "ice a kicker". There have been a whole lot of jackasses who have coached in the NFL, and every one of those dopes has known that the rules simply don't allow a coach to do this!


John from Boston

plus, it sounds like a desperate strategy..

[Liam]

As for your Dolphins...keep the faith! I honestly thought this was the week the Dolphins might get a win, because the Jets simply aren't a good team. Look at the bright side...they have Buffalo, Baltimore, New England, and the Bengals left on their schedule. Only one of those four teams is any good, so perhaps they'll steal one! There is a certain symmetry to the Dolphins being the only team in NFL history to go both undefeated and winless!


John from Boston

I'm still gonna laugh my ass off if they go 0-16. Like I said in another thread...even if the 'Boys had the Rams' record right now, I STILL find the 'Fins record comical.

[NealIsGod]

I love Gibbs, but that was one of the stupidest things I have ever seen a coach do. I don't think it cost them the game because that kicker was perfect all day. I think the defense choking on that last drive was much more costly.

[Rhiannon]

This guy needs to go back to NASCAR! I think he'd do a lot better driving around in circles!

Go back? Um, he's not out of it.

[Enigma869]

This guy needs to go back to NASCAR! I think he'd do a lot better driving around in circles!

Go back? Um, he's not out of it.

Yes, I am aware he is still involved with circle driving, and that probably explains his ineptitude as a head coach. As NIG said, it's probably the single, dopiest move, EVER made by a head coach in the NFL, and that is REALLY saying something. While one can certainly speculate that Lindell would have made a 51 yard kick to win the game (he made the first 51 yarder, as Gibbs called the first time out), it doesn't make the call any less idiotic. The reality is that 51 yard field goals in the NFL are not even close to being automatic, and making a 51 yard FG twice in a row is even less likely. Conversely, a 36 yard FG in the NFL is almost automatic! I think what made Gibbs look worse were his post-game comments about how he was asking the official on the sideline if he could call another time out. Two points...First and foremost, if that conversation actually took place, there is NO WAY the official told Gibbs it was permissable to call back to back time outs. Finally, ANY NFL head coach NEEDS to know the rules, especially a rule like this one, that most caual NFL fans know about!


John from Boston

[Wally_Hatchet]

As for your Dolphins...keep the faith! I honestly thought this was the week the Dolphins might get a win, because the Jets simply aren't a good team. Look at the bright side...they have Buffalo, Baltimore, New England, and the Bengals left on their schedule. Only one of those four teams is any good, so perhaps they'll steal one! There is a certain symmetry to the Dolphins being the only team in NFL history to go both undefeated and winless!


John from Boston

I'm still gonna laugh my ass off if they go 0-16. Like I said in another thread...even if the 'Boys had the Rams' record right now, I STILL find the 'Fins record comical.

I'm hoping for 0-16 too. Perhaps our idiot owner will fire CaMORON then.

And the first pick in the '08 draft will help me get over a winless season.

[Rockindeano]

Enigma, you think NASCAR is simply driving in circles huh? Your arrogance and ignorance are showing. Very complex sport.

[Rhiannon]

Enigma, you think NASCAR is simply driving in circles huh? Your arrogance and ignorance are showing. Very complex sport.

Kick his ass, Seabass. I let it slide, any man who doesn't understand the point of racing is effeminate as Richard Simmons dancing under a rainbow with a pink unicorn. Fast cars and freedom, adrenaline thrillrides at 200mph and pushing the laws of physics. Yeah. Just going around in circles alright.

[Enigma869]

Enigma, you think NASCAR is simply driving in circles huh? Your arrogance and ignorance are showing. Very complex sport.

Yeah...It's very complex. It almost resembles brain surgery! Listen...If people are into this mindless activity, I certainly don't begrudge them. That said, don't tell me it's a sport. Driving around in circles (and yes, it is no more complicated than that, to me, in spite of any strategy involved) doesn't qualify as a sport in my world. Not to mention, most of the NASCAR yahoos I've met probably wouldn't pass a sixth grade competency test!

