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Postby KenTheDude » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:21 am

From the article:

"....Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana — "so it can have a normal family life."..."

LMAO!!!! :!: :!:

Louisiana?? NORMAL? :?: :?: LMAO!!! :!:
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Jamie-Lynn: America's Jailbait Sweetie

Postby StoneCold » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:28 am

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Re: Jamie-Lynn: America's Jailbait Sweetie

Postby RossValoryRocks » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:32 am

StoneCold wrote:http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/12/jamielynn-and-a-study-in-statutory-rape.php


http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html

The age of consent in Louisiana is 17...her boyfriend should be going to Jail.
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Re: Jamie-Lynn: America's Jailbait Sweetie

Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:34 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:
StoneCold wrote:http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/12/jamielynn-and-a-study-in-statutory-rape.php


http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html

The age of consent in Louisiana is 17...her boyfriend should be going to Jail.


How do you know it wasn't her stepdad or grandpappy? It is the South you know?

My money is on Uncle Cleo or Pastor Jim.
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Re: Jamie-Lynn: America's Jailbait Sweetie

Postby G.I.Jim » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:46 am

Rockindeano wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:
StoneCold wrote:http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/12/jamielynn-and-a-study-in-statutory-rape.php


http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html

The age of consent in Louisiana is 17...her boyfriend should be going to Jail.


How do you know it wasn't her stepdad or grandpappy? It is the South you know?

My money is on Uncle Cleo or Pastor Jim.


We do play banjos down here! dink a dink dink dink dink dink dink dink! :shock: She got a purdy mouth...
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Re: Jamie-Lynn: America's Jailbait Sweetie

Postby StoneCold » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:15 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:
StoneCold wrote:http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/12/jamielynn-and-a-study-in-statutory-rape.php


http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html

The age of consent in Louisiana is 17...her boyfriend should be going to Jail.


How do you know it wasn't her stepdad or grandpappy? It is the South you know?

My money is on Uncle Cleo or Pastor Jim.


We do play banjos down here! dink a dink dink dink dink dink dink dink! :shock: She got a purdy mouth...


Spears baby daddy:

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Re: Jamie-Lynn: America's Jailbait Sweetie

Postby ScarabGator » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:15 am

Rockindeano wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:
StoneCold wrote:http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/12/jamielynn-and-a-study-in-statutory-rape.php


http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html

The age of consent in Louisiana is 17...her boyfriend should be going to Jail.


How do you know it wasn't her stepdad or grandpappy? It is the South you know?

My money is on Uncle Cleo or Pastor Jim.


way to stereotype us deano. I'd hate for you to find out how southerners feel about californians....
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Re: Jamie-Lynn: America's Jailbait Sweetie

Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:19 am

ScarabGator wrote:
way to stereotype us deano. I'd hate for you to find out how southerners feel about californians....


Let me guess. Faggots, lesbos, fruits and nuts, tree huggers, Gore lovers...

Yeah, we hear you, or y'all, we just don't listen. Remember, California is the king of the jungle. We lead this nation in everything.
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Re: Jamie-Lynn: America's Jailbait Sweetie

Postby Red13JoePa » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:26 am

Rockindeano wrote:How do you know it wasn't her stepdad or grandpappy? It is the South you know?

My money is on Uncle Cleo or Pastor Jim.



Make sure you footnote the Suzer on that scenario....just one her many shocking life experiences.
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Re: Jamie-Lynn: America's Jailbait Sweetie

Postby ScarabGator » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:34 am

Rockindeano wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:
way to stereotype us deano. I'd hate for you to find out how southerners feel about californians....


Let me guess. Faggots, lesbos, fruits and nuts, tree huggers, Gore lovers...

Yeah, we hear you, or y'all, we just don't listen. Remember, California is the king of the jungle. We lead this nation in everything.

except football.
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Postby chf34jmac » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:41 am

If she remembers her baby's name, she'll be at least ten miles ahead of her sister in the parenting department.
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Postby scarygirl » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:58 am

STORY_TELLER wrote:White trash is as white trash does.


She made a bad decison, not unlike thousands of other Americans. The only difference being our mistakes aren't played out to the masses. Yes, her and her momma came forward to announce it, but that's smart PR.

When do we (women) fall from non trash to trash? Is it from 1st sex or 1st pregnancy? My guess is the latter as pregnancy is the ultimate sign of mispent deeds. If she is trash, count the boy in the mix too. It is cases like this that should really teach kids that despite what the media tells you, it's better to abstain entirely and wait. Wait until you've fulfilled your dreams and graduated college or whatever training necessary to substain yourself for life.
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Postby StoneCold » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:08 am

scarygirl wrote:
STORY_TELLER wrote:White trash is as white trash does.


... If she is trash, count the boy in the mix too. ...

... to substain yourself for life.


I posted above about the double standard. A 17yo black male spent 2 years of a 10 year sentence in for statutory while this 20yo gonna be praised for "standing by her".

Sustaining won't be a problem unless the Spears clan manages to spend all that mula in the next few years. You gotta wonder what her mom and dad are doing while she's hooking up. For sure they don't care. They hit the jackpot with Britney years ago.

Best part is "GranMama" Spears "Parenting" book's probably gonna be shelved.

Karma.
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Postby StoneCold » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:03 am

SteveForever wrote:
... We won't see any of them in 5 more years just like the people from sitcoms and pop culture 5 years ago=fade away rich.


Wish it were true but I don't think we're gonna be so lucky.

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Postby Arkansas » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:15 am

STORY_TELLER wrote:White trash is as white trash does.


You can take the girl outta the country, but not the ... well, you know.


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Postby Granny » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:20 am

What mother lets her 15 yo daughter live outside the home with a guy? I have 2 daughters and I would have locked them in "closet" and thrown away the key....my god, she couldn't even drive and she was living with a guy?

