Okay, here's an odd question I've never seen here before...

[Rhiannon]

Ok, as I'm thinking of it - I did hear a story told on Perry, but it wasn't by a groupie or a drug connection...LOL...

It was a story of a meeting in 1980, where Perry was said to have been real arrogant, and the quote was "making out with chicks and bossing people around."

Oh gasps abounding! What a horrid revelation!
Now if you had said physically abusing Neal with a tire iron while jerking to Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, I might've been intrigued.

Now THAT is the kind of stuff I'm looking for!!!
If no one talks, I'm gonna start making them up. Starting with that one.
But it wasn't Neal. It was Rolie. That's why he REALLY left.

That also makes sense because Rolie didn't go to the WOF or any other functions with Perry.. haha.. that'd scare me away from Perry for life!! HAHA!!

It was pretty bad. Word has it Perry had a pretty serious puppet fetish, hence the Mr. Roger's thing Rhi mentioned.
He really had a hard on for King Friday... that's why he dressed that way in his Oh Sherrie video. Not many people know that.

You promised you wouldn't tell anyone! Ugh... might as well come clean. But back in the early 80's I was an undercover investigator with the CIA and we kept getting reports of a drug trafficking ring centered around a one Steve Perry. King Friday was the 'deep throat' in that case... in more ways than one. Of course, we didn't put much stock in it considering it came from just another pissed off monarch with someone fingering his butt all day.

Then in April of '84 we found an old locker at LAX which contained several reels of video captured from an unknown source showcasing both suspects in action. I was scarred for life. The "Oh Sherrie" video was really just a cover up for why Perry went to Madame Tussaud's and stole the costume from the King Louis XVI display. Sherrie herself was, in fact, a mule.

[mistiejourney]

I saw a website quite some time back - maybe 3 or 4 years ago - and I WISH the hell I could remember it or find it again, but it was a site where groupies posted about their experiences with rock stars. The only thing I recall specifically is that Sebastian Bach (allegedly) doesn't prefer to shower.

A former co-worker told me a couple years ago about a book she read that was written by some infamous groupie who made rounds with all the bands back in the day... she never could remember the name of it or the name of the groupie. I'd still like to find and read that too. Her whole point in telling me was because there was a part in there about someone in Journey. She didn't remember what member, like it'd be hard to guess though!

Pamela Des Barres wrote a few books:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_Des_Barres

NOTE TO SELF: READ THE FREAKING THREAD FIRST!

[sadie65]

Well yeah, but then again...if you saw some story on the net from a person claiming they were one of these people I'm not necessarily sure anyone would believe them. I know the net provides an audience, but I'd like to think it would also provide some skepticism. Of course it also allows people to be whomever they want to be.

Peace

[bluejeangirl76]

It was pretty bad. Word has it Perry had a pretty serious puppet fetish, hence the Mr. Roger's thing Rhi mentioned.
He really had a hard on for King Friday... that's why he dressed that way in his Oh Sherrie video. Not many people know that.

You promised you wouldn't tell anyone! Ugh... might as well come clean. But back in the early 80's

...when you were barely a zygote? j/k

Come on man, the guy has a puppet problem. Don't make fun.
He's been through recovery and is trying to resurrect his career.

He was just in the studio... an early demo indicated the new album will start off something like...

"Sunnnnny days... sweepin' the... cloooouuds awaaaay..."

(okay, so recovery didn't work, but hey... he tried...)

[Rhiannon]

...when you were barely a zygote? j/k

Come on man, the guy has a puppet problem. Don't make fun.
He's been through recovery and is trying to resurrect his career.

He was just in the studio... an early demo indicated the new album will start off something like...

"Sunnnnny days... sweepin' the... cloooouuds awaaaay..."

(okay, so recovery didn't work, but hey... he tried...)

We told him (back then) to go to rehab but he said, "No, no, no."
Barely a zygote? ...Haha. You only THINK I'm a mortal... erm. I mean... shit. Fucked that one up too. There are a lot of secrets in the CIA. Vampirism is one of them. I'm actually 438. You wouldn't know it. I use Clinique's 3-step skin care.

Plus, he has a iron clad restraining order to stay away from puppets. That was instated back in '89 when he we caught him hanging around the puppets from Fraggle Rock and Eureka's Castle.

[mistiejourney]

Ok, as I'm thinking of it - I did hear a story told on Perry, but it wasn't by a groupie or a drug connection...LOL...

It was a story of a meeting in 1980, where Perry was said to have been real arrogant, and the quote was "making out with chicks and bossing people around."

