A Day in the Life of McNeice (Part 1)

[AR]

Ed, I bet you forgot about my hobbies in my basement, fucker!

[txfirefighter]

Ed, I bet you forgot about my hobbies in my basement, fucker!

Now THAT'S funny!!!!!

[StevePerryHair]

Ed, I bet you forgot about my hobbies in my basement, fucker!

Now THAT'S funny!!!!!

The CD in the corner cracks me up the most

[ohsherrie]

Dean, I don't know what to say except THAT WAS ABSOFUCKIN'LUTELY GREAT. It was the most entertaining (and at the same time accurate ) post I've read here for at least two years.

[Rockindeano]

If someone would ever teach me how to photoshop, I could escalate my creativity a million-fold. Mac would have to buy a billion more of whatever the fuck it is to hold all the photos..

PS- Chief, you rule bro..will write you into the next one, I promise.

[txfirefighter]

If someone would ever teach me how to photoshop, I could escalate my creativity a million-fold. Mac would have to buy a billion more of whatever the fuck it is to hold all the potos..

PS- Chief, you rule bro..will write you into the next one, I promise.

Where is BlueJeanGirl when you need her?

[StevePerryHair]

If someone would ever teach me how to photoshop, I could escalate my creativity a million-fold. Mac would have to buy a billion more of whatever the fuck it is to hold all the potos..

PS- Chief, you rule bro..will write you into the next one, I promise.

That should be added to Andrew's prayer "Thank you God that Dean does not know how to photoshop"

[AR]

If someone would ever teach me how to photoshop, I could escalate my creativity a million-fold. Mac would have to buy a billion more of whatever the fuck it is to hold all the photos..

PS- Chief, you rule bro..will write you into the next one, I promise.

Next time I see you I will give you a photoshop lesson. I'd show some of my work, but another "holiday" would most likely be in my future.

[ohsherrie]

That should be added to Andrew's prayer "Thank you God that Dean does not know how to photoshop"

[larryfromnextdoor]

If someone would ever teach me how to photoshop, I could escalate my creativity a million-fold. Mac would have to buy a billion more of whatever the fuck it is to hold all the photos..

PS- Chief, you rule bro..will write you into the next one, I promise.

Next time I see you I will give you a photoshop lesson. I'd show some of my work, but another "holiday" would most likely be in my future.

ed , your just about ready to blow!!...

[Rockindeano]

If someone would ever teach me how to photoshop, I could escalate my creativity a million-fold. Mac would have to buy a billion more of whatever the fuck it is to hold all the photos..

PS- Chief, you rule bro..will write you into the next one, I promise.

Next time I see you I will give you a photoshop lesson. I'd show some of my work, but another "holiday" would most likely be in my future.

Do I need to buy a program or is it built into Windows XP? Paint?

PS- I hope the Ravens, the shitty Ravens can manage to lose by 19 or less tonight

[AR]

If someone would ever teach me how to photoshop, I could escalate my creativity a million-fold. Mac would have to buy a billion more of whatever the fuck it is to hold all the photos..

PS- Chief, you rule bro..will write you into the next one, I promise.

Next time I see you I will give you a photoshop lesson. I'd show some of my work, but another "holiday" would most likely be in my future.

Do I need to buy a program or is it built into Windows XP? Paint?

PS- I hope the Ravens, the shitty Ravens can manage to lose by 19 or less tonight

I have a version of photoshop I can give you free of charge.

The Ravens suck and will get killed, but they are still my home team. I will most likely flip over after the first 3 Pats TD's and continue watching the Ric Flair retirement tour.

[RedWingFan]

If someone would ever teach me how to photoshop, I could escalate my creativity a million-fold. Mac would have to buy a billion more of whatever the fuck it is to hold all the photos..

PS- Chief, you rule bro..will write you into the next one, I promise.

Next time I see you I will give you a photoshop lesson. I'd show some of my work, but another "holiday" would most likely be in my future.

Do I need to buy a program or is it built into Windows XP? Paint?

PS- I hope the Ravens, the shitty Ravens can manage to lose by 19 or less tonight

I have a version of photoshop I can give you free of charge.

The Ravens suck and will get killed, but they are still my home team. I will most likely flip over after the first 3 Pats TD's and continue watching the Ric Flair retirement tour.

I've wondered for years how Billick doesn't get fired. Thinking of all the years of the great D the Ravens have had and it's all been squandered. All they got out of it is one lousy SB. They should have had 3 at least. Now sources inside the club say Billick WILL be back for another season. If I were Ray Lewis I would have accidently gotten coach involved in a tackling drill during practice

[AR]

If someone would ever teach me how to photoshop, I could escalate my creativity a million-fold. Mac would have to buy a billion more of whatever the fuck it is to hold all the photos..