Guess things are different in LA. :cry: :cry: :twisted:
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Postby ScarabGator » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:21 am

Arkansas wrote:
STORY_TELLER wrote:White trash is as white trash does.


You can take the girl outta the country, but not the ... well, you know.


later~


And thank God for that! Just like the Beach Boys(or was it David Lee Roth) sing "And the southern girls with the way they talk they knock me out when Im down there...."
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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:05 am

Now CNN reports Lynne Spears has delayed her parenting book indefinitely. Wow, shocking.

I think the press is bullshit for this. She is a kid who made a mistake. Goddammit, leave her alone! Seriously, sand Britney too. This fascination with her is over the top. Enough already.
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Postby Red13JoePa » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:20 am

Scarab can we work a Tebow and/or Gators reference into this southern thread? :D
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Postby ohsherrie » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:26 am

Rockindeano wrote:Now CNN reports Lynne Spears has delayed her parenting book indefinitely. Wow, shocking.

I think the press is bullshit for this. She is a kid who made a mistake. Goddammit, leave her alone! Seriously, sand Britney too. This fascination with her is over the top. Enough already.


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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:27 am

ohsherrie wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:Now CNN reports Lynne Spears has delayed her parenting book indefinitely. Wow, shocking.

I think the press is bullshit for this. She is a kid who made a mistake. Goddammit, leave her alone! Seriously, sand Britney too. This fascination with her is over the top. Enough already.


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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:43 am

I just whipped this up. For you: Jamie Lynn

Jamie Lynn

Jamie Lynn, Jamie Lynn
Spread your legs
and let him in
now you're fucked beyond belief
Boy or girl?
who cares
good grief!

I see you learned
from Britney too well
Now you and stud,
can go to Hell
I wish you prayers
and best wishes now
you'll need em all you big fat sow

Call your sis
and ask for cash
take the bank and make your dash
you won't get far you stupid bitch
might as well go get hitched

Spears spears,
don't look now
your telling me your pregnant
take your bow
stitch that snatch
is that too much to ask?
say no to jizz
then you can't hatch
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Postby ohsherrie » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:51 am

Somehow that doesn't quite touch my heart Dean. Image
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Re: OT:Britneys lil sis is pregnant!!!

Postby Little Lenny » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:48 am

wildone wrote:
mistiejourney wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071219/ap_on_en_tv/people_jamie_lynn_spears


I thought Jamie Lynn had more sense than her sister. She probably does; this happens to kids all the time.

Britney is a joke, for Jamie Lynn this is just sad - she has had quite the career on Nickelodeon and I'm sure that is toast. At least she sounds more mature at 16 than her sister does at 26.
where the hell was mom I heard Jamie was living with the guy for a year now...what the fuck is that!!Millions instead of morals??wow her mom must be proud of the job she's done. :roll: It's not that hard to keep them on the straight and narrow!dumbass parents ..great and if that keeps going Jamie could be a grandma by the age of 32 !

My cousin and his wife had their first child at 16 they now have five children, the youngest being 21 next year, and 8 grandchildren, not all people who have children early are immoral or delinquent.
Although I would say living with someone before that age (16) is wrong.
However in the UK the age of consent ( that is getting pregnant OR living with someone)is 16 so there is no problem with getting pregnant at that age here, my sis was 17 and I was 19. :)

It also depends on the level of maturity and ability to take on the responsibility of parenthood. :)
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Re: OT:Britneys lil sis is pregnant!!!

Postby finalfight » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:59 am

Little Lenny wrote:
wildone wrote:
mistiejourney wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071219/ap_on_en_tv/people_jamie_lynn_spears


I thought Jamie Lynn had more sense than her sister. She probably does; this happens to kids all the time.

Britney is a joke, for Jamie Lynn this is just sad - she has had quite the career on Nickelodeon and I'm sure that is toast. At least she sounds more mature at 16 than her sister does at 26.
where the hell was mom I heard Jamie was living with the guy for a year now...what the fuck is that!!Millions instead of morals??wow her mom must be proud of the job she's done. :roll: It's not that hard to keep them on the straight and narrow!dumbass parents ..great and if that keeps going Jamie could be a grandma by the age of 32 !

My cousin and his wife had their first child at 16 they now have five children, the youngest being 21 next year, and 8 grandchildren, not all people who have children early are immoral or delinquent.
Although I would say living with someone before that age (16) is wrong.
However in the UK the age of consent ( that is getting pregnant OR living with someone)is 16 so there is no problem with getting pregnant at that age here, my sis was 17 and I was 19. :)

It also depends on the level of maturity and ability to take on the responsibility of parenthood. :)


Although there are exceptions to every rule with that many children the temptation not to have to work would be massive for a UK resident as the broken benefit system would provide parents with housing and financial support. In fact I would wager such people would actually be better off financially speaking by not working.

Personally I would take a job to escape the noise for 8 hours a day!
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Postby Lady Luck » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:04 am

Rockindeano wrote:Goddammit, leave her alone! Seriously, sand Britney too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWSjUe0FyxQ

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Postby ScarabGator » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:22 am

Red13JoePa wrote:Scarab can we work a Tebow and/or Gators reference into this southern thread? :D


Alright JoePa here ya go-let me introduce you to Tim Tebows girlfriend-makes ya wonder how he has the strength to play football...
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ALL'S I CAN SAY IS HES A VERY, VERY, VERY LUCKY MAN..... :shock:
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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:35 am

I am hard. Yep, took all of 4 seconds.
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Postby ScarabGator » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:36 am

One more---the Gator Heismans......
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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:39 am

All pro busts. Everyone one of them.
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