Oh gasps abounding! What a horrid revelation!
Now if you had said physically abusing Neal with a tire iron while jerking to Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, I might've been intrigued.

Now THAT is the kind of stuff I'm looking for!!!
If no one talks, I'm gonna start making them up. Starting with that one.
But it wasn't Neal. It was Rolie. That's why he REALLY left.

That also makes sense because Rolie didn't go to the WOF or any other functions with Perry.. haha.. that'd scare me away from Perry for life!! HAHA!!

It was pretty bad.
Word has it Perry had a pretty serious puppet fetish, hence the Mr. Roger's thing Rhi mentioned.

He really had a hard on for King Friday... that's why he dressed that way in his Oh Sherrie video.
Not many people know that.

Oh great, now I can't get Mr. Rogers singing about "Troglodytes Aedon" out of my mind. Some bird that was a friend of King Friday's. And DO NOT ask me how I know that.

I just do.

[bluejeangirl76]

Ok, as I'm thinking of it - I did hear a story told on Perry, but it wasn't by a groupie or a drug connection...LOL...

It was a story of a meeting in 1980, where Perry was said to have been real arrogant, and the quote was "making out with chicks and bossing people around."

Oh gasps abounding! What a horrid revelation!
Now if you had said physically abusing Neal with a tire iron while jerking to Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, I might've been intrigued.

Now THAT is the kind of stuff I'm looking for!!!
If no one talks, I'm gonna start making them up. Starting with that one.
But it wasn't Neal. It was Rolie. That's why he REALLY left.

That also makes sense because Rolie didn't go to the WOF or any other functions with Perry.. haha.. that'd scare me away from Perry for life!! HAHA!!

It was pretty bad.
Word has it Perry had a pretty serious puppet fetish, hence the Mr. Roger's thing Rhi mentioned.

He really had a hard on for King Friday... that's why he dressed that way in his Oh Sherrie video.
Not many people know that.

Oh great, now I can't get Mr. Rogers singing about "Troglodytes Aedon" out of my mind. Some bird that was a friend of King Friday's. And DO NOT ask me how I know that.

I just do.

You do not even want to know what he did to Daniel Stripe-ed Tiger.

Let's just say Daniel grew up, got a gig in Vegas...
He had a real bad flashback one night, and attacked the nearest dark-haired male.

[Rhiannon]

You do not even want to know what he did to Daniel Stripe-ed Tiger.

Let's just say Daniel grew up, got a gig in Vegas...
He had a real bad flashback one night, and attacked the nearest dark-haired male.

That dark-haired male was my undercover partner (double entende!! ). Anyhow... just let's not have to get into telling the story of what happened at Mountain Aire. I think you remember this one, you were on the force by then. Perry, a can of crisco, and Randy's spandex unitard. *shudders* The horror.

[bluejeangirl76]

You do not even want to know what he did to Daniel Stripe-ed Tiger.

Let's just say Daniel grew up, got a gig in Vegas...
He had a real bad flashback one night, and attacked the nearest dark-haired male.

That dark-haired male was my undercover partner (double entende!! ). Anyhow... just let's not have to get into telling the story of what happened at Mountain Aire. I think you remember this one, you were on the force by then. Perry, a can of crisco, and Randy's spandex unitard. *shudders* The horror.

Yeah. I remember. Sad day. They never did find Henrietta Pussycat.
I told them where to look, but Randy wouldn't let them.

[Rhiannon]

You do not even want to know what he did to Daniel Stripe-ed Tiger.

Let's just say Daniel grew up, got a gig in Vegas...
He had a real bad flashback one night, and attacked the nearest dark-haired male.

That dark-haired male was my undercover partner (double entende!! ). Anyhow... just let's not have to get into telling the story of what happened at Mountain Aire. I think you remember this one, you were on the force by then. Perry, a can of crisco, and Randy's spandex unitard. *shudders* The horror.

Yeah. I remember. Sad day. They never did find Henrietta Pussycat.
I told them where to look, but Randy wouldn't let them.

There's only so much one can do with a cavity search warrant. I'm still sorry you were delegated to that search and sieze. And Neal, standing back asking us why, if it were a cavity search, were we looking there, "cavities are in the mouf you guys."

[bluejeangirl76]

Yeah. I remember. Sad day. They never did find Henrietta Pussycat.
I told them where to look, but Randy wouldn't let them.

There's only so much one can do with a cavity search warrant. I'm still sorry you were delegated to that search and sieze. And Neal, standing back asking us why, if it were a cavity search, were we looking there, "cavities are in the mouf you guys."

