A Day in the Life of McNeice (Part 1)

by **Rhiannon** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:22 pm

Monker wrote:Nightmare Before Christmas.

Imbecile, you don't even know why you're arguing. I said "Night". :roll:

by **RedWingFan** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:23 pm

Monker wrote:
RaiderFan wrote:Monker, seriously you're a dumbass. I can honestly say this post is more worthwhile reading than all of your posts put together. FACT!

I really don't care.

The simple truth is that I think that anybody who believes that any post made in the entire history of this forum is comparable to Nightmare Before Christmas is pretty fucked in the head and doesn't understand what classic of a tale that really is. If you don't me saying that, move along...arguing with me is just enabling me to repeat it, over and over again.

This is more comparable to some B movie on the SciFi channel on Saturday night. You know, it's OK on the surface, but when it comes right down to it, it's pretty damn amaturish.

Why don't you rip off Oprah and start, "Monker's book club" or "Monkers great movies that aren't allowed to be compared to even in jest club"? So we can all ignore it. :lol:

by **Monker** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:25 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
Monker wrote:Nightmare Before Christmas.

Imbecile, you don't even know why you're arguing. I said "Night".

Ah, well, that's complete different...

Nevermind

LOL...too funny.

by **Monker** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:28 pm

RaiderFan wrote:Why don't you rip off Oprah and start, "Monker's book club" or "Monkers great movies that aren't allowed to be compared to even in jest club"? So we can all ignore it.

If I am so easy to ignore, why can't you start doing it now?

by **RedWingFan** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:28 pm

Monker wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Monker wrote:Nightmare Before Christmas.

Imbecile, you don't even know why you're arguing. I said "Night".

Ah, well, that's complete different...

Nevermind

LOL...too funny.

Told you!!!! Dumbass! :lol:

by **RedWingFan** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:30 pm

Monker wrote:
RaiderFan wrote:Why don't you rip off Oprah and start, "Monker's book club" or "Monkers great movies that aren't allowed to be compared to even in jest club"? So we can all ignore it.

If I am so easy to ignore, why can't you start doing it now?

I've spent the last 18 months ignoring you. Never really had a problem. Just got irked being critical of a comparison to this post. Ridiculous. :roll:

by **Monker** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:31 pm

RaiderFan wrote:
Monker wrote:
RaiderFan wrote:Why don't you rip off Oprah and start, "Monker's book club" or "Monkers great movies that aren't allowed to be compared to even in jest club"? So we can all ignore it.

If I am so easy to ignore, why can't you start doing it now?

I've spent the last 18 months ignoring you. Never really had a problem. Just got irked being critical of a comparison to this post. Ridiculous.

Ah, so I 'irked' you? Too bad. You're still not able to ignore me!

by **RedWingFan** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:35 pm

Monker wrote:
RaiderFan wrote:
Monker wrote:
RaiderFan wrote:Why don't you rip off Oprah and start, "Monker's book club" or "Monkers great movies that aren't allowed to be compared to even in jest club"? So we can all ignore it.

If I am so easy to ignore, why can't you start doing it now?

I've spent the last 18 months ignoring you. Never really had a problem. Just got irked being critical of a comparison to this post. Ridiculous.

Ah, so I 'irked' you? Too bad. You're still not able to ignore me!

Yeah, I've never had them. But I'd imagine you're kinda annoying like 'roids. :lol:

How's that for a comparison? :lol:

by **Rhiannon** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:38 pm

RaiderFan wrote:How's that for a comparison?

"Annoying as 'roids." ...Good simile. :wink:

by **squirt1** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:06 pm

Deano- Funny post and you have always had an entertaining way of writing to say the least. Take all of your most profound writings and have them published and maybe Andrew would help you sell if you included his replies. Have a blessed Christmas !

by **Liam** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:52 pm

Bravo Deano. That was fuckin' hilarious. Thanks. :lol:

BTW...COWBOYS BABY. :lol:

by **Rhiannon** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:54 pm

Liam wrote:COWBOYS BABY.

Hey, Liam, how about those Miami Dolphins? Quite the team, huh? :twisted:

by **Liam** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:55 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
Liam wrote:COWBOYS BABY.

Hey, Liam, how about those Miami Dolphins? Quite the team, huh?

No kidding. I think they'll run away with the Super Bowl title this year. :lol:

by **Rhiannon** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:00 pm

Liam wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Liam wrote:COWBOYS BABY.