PS- Chief, you rule bro..will write you into the next one, I promise.

Next time I see you I will give you a photoshop lesson. I'd show some of my work, but another "holiday" would most likely be in my future.

Do I need to buy a program or is it built into Windows XP? Paint?

PS- I hope the Ravens, the shitty Ravens can manage to lose by 19 or less tonight

I have a version of photoshop I can give you free of charge.

The Ravens suck and will get killed, but they are still my home team. I will most likely flip over after the first 3 Pats TD's and continue watching the Ric Flair retirement tour.

I've wondered for years how Billick doesn't get fired. Thinking of all the years of the great D the Ravens have had and it's all been squandered. All they got out of it is one lousy SB. They should have had 3 at least. Now sources inside the club say Billick WILL be back for another season. If I were Ray Lewis I would have accidently gotten coach involved in a tackling drill during practice

Spot on. Agreed.

[Red13JoePa]

Love the part about after taking too long on the throne, "eschewing the shower like a Euro" ( ) and instead opting to pop the top on his first of the day down under @ 7:43 AM.

[G.I.Jim]

Deano,

That was one of the funniest (and probably pretty damn accurate) things I've ever read! Almost like you live there in the house...with...Andrew, you didn't hire a "gardener" recently that looks like the piece of shit from Wierd science did you? No? Then you're probably safe!

[Monker]

Wow, it's almost like the Night Before Christmas, MR Style. Dean, you're... well, you. Crazy fucker.

Oh, please, "Night Before Christmas" was actually written by a good writer.

Don't compare a classic like that to an amature wannabe. It's like comparing Arnel to Perry. One wants to be the other, but he'll NEVER make it there.

Sorry, but your comparison is just WAY OUT THERE.

[Rhiannon]

Wow, it's almost like the Night Before Christmas, MR Style. Dean, you're... well, you. Crazy fucker.

Oh, please, "Night Before Christmas" was actually written by a good writer.

Don't compare a classic like that to an amature wannabe. It's like comparing Arnel to Perry. One wants to be the other, but he'll NEVER make it there.

Sorry, but your comparison is just WAY OUT THERE.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you with bigfoot's dick in your mouth. Get over yourself dipshit. You're out of line getting that worked up. And don't EVER tell me what I can and can not compare. Capice?

[Blueskies]

Andrew McNeice, Godfather of Rock n Roll Journalism, well, the wireless kind anyway, resides Down Under, on the small island of Tasmania, off the southern tip of Australia. Nestled into a corner of his house is the office, a getaway of sorts for the Man behind the avatar...the enforcement avatar that is. See, Andrew wears a rack of hats. Since he owns his own Public Website, he must wear the hats of News coordinator, story teller, concert reviewer, contact us dept, interviewer, and last but certainly not least, public message board Moderator. Now, before you think moderator doesn't possess any in depth skill, think again. In the Melodicrock.com stable of message boards, 58 in all, one and only one of those stand out; some say a jewel, many others say it resembles that of a real stinker. We are talking about the Journey Board of course. An eclectic group of people spanning the globe from Calgary to England, and Tasmania to Los Angeles. Many different colouful folks make up the place and much, if not most of the time, there is something brewing on Melodicrock.com's Journey Board.

Awakening at 630AM Kangaroo time, Andrew wavers down the hall and out to the driveway to retrieve the newspaper, and hustles nonstop, back into the house and straight into the shitter. He pours over last night's NHL scores Taking too much time on the crapper, He blows off the shower like a Euro, and gets dressed and heads to the Office. He sits down in his throne and says a little prayer:

"Dear God, please I ask of you, don't let the Journey Board be in shambles. I sent AR and Deano on holiday(gay term for suspension), so that should help, right God? I cut HOTS off and hopefully St John didn't post last night drunk. Thank you God"

The computer boots up and it's showtime. What to do? goes through Mac's brain. Check email from the USA? Maybe it's JSS or Neal Schon? Naw, Neal would never email him back in a timely fashion. Perhaps one of those hair band bassists would return an email. After all, who gives a shit about some Euro hair bassist? Maybe he should finish writing that review from the Dokken show that took place at King Edwards Fish and Chips in South Hampton? Or maybe, no definitely, he should go straight to the Journey board. One can literally see the flames emanating from the screen as the page loads. It's hot in there, real hot.