Yeah, and that smug Perry bastard standing right behind him, chuckling and saying "hey, if my arm was longer it WOULD be up in his mouth."

That was right before he told me a story about Lamb Chop that made me throw up.

[Rhiannon]

Yeah. I remember. Sad day. They never did find Henrietta Pussycat.
I told them where to look, but Randy wouldn't let them.

There's only so much one can do with a cavity search warrant. I'm still sorry you were delegated to that search and sieze. And Neal, standing back asking us why, if it were a cavity search, were we looking there, "cavities are in the mouf you guys."

Yeah, and that smug Perry bastard standing right behind him, chuckling and saying "hey, if my arm was longer it WOULD be up in his mouth."

That was right before he told me a story about Lamb Chop that made me throw up.

In our rounds of interrogation, we got a story from Smitty concerning a dinner party Mr. Perry threw where he served rack of lamb. It was like the Eddie for dinner scene in Rocky Horror. Only without the Meatloaf. This was a few weeks after Big Bird disappeared (thanks to an APB from Snuffleupagus) and Perry was seen covered in yellow feathers, batting, and eating a wing.

[bluejeangirl76]

Yeah, and that smug Perry bastard standing right behind him, chuckling and saying "hey, if my arm was longer it WOULD be up in his mouth."

That was right before he told me a story about Lamb Chop that made me throw up.

In our rounds of interrogation, we got a story from Smitty concerning a dinner party Mr. Perry threw where he served rack of lamb. It was like the Eddie for dinner scene in Rocky Horror. Only without the Meatloaf. This was a few weeks after Big Bird disappeared (thanks to an APB from Snuffleupagus) and Perry was seen covered in yellow feathers, batting, and eating a wing.

I always knew Smith was the mole. He's been pissed since 1979 when Perry stole his teddy bear.
He got it back, but he didn't like the autograph on the... um... back.

[Rhiannon]

Yeah, and that smug Perry bastard standing right behind him, chuckling and saying "hey, if my arm was longer it WOULD be up in his mouth."

That was right before he told me a story about Lamb Chop that made me throw up.

In our rounds of interrogation, we got a story from Smitty concerning a dinner party Mr. Perry threw where he served rack of lamb. It was like the Eddie for dinner scene in Rocky Horror. Only without the Meatloaf. This was a few weeks after Big Bird disappeared (thanks to an APB from Snuffleupagus) and Perry was seen covered in yellow feathers, batting, and eating a wing.

I always knew Smith was the mole. He's been pissed since 1979 when Perry stole his teddy bear.
He got it back, but he didn't like the autograph on the... um... back.

Fortunately that Teddy Ruxpin you speak of was what sealed our case with a little bit of needed... evidence.

[bluejeangirl76]

Yeah, and that smug Perry bastard standing right behind him, chuckling and saying "hey, if my arm was longer it WOULD be up in his mouth."

That was right before he told me a story about Lamb Chop that made me throw up.

In our rounds of interrogation, we got a story from Smitty concerning a dinner party Mr. Perry threw where he served rack of lamb. It was like the Eddie for dinner scene in Rocky Horror. Only without the Meatloaf. This was a few weeks after Big Bird disappeared (thanks to an APB from Snuffleupagus) and Perry was seen covered in yellow feathers, batting, and eating a wing.

I always knew Smith was the mole. He's been pissed since 1979 when Perry stole his teddy bear.
He got it back, but he didn't like the autograph on the... um... back.

Fortunately that Teddy Ruxpin you speak of was what sealed our case with a little bit of needed... evidence.

Perry never did explain why there was a copy of "Ernie Sings Rubber Ducky" jammed in Ruxpin's tape player...

...but we know why.

[Rhiannon]

Yeah, and that smug Perry bastard standing right behind him, chuckling and saying "hey, if my arm was longer it WOULD be up in his mouth."

That was right before he told me a story about Lamb Chop that made me throw up.

In our rounds of interrogation, we got a story from Smitty concerning a dinner party Mr. Perry threw where he served rack of lamb. It was like the Eddie for dinner scene in Rocky Horror. Only without the Meatloaf. This was a few weeks after Big Bird disappeared (thanks to an APB from Snuffleupagus) and Perry was seen covered in yellow feathers, batting, and eating a wing.

I always knew Smith was the mole. He's been pissed since 1979 when Perry stole his teddy bear.
He got it back, but he didn't like the autograph on the... um... back.

