Gayest Ever

[Matthew]

I may be a semi retard, but Mat , you could be gay.Alot of your posts seem gay,your avitar reminds of Neal {who is gay}But you are still a nice guy,there is nothing wrong with being gay either,But i think you are gay.

And to think you weren't even around when I had my Olivia Newton-John avatar...

Come on man show me, I had the hots for her to,Im not gay though I swear

Here it is stevew2....

[Món]

[stevew2]

Thank Mat, Im going for paper towel roll right now, she is still hot . I wanted her to sing "Have You Ever Been Mellow " as she is slammin me

[Rockindeano]

Thank Mat, Im going for paper towel roll right now, she is still hot . I wanted her to sing "Have You Ever Been Mellow " as she is slammin me

slamming you? Duuuude...

[Behshad]

Thank Mat, Im going for paper towel roll right now, she is still hot . I wanted her to sing "Have You Ever Been Mellow " as she is slammin me

slamming you? Duuuude...

I guess you shouldve added Stevew2 to that list after all

[stevew2]

Thank Mat, Im going for paper towel roll right now, she is still hot . I wanted her to sing "Have You Ever Been Mellow " as she is slammin me

slamming you? Duuuude...

Could you imagine her on top riding you like a mustang, singin Have you ever been mellowwwwwwwwwwwww come on man,you ld love it

[Rockindeano]

Thank Mat, Im going for paper towel roll right now, she is still hot . I wanted her to sing "Have You Ever Been Mellow " as she is slammin me

slamming you? Duuuude...

Could you imagine her on top riding you like a mustang, singin Have you ever been mellowwwwwwwwwwwww come on man,you ld love it

Oh for sure. No doubt Australia's hottest chick export. I jerked to her Vinyl album covers many of times.

Hey Andrew, you ever play the skin flute to ONJ?

[stevew2]

Thank Mat, Im going for paper towel roll right now, she is still hot . I wanted her to sing "Have You Ever Been Mellow " as she is slammin me

slamming you? Duuuude...

I guess you shouldve added Stevew2 to that list after all

You mean you wouldnt like it,?you have to be gay

[finalfight]

Thank Mat, Im going for paper towel roll right now, she is still hot . I wanted her to sing "Have You Ever Been Mellow " as she is slammin me

slamming you? Duuuude...

I guess you shouldve added Stevew2 to that list after all

You mean you wouldnt like it,?you have to be gay

I think your statement about ONJ slammin you brought to mind Olivia and a strap on. You might want to chose your words somewhat more carefully - riding or astride perhaps?

[stevew2]

Thank Mat, Im going for paper towel roll right now, she is still hot . I wanted her to sing "Have You Ever Been Mellow " as she is slammin me

slamming you? Duuuude...

I guess you shouldve added Stevew2 to that list after all

You mean you wouldnt like it,?you have to be gay

I think your statement about ONJ slammin you brought to mind Olivia and a strap on. You might want to chose your words somewhat more carefully - riding or astride perhaps?

Gross I couldnt imagine such a thing be attached to Miss Magic I ll pick astride

[Món]

Thank Mat, Im going for paper towel roll right now, she is still hot . I wanted her to sing "Have You Ever Been Mellow " as she is slammin me

slamming you? Duuuude...

I guess you shouldve added Stevew2 to that list after all

You mean you wouldnt like it,?you have to be gay

I think your statement about ONJ slammin you brought to mind Olivia and a strap on. You might want to chose your words somewhat more carefully - riding or astride perhaps?

Precisely.

[Rhiannon]

Had to go with Simmons on this one...

Ditto. Though I can't see how Richard is technically gay. Doesn't one have to be a man to first constitute homosexuality??

[mistiejourney]

I gotta go with Liberace, He made Richard Simmons look like the Marlboro man! I would have voted for Hillary, but it wasn't an option.

Oh, Liberace takes that award! Big time!

[Uno_up]

How about this? Not that there's anything wrong with it....

Subject: Self Exam For Men... Am I Gay?


1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay.
It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have
spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the
Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,
but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a
delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And
just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get
your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...
'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed,
you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on
bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs
feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a
fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is
his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will
never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy
Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four
different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as
well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory
space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out
chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is, you're gay. And if you can
name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are
faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to
tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at
a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs
that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his
beer.

[Rockindeano]

THAT is the post of the day.

[G.I.Jim]

THAT is the post of the day.

What HE said!

[stevew2]

THAT is the post of the day.

excellant, has he been taken courses from you?

[wildchildtwisted]

I have no comment for you Deano. Although I have so much I can say!!!

[Pstburp]

Liberace and ....all the list
Kevin Cronin?..really???
others...Freddie Mercury,Michael Jackson