OT-Why I Hate Dr. Phil and the Media In General

[scarygirl]

Say what you want about Britney, but he and others have absolutely NO BUSINESS passing around protected health information. Whether a celebrity or not, whether BI-POLAR or not that information is private and is supposed to be protected. I hope he drops dead.

And that goes for her parents too.

[nikki]

He's worse than the paparazzi! Nothing but an egotistical opportunist who sees ratings gold in Britney Spears. And you're right about her parents, too. She's turning into the younger generation's Anna Nicole. Sad.

[Ms_M]

I didn't think ol' Phil could sink lower, but I think this is a new low.

[Enigma869]

I never really got the whole Dr. Phil thing. I'm always amused when I see this guy writing weight-loss books, and lecturing people on being fit. While Dr. Phil certainly isn't obese, he does look like someone who struggles with his own weight, so I've always been baffled at his so-called expertise on the subject matter!


John from Boston

[SteveForever]

He definitely was trying to spin it tonight to redeem himself, too late! he tried to
use Britney like everyone else. If he really wanted to help her he would have gotten
to her secretly and kept it all private.

My Britney is still coming back someday...

[RedWingFan]

He definitely was trying to spin it tonight to redeem himself, too late! he tried to
use Britney like everyone else. If he really wanted to help her he would have gotten
to her secretly and kept it all private.

My Britney is still coming back someday...

Sorry to disappoint you but KFed totalled that! It's over!!

[scarygirl]

He definitely was trying to spin it tonight to redeem himself, too late! he tried to
use Britney like everyone else. If he really wanted to help her he would have gotten
to her secretly and kept it all private.

My Britney is still coming back someday...

Sorry to disappoint you but KFed totalled that! It's over!!

I say let's take k-FED, her parents, DR. Phil, and oh, Geraldo Whatever too, and strap their asses to a nuclear missile and use them for something useful like the annilation of PARIS HILTON .

Stupid Alcapone finder nuthing BASTARD. He made some kind of comment about how she needs to be put away before she kills K fed or her kids. Okay, GERALDO WHATEVER, you know ZERO about mental anything. You're lucky to even have a brain, and for you to go throwing around FALSE Gibberish that the mentally ill are violent is just PLAIN WRONG. Most people in that state, if that is in fact what she's suffering from wouldn't hurt a fly.

[Rockindeano]

He definitely was trying to spin it tonight to redeem himself, too late! he tried to
use Britney like everyone else. If he really wanted to help her he would have gotten
to her secretly and kept it all private.

My Britney is still coming back someday...

you're fuckin weird.

You have all this love for hot or ex hot chicks. WTF is that all about?

[nikki]

He definitely was trying to spin it tonight to redeem himself, too late! he tried to
use Britney like everyone else. If he really wanted to help her he would have gotten
to her secretly and kept it all private.

My Britney is still coming back someday...

Sorry to disappoint you but KFed totalled that! It's over!!

I say let's take k-FED, her parents, DR. Phil, and oh, Geraldo Whatever too, and strap their asses to a nuclear missile and use them for something useful like the annilation of PARIS HILTON .

Stupid Alcapone finder nuthing BASTARD. He made some kind of comment about how she needs to be put away before she kills K fed or her kids. Okay, GERALDO WHATEVER, you know ZERO about mental anything. You're lucky to even have a brain, and for you to go throwing around FALSE Gibberish that the mentally ill are violent is just PLAIN WRONG. Most people in that state, if that is in fact what she's suffering from wouldn't hurt a fly.

Nobody cares if she hurts a fly, but she could hurt her kids even if she wouldn't mean to. They need to be kept away from her, at least for the time being.

[scarygirl]

He definitely was trying to spin it tonight to redeem himself, too late! he tried to
use Britney like everyone else. If he really wanted to help her he would have gotten
to her secretly and kept it all private.

My Britney is still coming back someday...

Sorry to disappoint you but KFed totalled that! It's over!!

I say let's take k-FED, her parents, DR. Phil, and oh, Geraldo Whatever too, and strap their asses to a nuclear missile and use them for something useful like the annilation of PARIS HILTON .

Stupid Alcapone finder nuthing BASTARD. He made some kind of comment about how she needs to be put away before she kills K fed or her kids. Okay, GERALDO WHATEVER, you know ZERO about mental anything. You're lucky to even have a brain, and for you to go throwing around FALSE Gibberish that the mentally ill are violent is just PLAIN WRONG. Most people in that state, if that is in fact what she's suffering from wouldn't hurt a fly.

