OT: Best Craig's List Ad

by **Ms_M** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:21 pm

San Diego Gary wrote:

Hilarious!!!

by **journeywoman** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:23 pm

Hey that's one way to get rid of those____________ blocks right?

by **Rick** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:28 pm

Deano, are you selling some cinder blocks? :lol:

by **San Diego Gary** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:29 pm

Rick wrote:Deano, are you selling some cinder blocks?

He's the first one I thought of too! LOL!

by **conversationpc** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:31 pm

by **Saint John** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:52 pm

I'm in tears...that was great. :lol:

by **Aaron** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:13 pm

Jesus that was fucking funny. I'm crying real tears and my stomach is hurting from laughing so hard. Thanks for the post!

by **scarygirl** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:24 pm

Well, it's certainly funnier than the loser who tried to sell their baby.... :evil:

by **Perrydise** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:44 pm

I bet he is getting rid of the blocks :lol:

by **Saint John** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:07 pm

Perrydise wrote:I bet he is getting rid of the blocks

I'm tempted to email him a few questions with the hope of laughing half as hard as I did the first time from his response.

by **Shadowsong** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:51 pm

Could it be Deano's long lost cousin Vito
who while hauling a load of block derailed into the river
has just returned from the swamp dragging a ton a block behind him.

Guess that explains the aggitation & the lump on his head...

:lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:14 pm

I just emailed him. Totally fucking with this cat now. Let's get him all riled up.

by **StoneCold** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:58 pm

That was great. Saw your post and thought it was gonna be this one:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

I think I'll email the blocks guy and ask if he'll take a discount. 25cents a block. :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:00 pm

Dude, I want that Vagina couch. Fuck I really want that!

My very own upholstered Meatditch to sleep in!

by *Laura » Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:02 pm

San Diego Gary wrote:

Damn!I'm hurting from laughing! :lol:

Brilliant!

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:03 pm

Laura, do you eat pussy?

Just curious.

by **Saint John** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:07 pm

Rockindeano wrote:Laura, do you eat pussy?

Just curious.

Good thing I'm the only one in the office. That may have been the loudest I've ever laughed. Actually startled myself. Now answer the question, Laura. :lol:

by *Laura » Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:07 pm

Rockindeano wrote:Laura, do you eat pussy?

Just curious.

Curiosity killed the pussy. :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:23 pm

*Laura wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:Laura, do you eat pussy?

Just curious.

Curiosity killed the pussy.

It's ok if you do. I just find that sort of thing nice. Please answer me LMC.

by *Laura » Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:28 pm

Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:Laura, do you eat pussy?

Just curious.

Good thing I'm the only one in the office. That may have been the loudest I've ever laughed. Actually startled myself.

Me too.

Ok,the answer is: "The next fucking moron that emails me with "I was wondering if,blah,blah,blah..." The answer is NO." :lol:

by **7 Wishes** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:52 pm

Rockindeano wrote:...do you eat pussy?

Just curious.

You'll have to take me on my word for this...but I have never lied on this board.

If you have EVER eaten Chinese food in Amsterdam, you have DEFINITELY eaten Sylvester, Tom, Scratchy, and/or Felix.

Trust me.

Never walk down a back alley behind a Mandarin restaurant in the Netherlands, with the expressed purpose of taking a leak, and make the mistake of knocking over a bunch of 100-litre drums of trash that are filled to the brim with empty cat food containers.

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:55 pm

*Laura wrote:"The next fucking moron that emails me with "I was wondering if,blah,blah,blah..." The answer is NO."

Working for you Laura.

by **Shadowsong** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:13 pm

StoneCold wrote:That was great. Saw your post and thought it was gonna be this one:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

I think I'll email the blocks guy and ask if he'll take a discount. 25cents a block.

He might take you up on that offer
& when you go to pick up your blocks
don't be surprised if he straps one on each leg
& throws you into the river....

Wow, that vagina couch guy is a fuckin genius
Talk about marketing that thing!

That's a piece of art worthy of a museum
not that I am that way
Still I can appreciate genius when I see it

:lol: