by NealIsGod » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:43 pm
From The Onion:
Meanwhile, in Foxborough, the Patriots are being careful not to give the Giants any bulletin-board material.
"Yeah, they good, they good," wideout Randy Moss said when told of the Giants attitude. "They got a good team. I guess we can't get too upset if they think they can nearly pull it off. Plus, hey, you got to admit, it ain't bragging if it's true. And they did nearly almost come close to practically beating us, come to think of it."
"Didn't, though," Moss added. "18 and oh, baby!"
Still, the Giants refuse to be completely intimidated.
"We stood up to them once, hit 'em in the mouth, and made them beat us," Coughlin said, noting that in the previous meeting, the Giants defense put the Patriots in the challenging position of having to score three times over the last 20 minutes of the game, which the Patriots naturally did with time to spare and without apparent effort. "And mark my words, that's what we're going to do in the Super Bowl—meet their strengths with ours, play as hard and as fast as we can, and force them to eventually beat us."
"Oh, crap," Coughlin added. "Crap. We're going to lose the Super Bowl."