Nobody cares if she hurts a fly, but she could hurt her kids even if she wouldn't mean to. They need to be kept away from her, at least for the time being.

Him too for that matter.

[Perrydise]

They all need protecting from each other and Dr. Phil.

[SteveForever]

You have all this love for hot or ex hot chicks. WTF is that all about?

women that have made it for themselves with "talent and know how" are inspirational,
HILLARY!

and thanks for the compliment, I like being weird.

[Rockindeano]

You have all this love for hot or ex hot chicks. WTF is that all about?

women that have made it for themselves with "talent and know how" are inspirational,
HILLARY!

and thanks for the compliment, I like being weird.

You're saying Britney made it on talent? She made it on cuteness and a hot ass.

[RedWingFan]

You have all this love for hot or ex hot chicks. WTF is that all about?

women that have made it for themselves with "talent and know how" are inspirational,
HILLARY!

and thanks for the compliment, I like being weird.

You're saying Britney made it on talent? She made it on cuteness and a hot ass.

Dude you need to change that ridiculous av. You're making an ass out of yourself supporting a candidate who has tears in her eyes because of the ass beating she took in Iowa, and the double digit ass beating that's forthcoming in New Hampshire!

[The Sushi Hunter]

All Dr. Phil does is give people sound advice. Nothing is that special about what he says or does other then simply providing normal logical information and instruction. It doesn't take a genius to do that. Another reason I don't like this guy is a few years back I moved a 71 year old lady up to Canada from San Francisco, she rode in the moving truck with me. The entire 20 hour drive up was nothing but Dr. Phil this and Dr. Phil that! Had I had as much as a sharp object in my possession, I would have committed a felony not even as far as Oregon! So Dr. Phil is already on my shit list as it is.

Dr. Phil prey's on the weak, that's how he makes his money. I can't even fathom how much money this clown's taking in because of being involved in Spears.

And Rockindeano, don't change your av, even I had tears in my eyes when you put it up!

[Rockindeano]

Unlike you suckholes, I am the only one here who will make a fucking prediction and take a fucking stand, and I am right many more times than not.

I still steadfastly think she will win. We are 2 states into a 50 state contest. Her big states are coming. She was never meant to be competitive in Iowa.

Again, not one of you conservatives or any one else for that matter, has a set of balls half my size. If that sounds arrogant, ok, it is, and it's true.

Fuck off you lot and especially that cocksucking trailer home living Scarabgator.

[Saint John]

Why all the hate big guy?

[Rockindeano]

Why all the hate big guy?

I am fucking sick of all the bleacher bums screaming I told you so. That's fine, makes it even sweeter when I win.

[stevew2]

He definitely was trying to spin it tonight to redeem himself, too late! he tried to
use Britney like everyone else. If he really wanted to help her he would have gotten
to her secretly and kept it all private.

My Britney is still coming back someday...

great pic,thats how ill remember her

[Rip Rokken]

You're making an ass out of yourself supporting a candidate who has tears in her eyes because of the ass beating she took in Iowa, and the double digit ass beating that's forthcoming in New Hampshire!

That did disprove a theory of mine -- that she was born without tear ducts.

[Rip Rokken]

All Dr. Phil does is give people sound advice. Nothing is that special about what he says or does other then simply providing normal logical information and instruction. It doesn't take a genius to do that. Another reason I don't like this guy is a few years back I moved a 71 year old lady up to Canada from San Francisco, she rode in the moving truck with me. The entire 20 hour drive up was nothing but Dr. Phil this and Dr. Phil that! Had I had as much as a sharp object in my possession, I would have committed a felony not even as far as Oregon! So Dr. Phil is already on my shit list as it is.

Dr. Phil prey's on the weak, that's how he makes his money. I can't even fathom how much money this clown's taking in because of being involved in Spears.

I totally agree, and have been saying that ever since I first saw the guy. My mom was really into watching him, and has tried more than once to give me a Dr. Phil book. I told her the same thing -- that he says nothing special, and there seems to be very little psychology to his method -- it's just plain common sense. Her response? "Well, that's right, and that's what people need to hear." I said, "Ok, then sign me up for a job like his, because I can do exactly the same thing."

According to reports, he's not even licensed to practice psychology in California, so what the hell is he doing trying to counsel Britney Spears?

[Rockindeano]

Be honest. Who here, besides me, has rubbed one out to Britney in the shitter at work, using either a People or an US magazine?

Reminds me of a story that happened to me.