Hey, Liam, how about those Miami Dolphins? Quite the team, huh?

No kidding. I think they'll run away with the Super Bowl title this year.

Totally, let's elect all their starters to the Pro Bowl!!

by **Liam** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:02 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
Liam wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Liam wrote:COWBOYS BABY.

Hey, Liam, how about those Miami Dolphins? Quite the team, huh?

No kidding. I think they'll run away with the Super Bowl title this year.

Totally, let's elect all their starters to the Pro Bowl!!

I've already voted them in. :lol:

by **Rhiannon** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:08 pm

Liam wrote:I've already voted them in.

by **Liam** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:10 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
Liam wrote:I've already voted them in.

Aww...c'mon...the 'Fins ROCK. :lol:

by **Rhiannon** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:11 pm

Liam wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Liam wrote:I've already voted them in.

Aww...c'mon...the 'Fins ROCK.

Woo hoo!! Reverse perfect season, baby!! :lol:

by **Liam** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:13 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
Liam wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Liam wrote:I've already voted them in.

Aww...c'mon...the 'Fins ROCK.

Woo hoo!! Reverse perfect season, baby!!

No...they're comin' from behind. OH WAIT...taking it UP the behind. :lol:

by *Laura » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:55 pm

Rockindeano wrote:Awakening at 630AM Kangaroo time

After I wiped off my monitor and recovered from laughing for 10 straight minutes on that one... :lol:

...I came back and read it all.More :lol:

.

It's such a vivid picture of this nutty asylum....LOL

Nice job,Deano.

by **Little Lenny** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:26 pm

Rockindeano wrote:Andrew McNeice, Godfather of Rock n Roll Journalism, well, the wireless kind anyway, resides Down Under, on the small island of Tasmania, off the southern tip of Australia. Nestled into a corner of his house is the office, a getaway of sorts for the Man behind the avatar...the enforcement avatar that is. See, Andrew wears a rack of hats. Since he owns his own Public Website, he must wear the hats of News coordinator, story teller, concert reviewer, contact us dept, interviewer, and last but certainly not least, public message board Moderator. Now, before you think moderator doesn't possess any in depth skill, think again. In the Melodicrock.com stable of message boards, 58 in all, one and only one of those stand out; some say a jewel, many others say it resembles that of a real stinker. We are talking about the Journey Board of course. An eclectic group of people spanning the globe from Calgary to England, and Tasmania to Los Angeles. Many different colouful folks make up the place and much, if not most of the time, there is something brewing on Melodicrock.com's Journey Board.

Awakening at 630AM Kangaroo time, Andrew wavers down the hall and out to the driveway to retrieve the newspaper, and hustles nonstop, back into the house and straight into the shitter. He pours over last night's NHL scores Taking too much time on the crapper, He blows off the shower like a Euro, and gets dressed and heads to the Office. He sits down in his throne and says a little prayer:

"Dear God, please I ask of you, don't let the Journey Board be in shambles. I sent AR and Deano on holiday(gay term for suspension), so that should help, right God? I cut HOTS off and hopefully St John didn't post last night drunk. Thank you God"

The computer boots up and it's showtime. What to do? goes through Mac's brain. Check email from the USA? Maybe it's JSS or Neal Schon? Naw, Neal would never email him back in a timely fashion. Perhaps one of those hair band bassists would return an email. After all, who gives a shit about some Euro hair bassist? Maybe he should finish writing that review from the Dokken show that took place at King Edwards Fish and Chips in South Hampton? Or maybe, no definitely, he should go straight to the Journey board. One can literally see the flames emanating from the screen as the page loads. It's hot in there, real hot.