I appreciate the fact that people in the south are incredibly passionate about NASCAR. Hell, it's nice to see that they have one other passion in life, outside of bible thumping! The only thing more confusing to me than people actually drawing pleasure from watching people drive a car around in circles for hundreds of miles is when one of these people tell me how shocked they are that one of these dopes died, hitting a wall at 200 MPH. I think the only real news story there would be if a person lived, after hitting a wall, going 200MPH.


John from Boston

[Rockindeano]

You sir are a fool. There is much more complexity than what you "know." I won't even take the time to explain it to you.

[Rhiannon]

Not to mention, most of the NASCAR yahoos I've met probably wouldn't pass a sixth grade competency test!

I appreciate the fact that people in the south are incredibly passionate about NASCAR. Hell, it's nice to see that they have one other passion in life, outside of bible thumping!

Okay, you arrogant fucker, its one thing to have an opinion about something and express it fluidly, but this shit is just outrageous.

1.) Couldn't pass a sixth grade compentency test? So I guess Ryan Newman just imagined that engineering degree? I guess that's why these guys are such savvy businessmen, is because they're stupid, right? Then again, maybe I'm too dumb to comprehend that myself since these "yahoos" are my people. You're probably basing this opinion on the way some of the drivers speak. Judging them based on their accents. But please, for the sake of your own arguement, which ones have you actually 'met'? I'd love to hear this, since I know most of them, and have for years.

2.) People in the south are incredibly passionate, about whatever it is they love. That's called being a complete person. I'm pretty damned sure there are as many "Bible thumpers" across the PLANET as there are down here. Retarded statement, piss-poor attempt to berate southerners for no apparent reason.

Fact is, you're probably too shitheaded to understand Nascar, hence why you knock it. Regardless of that, your whole post was pretty much a slap in my face, personally. Ease up with the condescending bullshit.

[Rockindeano]

I can say this straight faced. Bill Belechik is not as smart as Chad Knaus.

[Saint John]

I won't argue the collective intellect of the drivers and teams, but I will tell you that I've met some of the people in the stands and there is a large sect that single-handedly kept Jerry Springer on the air and Trailer parks in business.

[Enigma869]

I won't argue the collective intellect of the drivers and teams, but I will tell you that I've met some of the people in the stands and there is a large sect that single-handedly kept Jerry Springer on the air and Trailer parks in business.

My precise point!


John from Boston

[Enigma869]

I'm pretty damned sure there are as many "Bible thumpers" across the PLANET as there are down here. Retarded statement, piss-poor attempt to berate southerners for no apparent reason.

Fact is, you're probably too shitheaded to understand Nascar, hence why you knock it. Regardless of that, your whole post was pretty much a slap in my face, personally. Ease up with the condescending bullshit.

"Too shitheaded"??? I guess you've proven my sixth grade competency comment to be a valid one!

My comment about "bible thumpers" was from personal experience, and wasn't meant to "berate southerners", as you put it! The fact of the matter is that I have lived in Charlotte, North Carolina and within 5 minutes of entering the state, 47 people ask "What church do you belong to". Also, it's the only DMV that I've ever walked into, in my entire life, that has Jesus license plates all over the wall, and that is to say nothing of the religious references all over fast food marquees! You may not like my opinion or my right to express it, and I'm pretty okay with that. It doesn't change the fact that the opinion I expressed was based on personal experience, not anecdotal stories!


John from Boston

[Rhiannon]

It doesn't change the fact that the opinion I expressed was based on personal experience, not anecdotal stories!

Maybe you should've stated that to begin with instead of the alternative. I won't get into a religious debate with you, as I'm not religious (or aligned with any doctrine). That stuff is just a part of the culture, its not as dramatic as you make it sound, but it is more prominent than elsewhere in the country. Hence, Bible Belt. You need to understand why I attacked your statements, you should know from living here how I could take the harsh literations put forth as personally as I did. Sixth grade mentality? Me? If you say so.

Let's just file this under cultural differences, damn Yankee.

Once again though, which drivers were you referring to as unintelligent?

[Enigma869]

Let's just file this under cultural differences, damn Yankee.

Once again though, which drivers were you referring to as unintelligent?