Liquid Soap Shuffle and Top Ramen Guy

Once, I was pissed at work. I was a department manager, but I was torqued. I had this fuckin' Chinese guy who worked for me in the paint department at Lowe's and that fucker couldn't understand a single word. Anyway, a weekend day, and the store was busier than Grand Central. People in line for mixed paint and the line went out the fucking door down to the McDonald's down the street. Mr. Hiroshima was mixing yellow in when there should have been green and brown instead of black. I had customers coming back pissed off and I understood their plight. I entered into the fray, otherwise known as behind the counter, fixed some problems, put out some fires, and then said to Mr Rice o Roni, "dude, what in the hell is your problem? Can you not see the colours your mixing through those eyes?", and then did a sarcastic head bow, like they do before and after karate matches. - Totally racist, and insensitive. (That was the younger more angry Deano). He spazzed, and went to the HR office. I knew I was busted, so I took off, left two inexperienced people run the paint dept into the ground like W ran the Rangers into the Texas oilfields. I went to the shitter. I must say, Lowe's has clean Johns compared to the Home Depot. Anyway, I find the corner stall, and figure, that I am off in 45 minutes, and maybe, just maybe, I can sneak out of here and not be fired until I return in 2 days, or better yet, avoid a verbal beat down and keep my job; either way, not a good choice to be faced with. So, I had 45 minutes to "hide" and into the safety of the stall I went. Peering into the corner was a magazine, People and I fired it open. Britney, in her prime, right there, in a short silky sexy green outfit, perfectly sculpted legs, shaved and sexy shoes. I wasn't about to let this opportunity pass me by. [overhead on the PA: Dean please dial 811 or come to the paint booth please] Anyway, I reached down and checked my best little buddy's pulse and he was indeed awake. My hands had dried paint and shit on them, so he wasn't digging that. I felt the bathroom to be empty, so I grabbed an ass gasket, and popped up from the commode. I unhitched the door, and with my pants down at my ankles, shuffled all the way across to the soap dispenser and shot damn near the entire contents of the bottle onto the protective toilet cover and shuffled back, making it easily. I sat down, re latched the door, balanced the gasket on my left knee, and I was set......what the Hell? People are coming into the restroom. Not just one, but multiple people! It was clear that if I wanted to pay respect to Britney, I would have to have some patience. My God, I have changed planes faster than the guy who took a shit next to me! I can out wait anyone, but this guy was slower than a snail on qualudes. My God, finally, after about 20 minutes, he is wiping and I start laughing, because as he leaned to wipe, I ripped one, real bad one and he started gagging...Fuck you I thought, I have Britney to deal with yet. [Dean, please! come to the paint dept or dial 811!] Yeah, sure. Blow me.

Oh man, did I ever forget about the long line at the Paint Dept. This was a fantastic way to forget about work and responsibility. The liquid soap was a great product, and I finished on Britney, and closed the magazine up, so nobody could experience Britney in this certain Lowe's again, if you know what I mean. That magazine in effect, became 2 pages shorter. After wiping up, confidently strolling over to the sink and washing up, I glanced at my watch and guess what? Time to go. I laughed out loud as I walked by the paint booth. Those morons were having all kinds of problems and I could care less.

Meanwhile, I guess Mr Myagi did in fact go to Human Resources and complained but dude couldn't speak well enough English to bust me. I laughed out loud at that poor bastard. I got off the hook, because he couldn't adequately tell the bosses I was insensitive and used callous remarks...LOL. I wrote his squinty ass up the very next week for incompetence, and deliberately poured wet paint on the inside of his apron so that when he put it on, it destroyed his collared shirt, but he didn't know it it until he went to leave! Genius!! I later got fired for openly commentating on some co workers fine ass. The person who busted me was an undercover Lowe's secret shopper. Who gives a shit, it was a fun time.

[Liam]

Be honest. Who here, besides me, has rubbed one out to Britney in the shitter at work, using either a People or an US magazine?

Reminds me of a story that happened to me.

