OT: Anyone Here Golf?

[T-Bone]

My new book

Many of you don't know it but I have been very busy over the past 20 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. As I
Am now approaching retirement and being very proud of the results, I am asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy.

Here is the Table of Contents from my new book, "Winning Golf Strategies", which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the game, observations of golfing partners and professionals.

Table of Contents:


Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Urinate Behind a 4" x 4" Post Undetected.

Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th.

Chapter 13 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 14 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 16 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 17 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 18 - Use a Strong Grip on the Hand Wedge and a Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.

Chapter 19 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl and give her a $3 Tip,
but Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff The Bartender.......

Chapter 20 - How to Pass a Field Sobriety Test in the Rough.

Chapter 21 - Using the Lord's Name in Vain Without Drawing
Attention from the Clubhouse.

Chapter 22 - Mulligans; Keeping The Game Real!

Chapter 23 - Benefit Tournaments; Its Not About the Event, Its
About the Trophies!!!!!

Chapter 24 - Executing Figure 8's, Donuts and Power Slides on the Green in Your Cart.

And my most favorite;

Chapter 25 - The Relationship Between Good Clubs and The Value To You at the Pawn Shop.

Hopefully you will find my book intriguing, inspiring and most importantly, purchase a copy!



Good reading!!
Foster C. Greene Jr.

[larryfromnextdoor]

golf is an elitist past-time,, its not a sport , even though a ball is used,, -george carlin

[ScarabGator]

I golf religiously but sadly I dont think a book would help me unless it can hit the ball better than I can with my fairway woods....

[ForceInfinity]

At least you can hit the god damned ball. I'm lucky if the stick makes contact...

[Rick]

My new book

Many of you don't know it but I have been very busy over the past 20 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. As I
Am now approaching retirement and being very proud of the results, I am asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy.

Here is the Table of Contents from my new book, "Winning Golf Strategies", which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the game, observations of golfing partners and professionals.

Table of Contents:


Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Urinate Behind a 4" x 4" Post Undetected.

Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th.

Chapter 13 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 14 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 16 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 17 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 18 - Use a Strong Grip on the Hand Wedge and a Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.

Chapter 19 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl and give her a $3 Tip,
but Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff The Bartender.......

Chapter 20 - How to Pass a Field Sobriety Test in the Rough.

Chapter 21 - Using the Lord's Name in Vain Without Drawing
Attention from the Clubhouse.

Chapter 22 - Mulligans; Keeping The Game Real!

Chapter 23 - Benefit Tournaments; Its Not About the Event, Its
About the Trophies!!!!!

Chapter 24 - Executing Figure 8's, Donuts and Power Slides on the Green in Your Cart.

And my most favorite;

Chapter 25 - The Relationship Between Good Clubs and The Value To You at the Pawn Shop.

Hopefully you will find my book intriguing, inspiring and most importantly, purchase a copy!



Good reading!!
Foster C. Greene Jr.

[Moon Beam]

The only golfing I've ever done is taking the odd swing at
Hubby's round ones.

[m]

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

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by guest writers Liam & AR,,,


the book sounds like more fun than golf, lol

[WickedGail]

My new book

Many of you don't know it but I have been very busy over the past 20 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. As I
Am now approaching retirement and being very proud of the results, I am asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy.

Here is the Table of Contents from my new book, "Winning Golf Strategies", which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the game, observations of golfing partners and professionals.

Table of Contents:


Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Urinate Behind a 4" x 4" Post Undetected.

Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th.

Chapter 13 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 14 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 16 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 17 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 18 - Use a Strong Grip on the Hand Wedge and a Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.

Chapter 19 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl and give her a $3 Tip,
but Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff The Bartender.......

Chapter 20 - How to Pass a Field Sobriety Test in the Rough.

Chapter 21 - Using the Lord's Name in Vain Without Drawing
Attention from the Clubhouse.

Chapter 22 - Mulligans; Keeping The Game Real!

Chapter 23 - Benefit Tournaments; Its Not About the Event, Its
About the Trophies!!!!!

Chapter 24 - Executing Figure 8's, Donuts and Power Slides on the Green in Your Cart.

And my most favorite;

Chapter 25 - The Relationship Between Good Clubs and The Value To You at the Pawn Shop.

Hopefully you will find my book intriguing, inspiring and most importantly, purchase a copy!



Good reading!!
Foster C. Greene Jr.

I love the game of golf! i I try to get in a game in season at least once a week and travel to the warm weather spots to go too. I usually shoot around 80 which is pretty good I'm told for a part time duffer. How will I be able to get this book and I want an autographed copy? Do you ever travel to watch any of the majors? I do! Next stop Augusta baby! Masters here I come!

Gail

[WickedGail]

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

.

by guest writers Liam & AR,,,


the book sounds like more fun than golf, lol

Oh that's an easy one! A hole in one on an early round and you just happen to have beer in the cart !!!!!!

Gail

PS Then the proper use of number 9 would come in handy

[sniper16]

maybe i could put the ball on top of the book to help my divot