Holiday wishes to all Democrats

[dcvader]

To My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

[NealIsGod]

Nice. Merry Christmas to you, too! And if that offends anyone, too bad.

[Red13JoePa]

Good work outa DCVades.

[MCC620]

To My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

hysterical

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too!

[stoliddrummer]

That is awesome!

[The Sushi Hunter]

Yeah! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! That is a wonderful piece of work written above, but we can all just sum it all up by the simple short "Happy Holidays " Is there any Emoticons that expresses kicking someone square in the nuts? If so, I would like to apply it to the Happy Holidays.

[Rhiannon]

Vader... dude, the way your mind works is fantastical.

[Clasicrockldy]

I am a Democrat, and I don't give a fuck for the long winded Christmas speech.
I say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

It was a great speech DC!

[X factor]

I am a Democrat, and I don't give a fuck for the long winded Christmas speech.
I say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

It was a great speech DC!

Me too- being a Democrat doesn't NECESSARILY mean you're a PC idiot
Merry Christmas to all...

[journeyrock]

To My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone! I AM republican and proud of it......I think. Let's put it this way, I'm conservative, that's a better choice of words at this juncture.

[Skylorde]

Thought I'd share this

A Condensed Version of History?

For those who slept through World History 101...... here is a condensed version.

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were:

1. The invention of beer, and

2. The invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer, and the beer to the man.

These facts formed the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals

2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and?group hugs, the evolution of the Hollywood actor, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide all the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years, Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively.
Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history.......

[Lula]

Merry Christmas Dave and a very Happy New Year to you!

with all my love,
your favorite bleeding heart commie liberal
lula

[Rockindeano]

Merry Christmas Dave and a very Happy New Year to you!

with all my love,
your favorite bleeding heart commie liberal
lula

No shit. You are too far left for me Ludogg.

[CatEyes]

definately a very liberal democrat here who :

prefers French food

french food must be consumed with a white French wind, preferrably a Pouilly Fuisse

those are the important parts

other than that

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Cat

[ohsherrie]

I'm just a smidgen to the right of Dean and a little more to the right of Cat, but I'm way the hell to the left of RF and Dave(convpc) so I guess I'll drink beer but I won't eat the deer.

[bluejeangirl76]

Nice. Merry Christmas to you, too! And if that offends anyone, too bad.

Exactly.

p.s. - the more offended someone gets by "Merry Christmas", the more likely I am to say it.

[ohsherrie]

Nice. Merry Christmas to you, too! And if that offends anyone, too bad.

Exactly.

p.s. - the more offended someone gets by "Merry Christmas", the more likely I am to say it.

Are there really people who are offended by that or is it just a bunch of media driven PC bullshit? I just can't imagine anyone being that petty and if they are they deserve to get offended.

[Rhiannon]

Nice. Merry Christmas to you, too! And if that offends anyone, too bad.

Exactly.

p.s. - the more offended someone gets by "Merry Christmas", the more likely I am to say it.

Are there really people who are offended by that or is it just a bunch of media driven PC bullshit? I just can't imagine anyone being that petty and if they are they deserve to get offended.

Amenicus Maximus, Sherricus! Not ONLY Merry Christmas! But Merry Hey Guess What There Was This Dude Named Christ Born, We're Not Sure When It Was Chronologically in the Year, No Thanks to You Council of Nicea, so We Celebrate it on December 25th. Mas means birthday, So Merry Baby Jesus' Birthday!

...and Happy Hannukah (aka, "Right on! The Lord blessed us with a bunch of stuff we really needed for a week! He rocks, lets Celebrate it!") too.

[dcvader]

Nice. Merry Christmas to you, too! And if that offends anyone, too bad.

Exactly.

p.s. - the more offended someone gets by "Merry Christmas", the more likely I am to say it.

Are there really people who are offended by that or is it just a bunch of media driven PC bullshit? I just can't imagine anyone being that petty and if they are they deserve to get offended.

OS, Yes there are plenty of people out there that buy into this whole PC anti-Christmas bullshit. Hell, most retailers have been trying to kiss everyones ass the last few years. This year "we can't say Merry Christmas" now this year they can. Total flip-flop BS.

It is totally driven by the media. Most regular people come home and watch network news and get fed all this shit and buy into it hook line and sinker.

If you happen to celebrate a different holiday, I don't care and I have no problem with it. Just don't take down the Christmas tree in the town square because some rag head says he is offended. Hell even put up is symbol around the corner. If they are soooo fucking upset and offended they should go back to their home land.

[MJM1959]

Dear Children,

It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking my name out of the season.

Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate my birthday on what was actually a time of pagan festival. Although I do appreciate being remembered anytime.

How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate my birth, just love one another.