Liquid Soap Shuffle and Top Ramen Guy

Once, I was pissed at work. I was a department manager, but I was torqued. I had this fuckin' Chinese guy who worked for me in the paint department at Lowe's and that fucker couldn't understand a single word. Anyway, a weekend day, and the store was busier than Grand Central. People in line for mixed paint and the line went out the fucking door down to the McDonald's down the street. Mr. Hiroshima was mixing yellow in when there should have been green and brown instead of black. I had customers coming back pissed off and I understood their plight. I entered into the fray, otherwise known as behind the counter, fixed some problems, put out some fires, and then said to Mr Rice o Roni, "dude, what in the hell is your problem? Can you not see the colours your mixing through those eyes?", and then did a sarcastic head bow, like they do before and after karate matches. - Totally racist, and insensitive. (That was the younger more angry Deano). He spazzed, and went to the HR office. I knew I was busted, so I took off, left two inexperienced people run the paint dept into the ground like W ran the Rangers into the Texas oilfields. I went to the shitter. I must say, Lowe's has clean Johns compared to the Home Depot. Anyway, I find the corner stall, and figure, that I am off in 45 minutes, and maybe, just maybe, I can sneak out of here and not be fired until I return in 2 days, or better yet, avoid a verbal beat down and keep my job; either way, not a good choice to be faced with. So, I had 45 minutes to "hide" and into the safety of the stall I went. Peering into the corner was a magazine, People and I fired it open. Britney, in her prime, right there, in a short silky sexy green outfit, perfectly sculpted legs, shaved and sexy shoes. I wasn't about to let this opportunity pass me by. [overhead on the PA: Dean please dial 811 or come to the paint booth please] Anyway, I reached down and checked my best little buddy's pulse and he was indeed awake. My hands had dried paint and shit on them, so he wasn't digging that. I felt the bathroom to be empty, so I grabbed an ass gasket, and popped up from the commode. I unhitched the door, and with my pants down at my ankles, shuffled all the way across to the soap dispenser and shot damn near the entire contents of the bottle onto the protective toilet cover and shuffled back, making it easily. I sat down, re latched the door, balanced the gasket on my left knee, and I was set......what the Hell? People are coming into the restroom. Not just one, but multiple people! It was clear that if I wanted to pay respect to Britney, I would have to have some patience. My God, I have changed planes faster than the guy who took a shit next to me! I can out wait anyone, but this guy was slower than a snail on qualudes. My God, finally, after about 20 minutes, he is wiping and I start laughing, because as he leaned to wipe, I ripped one, real bad one and he started gagging...Fuck you I thought, I have Britney to deal with yet. [Dean, please! come to the paint dept or dial 811!] Yeah, sure. Blow me.

Oh man, did I ever forget about the long line at the Paint Dept. This was a fantastic way to forget about work and responsibility. The liquid soap was a great product, and I finished on Britney, and closed the magazine up, so nobody could experience Britney in this certain Lowe's again, if you know what I mean. That magazine in effect, became 2 pages shorter. After wiping up, confidently strolling over to the sink and washing up, I glanced at my watch and guess what? Time to go. I laughed out loud as I walked by the paint booth. Those morons were having all kinds of problems and I could care less.

Meanwhile, I guess Mr Myagi did in fact go to Human Resources and complained but dude couldn't speak well enough English to bust me. I laughed out loud at that poor bastard. I got off the hook, because he couldn't adequately tell the bosses I was insensitive and used callous remarks...LOL. I wrote his squinty ass up the very next week for incompetence, and deliberately poured wet paint on the inside of his apron so that when he put it on, it destroyed his collared shirt, but he didn't know it it until he went to leave! Genius!! I later got fired for openly commentating on some co workers fine ass. The person who busted me was an undercover Lowe's secret shopper. Who gives a shit, it was a fun time.

Goddamn bro, it's like trying to read a crackpipe.

[bluejeangirl76]

He's worse than the paparazzi! Nothing but an egotistical opportunist who sees ratings gold in Britney Spears. And you're right about her parents, too. She's turning into the younger generation's Anna Nicole. Sad.

Dr. Phil is the Jesse Jackson for crazy celebs. The minute a celeb goes crazy, he shows up. Much like Jesse, there's Phil, as always, sticking his nose in, certainly not waiting for the mere formality of people asking for his services should they find they need them.

Ya know what, Phil? Go have a beer with Jesse. We will call y'all IF we need you. 'K, thanks.

[Rockindeano]

Dr Phil is as big as a fraud as Rush,

[The Sushi Hunter]

Dr Phil is as big as a fraud as Rush,

I never thought that Rush was a fraud, they don't lipsych their vocals or sample from other songs, so I think they are lagit.

[The Sushi Hunter]

Dr. Phil Update. This turd Dr. Phil needs to be flushed!

http://www6.comcast.net/entertainment/a ... 3984d8b51/

[7 Wishes]

Dean, your story is horribly politically incorrect and vulgar...but funny as hell.

[mistiejourney]

Dr Phil is as big as a fraud as Rush,

Dean, did you get on the air with Rush the other day?

[Rockindeano]

Dr Phil is as big as a fraud as Rush,

Dean, did you get on the air with Rush the other day?

No. After waiting on hold for 133 mins, the screener says, "try back."

What?

Trust me, I am not done with that cocksucker.