Fortunately that Teddy Ruxpin you speak of was what sealed our case with a little bit of needed... evidence.

Perry never did explain why there was a copy of "Ernie Sings Rubber Ducky" jammed in Ruxpin's tape player...

...but we know why.

Mr. Ruxpin did NOT want to play that tape. Perry told him it was "Ernie Sings Rubber Ducky" or "Sleeping With the Fishies". When Teddy asked what that meant, Perry went for his batteries. After Teddy came to from blacking out, he had his feet in a bucket of quik-rete and was crossing the bay bridge. That is where we intercepted Perry in a Delorean stolen from one Marty McFly.

[bluejeangirl76]

Yeah, and that smug Perry bastard standing right behind him, chuckling and saying "hey, if my arm was longer it WOULD be up in his mouth."

That was right before he told me a story about Lamb Chop that made me throw up.

In our rounds of interrogation, we got a story from Smitty concerning a dinner party Mr. Perry threw where he served rack of lamb. It was like the Eddie for dinner scene in Rocky Horror. Only without the Meatloaf. This was a few weeks after Big Bird disappeared (thanks to an APB from Snuffleupagus) and Perry was seen covered in yellow feathers, batting, and eating a wing.

I always knew Smith was the mole. He's been pissed since 1979 when Perry stole his teddy bear.
He got it back, but he didn't like the autograph on the... um... back.

Fortunately that Teddy Ruxpin you speak of was what sealed our case with a little bit of needed... evidence.

Perry never did explain why there was a copy of "Ernie Sings Rubber Ducky" jammed in Ruxpin's tape player...

...but we know why.

Mr. Ruxpin did NOT want to play that tape. Perry told him it was "Ernie Sings Rubber Ducky" or "Sleeping With the Fishies". When Teddy asked what that meant, Perry went for his batteries. After Teddy came to from blacking out, he had his feet in a bucket of quik-rete and was crossing the bay bridge. That is where we intercepted Perry in a Delorean stolen from one Marty McFly.

Aw, hell. Just when I'd blocked all that out. Now I can't get the image of Perry screwing a Teddy Ruxpin out of my head. Thank god lunch is over.

You left out the weirdest part of that. When they caught him on that bridge he was cranking "Renegade" and singing at the top of his lungs. Dennis DeYoung was visited by an officer with a warning that Steve Perry had gone batshit and adopted Styx songs for the soundtrack to his descent into puppet decadence. DeYoung just laughed and said "Great. That's better than the score to Prison Break - that movie SUCKED. Just keep Perry out of my fucking geraniums." And then he slammed the door.

[*Laura]

[Rhiannon]

Yeah, and that smug Perry bastard standing right behind him, chuckling and saying "hey, if my arm was longer it WOULD be up in his mouth."

That was right before he told me a story about Lamb Chop that made me throw up.

In our rounds of interrogation, we got a story from Smitty concerning a dinner party Mr. Perry threw where he served rack of lamb. It was like the Eddie for dinner scene in Rocky Horror. Only without the Meatloaf. This was a few weeks after Big Bird disappeared (thanks to an APB from Snuffleupagus) and Perry was seen covered in yellow feathers, batting, and eating a wing.

I always knew Smith was the mole. He's been pissed since 1979 when Perry stole his teddy bear.
He got it back, but he didn't like the autograph on the... um... back.

Fortunately that Teddy Ruxpin you speak of was what sealed our case with a little bit of needed... evidence.

Perry never did explain why there was a copy of "Ernie Sings Rubber Ducky" jammed in Ruxpin's tape player...

...but we know why.

Mr. Ruxpin did NOT want to play that tape. Perry told him it was "Ernie Sings Rubber Ducky" or "Sleeping With the Fishies". When Teddy asked what that meant, Perry went for his batteries. After Teddy came to from blacking out, he had his feet in a bucket of quik-rete and was crossing the bay bridge. That is where we intercepted Perry in a Delorean stolen from one Marty McFly.

Aw, hell. Just when I'd blocked all that out. Now I can't get the image of Perry screwing a Teddy Ruxpin out of my head. Thank god lunch is over.

You left out the weirdest part of that. When they caught him on that bridge he was cranking "Renegade" and singing at the top of his lungs. Dennis DeYoung was visited by an officer with a warning that Steve Perry had gone batshit and adopted Styx songs for the soundtrack to his descent into puppet decadence. DeYoung just laughed and said "Great. That's better than the score to Prison Break - that movie SUCKED. Just keep Perry out of my fucking geraniums." And then he slammed the door.

