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Complete tool? Keep your mouth shut Chuck
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Run your piehole Norris, it makes great TV fodder
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Chuck Norris- Complete Tool

Postby Rockindeano » Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:40 am

Catch this badass and his retarded line of thinking?

He is a supporter of Huckabee. Cool. Mike is a good guy. However, he is a supporter of Huck because John McCain is too old. John boy is 72 and according to Chucks math, the President ages 3-1 while in the White House. So Chuck says John isn't going to make it through his term and the Vice President will have to take over.

A couple thoughts.

McCain can conceivable choose Huckabee as VP. McCain and Romney hate each other and that's never going to happen. He won't choose Rudi because frankly, not a whole lot of people like Rudi. So if Chuck is right about having McCain pass away halfway through his term, Huckabee could take over the presidency. A bunch of our religious right pals here would probably love that. One thing to consider. McCain is no pussy. This guy spent 6 years in the Hanoi Hilton. How some of these scumbag republicans smear his military service is beyond me. If Hillary or Obama pull that shit, I am off their wagon. Not that it matters, because John McCain is toast in the General election, but nonetheless, a great American.
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Postby conversationpc » Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:55 am

Norris has a point about McCain's age but it's not the sole reason that someone ought to vote against him or for someone else. That being said, would I vote for Huckabee or wish he would become President based on the criteria you mentioned? No. Huckabee is a decent guy, but I don't think he ought to be President solely because he claims to be an Evangelical. I would be considered an Evangelical also, but Huckabee doesn't represent all of my views and I disagree with him on some of his foreign policy ideas and some domestic policy.
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Postby Sassie » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:20 am

I voted for Chuck to keep talking. Because I could not keep myself from laughing when I was listening to him about all this. But then I thought Chuck just didn't think this thru. McCain has to be much older than that. Because I am betting that those POW years had to be 5 to 1 or more. So by his way of thinking McCain would be well over a hundred. I'm pretty sure if Chucks theory is correct McCain would already be gone. :roll:
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Re: Chuck Norris- Complete Tool

Postby Rip Rokken » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:31 am

Rockindeano wrote:John boy is 72 and according to Chucks math, the President ages 3-1 while in the White House.


I once heard it was 4:1 several years back. Either way, I'd never take the job...
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Postby Gin and Tonic Sky » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:43 am

John McCain - 5 1/2 years in the Hanoi Hilton . Refused to go home without his men even after being offered release. American hero, whilst conservative realises that people on the other side of the isle love their country too.

Chuck Norris - tv tough guy, great Karate in the studio, would he make it in a real war, no fuckin way. And as far as Huckafuck (the worlds only Repulican Socialist )is concerned, he ought to be ashamed for not condeming Chuck more clearly.

That shit made me mad.
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Postby Gin and Tonic Sky » Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:23 am

exactly- the guys one tough S.O.B.
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Postby 7 Wishes » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:29 am

McCain is a great man. I would have had far more respect for him had he not hired Rove and gone through those two years of swagger-less, Bush-impersonating, towing-the-party-line bullcrap that stood in stark contrast to the gunslinger we used to know. I'd vote for him ahead of all the other Conservatives at this point.
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Postby ohsherrie » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:42 am

7 Wishes wrote:McCain is a great man. I would have had far more respect for him had he not hired Rove and gone through those two years of swagger-less, Bush-impersonating, towing-the-party-line bullcrap that stood in stark contrast to the gunslinger we used to know. I'd vote for him ahead of all the other Conservatives at this point.



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Postby Ms_M » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:59 am

I voted for him to continue to run the piehole... We need some "new blood" in the campaign soundbites!! :roll:
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Postby BobbyinTN » Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:22 pm

Anyone supporting Hucksterbee is FUCKED UP! Chuck's wig must be too tight.
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Postby weatherman90 » Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:33 pm

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Postby Red13JoePa » Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:55 pm

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Postby fredinator » Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:19 pm

God help me, Chuck is right--McCain is too old (and he's a Republican :) ). I still think at the back of my mind that Hillary and Obama are going to cancel each other out and Edwards wins... This is going to be a very interesting political year...
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Postby mikemarrs » Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:22 pm

looks like chuck fucked up is running a tight race with shut your piehole norris. 8)
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Postby weatherman90 » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:32 am

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Postby Granny » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:39 am

Complete tool....ruins his TV image...he looks and sounds ridicuous....
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Postby yulog » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:43 pm

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Postby stevew2 » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:49 pm

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Re: Chuck Norris- Complete Tool

Postby stevew2 » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:56 pm

Rockindeano wrote:Catch this badass and his retarded line of thinking?

He is a supporter of Huckabee. Cool. Mike is a good guy. However, he is a supporter of Huck because John McCain is too old. John boy is 72 and according to Chucks math, the President ages 3-1 while in the White House. So Chuck says John isn't going to make it through his term and the Vice President will have to take over.

A couple thoughts.

McCain can conceivable choose Huckabee as VP. McCain and Romney hate each other and that's never going to happen. He won't choose Rudi because frankly, not a whole lot of people like Rudi. So if Chuck is right about having McCain pass away halfway through his term, Huckabee could take over the presidency. A bunch of our religious right pals here would probably love that. One thing to consider. McCain is no pussy. This guy spent 6 years in the Hanoi Hilton. How some of these scumbag republicans smear his military service is beyond me. If Hillary or Obama pull that shit, I am off their wagon. Not that it matters, because John McCain is toast in the General election, but nonetheless, a great American.
I like the shit out of Cain {not Jon Cain,he likes cocks} I am concerned about his age,Reagan was a vegatable in his last 3 years in office,although he did did abetterjob with altimers,than this dickhead that we have now which is supposed to have a brain.I really dont want someone 72 ruining our country .
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Re: Chuck Norris- Complete Tool

Postby mistiejourney » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:17 am

Rockindeano wrote:Catch this badass and his retarded line of thinking?

He is a supporter of Huckabee. Cool. Mike is a good guy. However, he is a supporter of Huck because John McCain is too old. John boy is 72 and according to Chucks math, the President ages 3-1 while in the White House. So Chuck says John isn't going to make it through his term and the Vice President will have to take over.

A couple thoughts.

McCain can conceivable choose Huckabee as VP. McCain and Romney hate each other and that's never going to happen. He won't choose Rudi because frankly, not a whole lot of people like Rudi. So if Chuck is right about having McCain pass away halfway through his term, Huckabee could take over the presidency. A bunch of our religious right pals here would probably love that. One thing to consider. McCain is no pussy. This guy spent 6 years in the Hanoi Hilton. How some of these scumbag republicans smear his military service is beyond me. If Hillary or Obama pull that shit, I am off their wagon. Not that it matters, because John McCain is toast in the General election, but nonetheless, a great American.


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