"Fuck off HOTS! You skanky whore" writes a certain poster from a western state. Eyes roll and calmness departs. Andrew has now arrived and more importantly, has woken up. The Journey board resembles New York City...it NEVER sleeps. Once logged on, he sees his moderator class name highlighted in red. You would think chatter and fired up diatribes would quiet themselves but to Andrew's horror, they don't. In fact, they intensify. His presence only fuels the situation. He looks up and sees he has 46 Private Messages and most of the titles name a certain Deano and angry in the title, while some include the names AR and St John. Back on the Board, some moronic poster is complaining of the lack of cultural understanding and wants answers. St John gave him one. "Fuck you." Andrew needed something to combat the early morning squabbles. He headed for the fridge and grabbed a cold one. Yes, a cold beer at 743AM. After downing his brew, he posts an auto response entitled, "The next person who hurls abuse" and was received by the newbies as a toneful disciplinarian move, while the veteran posters all laughed in unison. Upon further reading, AR has told anyone who would listen what Arnel Pineda's meal of choice is, Neal Schon's height or lack therof, Strangerey has written about his complete disgust of Neal Schon and Jon Cain, Scarab Gator has been cheerleading, Moonbeam has been talking in a language no one understands, St John has reported his alcohol intake for the last minute, hour and day, Red13 JoePa has spoken in broken code about something, Nealisgod posted another NFL thread, Liam has talked up the Dallas Cowboys, yet again, Angie won't change the purple ink, larry from next door wont use caps or punctuation, Abitaman still can't spel, Rick has pledged allegiance to his union, Raiderfan and conversationpc have copied and pasted the GOP talking points for the day, OhSherrie has once again told them they were full of shit, Cyndy remarked on the beauty of San Francisco, Deb commented how bad her hometown hockey team is, Treetopovoska is myopic, Rhiannon wants to fuck with someone, and Granny wants a good hard...you know

Another hour in the life of the Journey Board. It will, like it's name, evolve in the latter half of the day.

LMAO...... :lol:

by **Andrew** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:35 pm

9.32PM now....the Kangaroo's are finishing up for the day and the possums are running wild everywhere (they are nutters at night)....
The Wombat's are burrowing into their holes for the night and the Devils are out scavanging...eating everything in sight.
Potaroos and Echidna's are still wandering around....and I'm about to catch up on 2 weeks worth of e-mail

Just thought an end of day update was needed.

by **Deb** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:37 am

Andrew wrote:9.32PM now....the Kangaroo's are finishing up for the day and the possums are running wild everywhere (they are nutters at night)....
The Wombat's are burrowing into their holes for the night and the Devils are out scavanging...eating everything in sight.
Potaroos and Echidna's are still wandering around....and I'm about to catch up on 2 weeks worth of e-mail

Just thought an end of day update was needed.

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:09 am

Monker wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Wow, it's almost like the Night Before Christmas, MR Style. Dean, you're... well, you. Crazy fucker.

Oh, please, "Night Before Christmas" was actually written by a good writer.

Rain rain go away....fuckheads all around I see.

Don't compare a classic like that to an amature wannabe.

Haha, you stupid shit, I never said I was a good writer, but I will now. Yeah, I think I can write and had I really wanted to, I could write ten-fold better than this and a million times better than you Britt. You negative ass wart. All you do is harp on negatives and piss on everyone's fun. I was trying to instill smiles for the Board, and no, I didn't have you in mind; at all. After you go Google the author of Night Before Christmas, I can definitely say to you, I have much more humour in my writing than that author and I have a ton more ability than do you asshole.

It's like comparing Arnel to Perry. One wants to be the other, but he'll NEVER make it there.

Again, sour grapes, Bitch. I could make it as a writer, but guess what? I don't want to be a writer. You know fuckface, you are the male PROPERRY. Always bitching, and never, never contributing nothing, zilch, zip. The day you author a single post or contribute anything of meaning, that will be the day this Board has in fact lived.

Sorry, but your comparison is just WAY OUT THERE.[/quote]

by **StevePerryHair** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:10 am

Where is part 2?

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:13 am

StevePerryHair wrote:Where is part 2?

Enroute.

Shall we get Britt's permission prior? Don't want her upset.

by **StevePerryHair** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:17 am

Rockindeano wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Where is part 2?

Enroute.

Shall we get Britt's permission prior? Don't want her upset.

How bad is it? :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:30 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Where is part 2?

Enroute.

Shall we get Britt's permission prior? Don't want her upset.

How bad is it?

You're lucky I love you, know that? I was being sarcastic and referring to that bitch Monker!

The story is PG/R.

by **StevePerryHair** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:39 am

Rockindeano wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Where is part 2?

Enroute.

Shall we get Britt's permission prior? Don't want her upset.

How bad is it?

You're lucky I love you, know that? I was being sarcastic and referring to that bitch Monker!

The story is PG/R.

by **Moon Beam** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:05 am

Andrew wrote:The Wombat's are burrowing into their holes for the night

is that what you call it in Aussie land? :lol:

Thanks for the short story of sorts Dean, funny and entertaining.
Hope you complete a part 2 soon.
Where those sentences in a language you can understand Sir?

MR

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