Now, having said that let me go on. If it bothers you that the town in which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting my birth, then just get rid of a couple of Santas and snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your own front lawn. If all my followers did that there wouldn't be any need for such a scene on the town square because there would be many of them all around town.

Stop worrying about the fact that people are calling the tree a holiday tree, instead of a Christmas tree. It was I who made all trees worthy of being honored. You can remember me any time you see any tree.

Decorate a grape vine if you wish: I actually spoke of that one in a teaching, explaining who I am in relation to
you and what each of our tasks was. (If you've forgotten that one, look up John 15:1-8.)

If you want to give me a present in remembrance of my birth here is my wish list. Choose something from it:

1. Instead of writing protest letters objecting to the way my birthday is being celebrated, write letters of love and hope to soldiers away from home. They are terribly afraid and lonely this time of year. I know, they tell me all the time.

2. Visit someone in a nursing home. You don't have to know them personally. They just need to know that someone cares about them.

3. Instead of writing Mr. Bush complaining about the wording on the cards his staff sent out this year, why don't you write and tell him that you'll be praying for him and his family this year. Then follow up. It will be nice hearing from you again.

4. Instead of giving your children a lot of gifts you can't afford and they don't need, spend time with them. Tell them the story of my birth, and why I came to live with you down here. Hold them in your arms and remind them that I love them.

5. Pick someone that has hurt you in the past and forgive him or her.

6. Did you know that someone in your town will attempt to take their own life this season because they feel so alone and hopeless? Since you don't know who that person is, try giving everyone you meet a warm smile; it could make the difference.

7. Instead of nit picking about what the retailer in your town calls the holiday, be patient with the people who work there. Give them a warm smile and a kind word. Even if they aren't allowed to wish you a "Merry Christmas" that doesn't keep you from wishing them one. Then stop shopping there on Sunday. If the store didn't make so much money on that day they'd close and let their employees spend the day at home with their families.

8. If you really want to make a difference, support a missionary--especially one who takes my love and Good News to those who have never heard my name.

9. Here's a good one. There are individuals and whole families in your town who not only will have no "Christmas" tree, but neither will they have any presents to give or receive. If you don't know them, buy some food and a few gifts and give them to the Salvation Army or some other charity which believes in me and they will make the delivery for you. Or send a check to that church you pass every day on your way to work or shopping; people there are well aware of needs in your town and will make sure your gift is used wisely.

10. Finally, if you want to make a statement about your belief in and loyalty to me, then behave like a Christian. Don't do things in secret that you wouldn't do in my presence. Let people know by your actions that you are one of mine.

Don't forget I can take care of myself. Just love me and do what I have told you to do. I'll take care of all the rest. Check out the list above and get to work; time is short. I'll help you, but the ball is now in your court.

And do have a most blessed Christmas with all those whom you love, and remember: I love you,

Jesus

[SteveForever]

nice one DC!

[Granny]

Happy Chanukah to all my friends and OH yeah, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year...

I'm lucky, I get a present every nights for 8 nights....

[Perrydise]

Is it Easter yet?


Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah to everyone. Enjoy the holidays.

[ohsherrie]

OS, Yes there are plenty of people out there that buy into this whole PC anti-Christmas bullshit. Hell, most retailers have been trying to kiss everyones ass the last few years. This year "we can't say Merry Christmas" now this year they can. Total flip-flop BS.

It is totally driven by the media. Most regular people come home and watch network news and get fed all this shit and buy into it hook line and sinker.

If you happen to celebrate a different holiday, I don't care and I have no problem with it. Just don't take down the Christmas tree in the town square because some rag head says he is offended. Hell even put up is symbol around the corner. If they are soooo fucking upset and offended they should go back to their home land.

You're preachin' to the choir here Dave. I think everyone should have the right to celebrate this, or any other holiday in whatever way suits them. They don't have to suit me, it's not my holiday they're celebrating. I celebrate my way and they can celebrate theirs.

If someone comes up to me and says Happy Kwanzaa I'm going to take that as them wishing me well even if I don't know what the hell they're talking about. I think wishing somebody the best wishes of whatever holiday should be acceped in the spirit in which it's given regardless of the religion behind the holiday.

Everything is taken to extremes in this country now. That's why there's such a gap between the Reps and Dems. There shouldn't be that huge a chasm between the two. They should both want what's best for this country and neither extreme fills that bill.

[Journey69]

To My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

hysterical

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too!

I love that.. Anyone that says Happy holidays during Christmas..I say Merry Christmas back to them..If they don't like it..They can go back to their own F'n country.. If we tried that shit in their country,we would get strung up by our balls!!

[TigerBite]

Nice. Merry Christmas to you, too! And if that offends anyone, too bad.

Exactly.

p.s. - the more offended someone gets by "Merry Christmas", the more likely I am to say it.

Amen, sister.