I'm very okay with agreeing to disagree, in spite of your personal attack against me. I'm not sure where I ever made any comment about the acumen of NASCAR drivers. I admittedly have ZERO interest in NASCAR, or any activities surrounding it. It's the most mindless thing I've ever seen in my life. The "NASCAR yahoos" I referred to were the fans I've encountered in my life. Most of the ones I have encountered should have been walking around with a thesaurus, to assist them in putting a sentence together. Am I painting with a broad brush? ABSOLUTELY...but it doesn't change my opinion.

I realize that NASCAR has its supporters, including some dear friends of mine. That will never change the fact that driving around in circles (no matter how complex Dean tells me it is) doesn't do ANYTHING to stimulate my senses! The fact that NASCAR may have some drivers who are very bright or business savvy doesn't mean much to me. My local Sears mechanic has forgotten more about cars than I'll ever know. It doesn't mean I consider the guy an athlete!


John from Boston

[Saint John]

Take the "over" in the Pats-Ravens game tonight. 47 points is not enough. Brady throws 5 TD's tonight.

[Enigma869]

I'm not religious (or aligned with any doctrine). That stuff is just a part of the culture, its not as dramatic as you make it sound, but it is more prominent than elsewhere in the country.

I forgot to compliment you on not being one of the religious fanatics that I've met in the south. I find it all a bit nauseating. As for it not being as dramatic as I make it sound...We can once again to agree to disagree. Religion is in industry in the south. It's sort of like building cars in Detroit! The last time I came across this many religious fanatics was when I worked for the Massachsuetts Department of Correction, in the prison system. Convicted felons are almost always bible thumpers!


John from Boston

[Greg]

I agree that Joe Gibbs screwed up. Joe himself agrees with it too! Now, why don't you go back to your wet dream fantasies about Tom Brady.

[Journey69]

I don't know about the bible thumping.. Every place has a reputation..People think Minnesotan's are from Fargo or something.. I had a girl from Boston come visit me and she was shocked..She had never been to this part of the country and she heard about the mid west,but when she say it,she loved it and said she would love to move out here is so beautiful and she loved the people.. She couldn't believe how much there was to do out here and she had never been to the Mall of America..So,some people's perception is surrounded my heresay..And about Nascar,don't get me going on that subject ! I liked Nascar 30 yrs ago when you actually had different cars and you could buy it on the showroom floor.. Now its a Taurus,intrepid and a fucking Toyota Camry? What a joke.. I liked it when cars weren't exactly the same,they took the fun out of racing.. I know what some people are going to say and its all bullshit.. Its making the playing field level and its about the drivers..I'ts a fucking soap opera now..Its stupid.. My brother and my dad watch it..Its about the crashes and the behind the scene's drama..Nothing more.. I told them if it was like 30 yrs ago when cars were cars and there were not bullshit rules,best driver and fastest car won,I might be interested..Do you know what they said.. I can totally understand that..So that's how I feel about it anyhow..Not bashing it,just don't like it..I would rather stare into the sun for 3 hours straight..

[Rhiannon]

Now its a Taurus,intrepid and a fucking Toyota Camry?

Ford Fusion, Dodge Charger, Chevy Monte Carlo, and Toyota Camry.

[Rhiannon]

The "NASCAR yahoos" I referred to were the fans I've encountered in my life. Most of the ones I have encountered should have been walking around with a thesaurus, to assist them in putting a sentence together. Am I painting with a broad brush? ABSOLUTELY...but it doesn't change my opinion.

Okay, there's where I went wrong. My apologies. I thought when you said that you meant the Yahoos as the drivers and team members. And I know and love those guys. Hence my going all crazy bitch on you.

As for the fans in the stands, I agree, largely uneducated and simple. But for the most part, the most honest genuine characters in the world. I haven't watched a race from the stands in over 15 years. I've been in the suites, so you see, the type of Nascar fan I spend time around are the sponsors and media and the rest of that echelon.

Thanks for the comment on my belief stance. That is actually due in large part to having it shoved in my face for the first 11 years of my life, now that I'm an adult, I choose to believe what I can, have faith in what I can't, and accept that somethings are just beyond either comprehension.