"Fuck off HOTS! You skanky whore" writes a certain poster from a western state. Eyes roll and calmness departs. Andrew has now arrived and more importantly, has woken up. The Journey board resembles New York City...it NEVER sleeps. Once logged on, he sees his moderator class name highlighted in red. You would think chatter and fired up diatribes would quiet themselves but to Andrew's horror, they don't. In fact, they intensify. His presence only fuels the situation. He looks up and sees he has 46 Private Messages and most of the titles name a certain Deano and angry in the title, while some include the names AR and St John. Back on the Board, some moronic poster is complaining of the lack of cultural understanding and wants answers. St John gave him one. "Fuck you." Andrew needed something to combat the early morning squabbles. He headed for the fridge and grabbed a cold one. Yes, a cold beer at 743AM. After downing his brew, he posts an auto response entitled, "The next person who hurls abuse" and was received by the newbies as a toneful disciplinarian move, while the veteran posters all laughed in unison. Upon further reading, AR has told anyone who would listen what Arnel Pineda's meal of choice is, Neal Schon's height or lack therof, Strangerey has written about his complete disgust of Neal Schon and Jon Cain, Scarab Gator has been cheerleading, Moonbeam has been talking in a language no one understands, St John has reported his alcohol intake for the last minute, hour and day, Red13 JoePa has spoken in broken code about something, Nealisgod posted another NFL thread, Liam has talked up the Dallas Cowboys, yet again, Angie won't change the purple ink, larry from next door wont use caps or punctuation, Abitaman still can't spel, Rick has pledged allegiance to his union, Raiderfan and conversationpc have copied and pasted the GOP talking points for the day, OhSherrie has once again told them they were full of shit, Cyndy remarked on the beauty of San Francisco, Deb commented how bad her hometown hockey team is, Treetopovoska is myopic, Rhiannon wants to fuck with someone, and Granny wants a good hard...you know

Another hour in the life of the Journey Board. It will, like it's name, evolve in the latter half of the day.

Just got a chance to read this.....classic, Deano

[Monker]

Wow, it's almost like the Night Before Christmas, MR Style. Dean, you're... well, you. Crazy fucker.

Oh, please, "Night Before Christmas" was actually written by a good writer.

Don't compare a classic like that to an amature wannabe. It's like comparing Arnel to Perry. One wants to be the other, but he'll NEVER make it there.

Sorry, but your comparison is just WAY OUT THERE.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you with bigfoot's dick in your mouth. Get over yourself dipshit. You're out of line getting that worked up. And don't EVER tell me what I can and can not compare. Capice?

Me, get over myself? I don't think that's ever going to happen.

Look, Dean's entertaining, fine...Consider it a funny post, fine. None of that bothers me.

But, comparing it to Nightmare Before Christmas? That's just loopy. You must really enjoy sloppy writing in your classics if you think those two are equal.

[RedWingFan]

Wow, it's almost like the Night Before Christmas, MR Style. Dean, you're... well, you. Crazy fucker.

Oh, please, "Night Before Christmas" was actually written by a good writer.

Don't compare a classic like that to an amature wannabe. It's like comparing Arnel to Perry. One wants to be the other, but he'll NEVER make it there.

Sorry, but your comparison is just WAY OUT THERE.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you with bigfoot's dick in your mouth. Get over yourself dipshit. You're out of line getting that worked up. And don't EVER tell me what I can and can not compare. Capice?

Me, get over myself? I don't think that's ever going to happen.

Look, Dean's entertaining, fine...Consider it a funny post, fine. None of that bothers me.

But, comparing it to Nightmare Before Christmas? That's just loopy. You must really enjoy sloppy writing in your classics if you think those two are equal.

Monker, seriously you're a dumbass. I can honestly say this post is more worthwhile reading than all of your posts put together. FACT!

[Rhiannon]

But, comparing it to Nightmare Before Christmas? That's just loopy. You must really enjoy sloppy writing in your classics if you think those two are equal.

A good humored allegorical simile.

[RedWingFan]

But, comparing it to Nightmare Before Christmas? That's just loopy. You must really enjoy sloppy writing in your classics if you think those two are equal.

A good humored allegorical simile.

I mean yeah, that's what I meant to say

[Rhiannon]

But, comparing it to Nightmare Before Christmas? That's just loopy. You must really enjoy sloppy writing in your classics if you think those two are equal.

A good humored allegorical simile.

I mean yeah, that's what I meant to say

Thanks for having my back, anyway. You're good people.

[RedWingFan]

But, comparing it to Nightmare Before Christmas? That's just loopy. You must really enjoy sloppy writing in your classics if you think those two are equal.