Steve had a penchant for trampling in gardens. Rest in peace, azalea bushes of SoCal.

[Rhiannon]

I TOLD YOU!!!

[ProgRocker53]

omg lmfao

[bluejeangirl76]

Uh-huh... notice you can't see his left middle finger.

Poor Teddy.

Hey... anyone heard from the green Care Bear recently? I'm a little worried for him. Haven't seen him since Ruxpin's funeral, but now that I do think of it, there was a suspicious character in HUGE ASS sunglasses lurking near the masoleum...

[Rhiannon]

Hey... anyone heard from the green Care Bear recently? I'm a little worried for him. Haven't seen him since Ruxpin's funeral, but now that I do think of it, there was a suspicious character in HUGE ASS sunglasses lurking near the masoleum...

[mistiejourney]

Ok, as I'm thinking of it - I did hear a story told on Perry, but it wasn't by a groupie or a drug connection...LOL...

It was a story of a meeting in 1980, where Perry was said to have been real arrogant, and the quote was "making out with chicks and bossing people around."

Oh gasps abounding! What a horrid revelation!
Now if you had said physically abusing Neal with a tire iron while jerking to Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, I might've been intrigued.

Now THAT is the kind of stuff I'm looking for!!!
If no one talks, I'm gonna start making them up. Starting with that one.
But it wasn't Neal. It was Rolie. That's why he REALLY left.

That also makes sense because Rolie didn't go to the WOF or any other functions with Perry.. haha.. that'd scare me away from Perry for life!! HAHA!!

It was pretty bad.
Word has it Perry had a pretty serious puppet fetish, hence the Mr. Roger's thing Rhi mentioned.

He really had a hard on for King Friday... that's why he dressed that way in his Oh Sherrie video.
Not many people know that.

Oh great, now I can't get Mr. Rogers singing about "Troglodytes Aedon" out of my mind. Some bird that was a friend of King Friday's. And DO NOT ask me how I know that.

I just do.

You do not even want to know what he did to Daniel Stripe-ed Tiger.

Let's just say Daniel grew up, got a gig in Vegas...
He had a real bad flashback one night, and attacked the nearest dark-haired male.

Daniel had issues, man...

[mistiejourney]

Sherrie herself was, in fact, a mule.

Oh, dear Lord, give me strength to not make the 435, 930 comments I could make right now.

If you want my husband to RUN, and I mean RUN from anywhere in the house to the front of the TV, just start playing the beginnings of the "Oh, Sherrie" video.

Geeze, I told him I'd be happy to wear a white tank dress with red tights and no bra but he said it wouldn't be the same.

[Behshad]

2 pages of groupies subject and not ONE single response from Dean?
He is one groupie that will not kiss and tell,, thats for sure

[bluejeangirl76]

Sherrie herself was, in fact, a mule.

If you want my husband to RUN, and I mean RUN from anywhere in the house to the front of the TV, just start playing the beginnings of the "Oh, Sherrie" video.

And I bet he couldn't even tell what color her hair is.

Women and men like that video for very different reasons. The men don't even know that Steve Perry is IN that video. And the women couldn't tell you Steve's shirt color if they tried because their eyes don't go that high. I think it was red but *shrug*

[bluejeangirl76]

2 pages of groupies subject and not ONE single response from Dean?
He is one groupie that will not kiss and tell,, thats for sure

No... 2 pages of a thread about muppet-fucking and not one single response from Dean. Equally strange.

[Deb]

Sherrie herself was, in fact, a mule.

If you want my husband to RUN, and I mean RUN from anywhere in the house to the front of the TV, just start playing the beginnings of the "Oh, Sherrie" video.

And I bet he couldn't even tell what color her hair is.

Women and men like that video for very different reasons. The men don't even know that Steve Perry is IN that video. And the women couldn't tell you Steve's shirt color if they tried because their eyes don't go that high. I think it was red but *shrug*

LOL, dark/striped. Had to check...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te1CVVla ... re=related

[Rhiannon]

Sherrie herself was, in fact, a mule.

If you want my husband to RUN, and I mean RUN from anywhere in the house to the front of the TV, just start playing the beginnings of the "Oh, Sherrie" video.

And I bet he couldn't even tell what color her hair is.

Women and men like that video for very different reasons. The men don't even know that Steve Perry is IN that video. And the women couldn't tell you Steve's shirt color if they tried because their eyes don't go that high. I think it was red but *shrug*

This is sad... I've seen that video a million times... I can only remember a black button up... was it red? What color was it? Oh man... I AM a loon...