A good humored allegorical simile.

I mean yeah, that's what I meant to say

Thanks for having my back, anyway. You're good people.

Thanks for introducing me to the term "allegorical simile"
You're pretty edjumacated for one of them there southerners.

[Saint John]

Wow, it's almost like the Night Before Christmas, MR Style. Dean, you're... well, you. Crazy fucker.

Oh, please, "Night Before Christmas" was actually written by a good writer.

Don't compare a classic like that to an amature wannabe. It's like comparing Arnel to Perry. One wants to be the other, but he'll NEVER make it there.

Sorry, but your comparison is just WAY OUT THERE.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you with bigfoot's dick in your mouth. Get over yourself dipshit. You're out of line getting that worked up. And don't EVER tell me what I can and can not compare. Capice?

Me, get over myself? I don't think that's ever going to happen.

Look, Dean's entertaining, fine...Consider it a funny post, fine. None of that bothers me.

But, comparing it to Nightmare Before Christmas? That's just loopy. You must really enjoy sloppy writing in your classics if you think those two are equal.

I'd like to get drunk and run you over with a riding lawn mower. You're the epitome of why Meth heads shouldn't have kids. Somewhere in the vast cornfields of that shit state, better known as Iowa, there is an unmarked shallow grave with your name on it. Find it!!!

[Rhiannon]

Wow, it's almost like the Night Before Christmas, MR Style. Dean, you're... well, you. Crazy fucker.

Oh, please, "Night Before Christmas" was actually written by a good writer.

Don't compare a classic like that to an amature wannabe. It's like comparing Arnel to Perry. One wants to be the other, but he'll NEVER make it there.

Sorry, but your comparison is just WAY OUT THERE.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you with bigfoot's dick in your mouth. Get over yourself dipshit. You're out of line getting that worked up. And don't EVER tell me what I can and can not compare. Capice?

Me, get over myself? I don't think that's ever going to happen.

Look, Dean's entertaining, fine...Consider it a funny post, fine. None of that bothers me.

But, comparing it to Nightmare Before Christmas? That's just loopy. You must really enjoy sloppy writing in your classics if you think those two are equal.

I'd like to get drunk and run you over with a riding lawn mower. You're the epitome of why Meth heads shouldn't have kids. Somewhere in the vast cornfields of that shit state, better known as Iowa, there is an unmarked shallow grave with your name on it. Find it!!!

Yeah, that too.

[Monker]

Monker, seriously you're a dumbass. I can honestly say this post is more worthwhile reading than all of your posts put together. FACT!

I really don't care.

The simple truth is that I think that anybody who believes that any post made in the entire history of this forum is comparable to Nightmare Before Christmas is pretty fucked in the head and doesn't understand what classic of a tale that really is. If you don't me saying that, move along...arguing with me is just enabling me to repeat it, over and over again.

This is more comparable to some B movie on the SciFi channel on Saturday night. You know, it's OK on the surface, but when it comes right down to it, it's pretty damn amaturish.

[Rhiannon]

But, comparing it to Nightmare Before Christmas? That's just loopy. You must really enjoy sloppy writing in your classics if you think those two are equal.

A good humored allegorical simile.

I mean yeah, that's what I meant to say

Thanks for having my back, anyway. You're good people.

Thanks for introducing me to the term "allegorical simile"
You're pretty edjumacated for one of them there southerners.

Aw, shucks.

[Monker]

Wow, it's almost like the Night Before Christmas, MR Style. Dean, you're... well, you. Crazy fucker.

Oh, please, "Night Before Christmas" was actually written by a good writer.

Don't compare a classic like that to an amature wannabe. It's like comparing Arnel to Perry. One wants to be the other, but he'll NEVER make it there.

Sorry, but your comparison is just WAY OUT THERE.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you with bigfoot's dick in your mouth. Get over yourself dipshit. You're out of line getting that worked up. And don't EVER tell me what I can and can not compare. Capice?

Me, get over myself? I don't think that's ever going to happen.

Look, Dean's entertaining, fine...Consider it a funny post, fine. None of that bothers me.

But, comparing it to Nightmare Before Christmas? That's just loopy. You must really enjoy sloppy writing in your classics if you think those two are equal.

I'd like to get drunk and run you over with a riding lawn mower. You're the epitome of why Meth heads shouldn't have kids. Somewhere in the vast cornfields of that shit state, better known as Iowa, there is an unmarked shallow grave with your name on it. Find it!!!

Been there, done that, crawled out of it and will now annoy you until someone chops off my head and sends me back.