"When I See Geoff Tate Smile"

[Rip Rokken]

For some odd reason, I imagined this take off on the Bad English song a few years back, and it popped back into my head last night... haha! Think of Geoff Tate singing this...

When I see Geoff Tate smile
I can face the world
Oh, oh (creepy deep G.T. voice on this line)
You know I can do anything

When I see Geoff Tate smile
It's like a ray of light
Oh, oh
I think he brushes with UltraBrite!

[7 Wishes]

I think you really need to get laid, Rip.

[texafana]

By the way Rip, those "ontop feet" in your avatar look a little small and youngish. Kind of creepy man.

[Rip Rokken]

By the way Rip, those "ontop feet" in your avatar look a little small and youngish. Kind of creepy man.

Hey, I didn't invent the feet pic -- I just put Double-D's head on it. Interesting that your mind went there so quickly. Hmm...

[Ratgirl]

Oh boy.. this thread is all my fault.. LOL!!

[texafana]

By the way Rip, those "ontop feet" in your avatar look a little small and youngish. Kind of creepy man.

Hey, I didn't invent the feet pic -- I just put Double-D's head on it. Interesting that your mind went there so quickly. Hmm...

hmm yourself...it's not me who's displaying it. To each his own. Still creepy.

[Rip Rokken]

I think you really need to get laid, Rip.

If you'd experienced Geoff Tate last night, you'd fully understand what an enigma he is. He's sort of like a vampire god that not only has superhuman strength, but who is also 10 times more intelligent than the brightest of us (that goes 20-30 times for... oops, we're not supposed to mention that place).

When Geoff Tate blesses the audience with a smile and a quick nod of his head, it creates a sudden sense of euphoria that science has yet to explain.

[Lady Luck]

Oh, oh (creepy deep G.T. voice on this line)

Ah that creepy deep G.T. voice...

[Rip Rokken]

By the way Rip, those "ontop feet" in your avatar look a little small and youngish. Kind of creepy man.

Hey, I didn't invent the feet pic -- I just put Double-D's head on it. Interesting that your mind went there so quickly. Hmm...

hmm yourself...it's not me who's displaying it. To each his own. Still creepy.

Nope... I think it was like a Rorschach test for you, and you just scored a big, fat "F"! I didn't think you could fail those things...

[Ratgirl]

I think you really need to get laid, Rip.

If you'd experienced Geoff Tate last night, you'd fully understand what an enigma he is. He's sort of like a vampire god that not only has superhuman strength, but who is also 10 times more intelligent than the brightest of us (that goes 20-30 times for... oops, we're not supposed to mention that place).

When Geoff Tate blesses the audience with a smile and a quick nod of his head, it creates a sudden sense of euphoria that science has yet to explain.

ahh yes.. his voice is something else. It's hard to describe really... even his normal speaking voice is uhh.. mesmerizing?

[Lady Luck]

[conversationpc]

I think you really need to get laid, Rip.

If you'd experienced Geoff Tate last night, you'd fully understand what an enigma he is. He's sort of like a vampire god that not only has superhuman strength, but who is also 10 times more intelligent than the brightest of us (that goes 20-30 times for... oops, we're not supposed to mention that place).

When Geoff Tate blesses the audience with a smile and a quick nod of his head, it creates a sudden sense of euphoria that science has yet to explain.

ahh yes.. his voice is something else. It's hard to describe really... even his normal speaking voice is uhh.. mesmerizing?

He's got a very deep speaking voice. I'm sure that's due in part to his smoking habit. Actually, both he and another favorite singer of mine, Rob Halford, both have had bad smoking habits, something very damaging for a singer.

[texafana]

By the way Rip, those "ontop feet" in your avatar look a little small and youngish. Kind of creepy man.

Hey, I didn't invent the feet pic -- I just put Double-D's head on it. Interesting that your mind went there so quickly. Hmm...

hmm yourself...it's not me who's displaying it. To each his own. Still creepy.

Nope... I think it was like a Rorschach test for you, and you just scored a big, fat "F"! I didn't think you could fail those things...

Lame. Your scalp is calling, wants it's hair back.

[Rip Rokken]

Ah that creepy deep G.T. voice...

ahh yes.. his voice is something else. It's hard to describe really... even his normal speaking voice is uhh.. mesmerizing?

We need to start a "Geoff Tate Facts"... LOL! Like Dracula, Geoff Tate can only enter your house if you invite him. Or, don't eat anything with garlic before you see a Queensryche show, or Geoff might suddenly cancel the gig. P

You know, I'm glad he didn't see that photo of Don plunging Hillary down the toilet, or it might have gotten Don kicked off the tour!

[Rhiannon]

When I see Geoff Tate smile
It's like a ray of light
Oh, oh
I think he brushes with UltraBrite

Wow. Getting all toothpaste nostalgic now, huh? Do they still make that? What was that red toothpaste gel stuff? I miss that too... man, that was like total 90s. The red toothpaste gel shit.

Wait... sorry, where am I??

[Lady Luck]

I think you really need to get laid, Rip.

If you'd experienced Geoff Tate last night, you'd fully understand what an enigma he is. He's sort of like a vampire god that not only has superhuman strength, but who is also 10 times more intelligent than the brightest of us (that goes 20-30 times for... oops, we're not supposed to mention that place).

When Geoff Tate blesses the audience with a smile and a quick nod of his head, it creates a sudden sense of euphoria that science has yet to explain.

ahh yes.. his voice is something else. It's hard to describe really... even his normal speaking voice is uhh.. mesmerizing?

He's got a very deep speaking voice. I'm sure that's due in part to his smoking habit. Actually, both he and another favorite singer of mine, Rob Halford, both have had bad smoking habits, something very damaging for a singer.

DD was smoking like a chimney when we met him, even with all the "No Smoking" signs throughout the venue.

[Ratgirl]

I think you really need to get laid, Rip.

If you'd experienced Geoff Tate last night, you'd fully understand what an enigma he is. He's sort of like a vampire god that not only has superhuman strength, but who is also 10 times more intelligent than the brightest of us (that goes 20-30 times for... oops, we're not supposed to mention that place).

When Geoff Tate blesses the audience with a smile and a quick nod of his head, it creates a sudden sense of euphoria that science has yet to explain.

ahh yes.. his voice is something else. It's hard to describe really... even his normal speaking voice is uhh.. mesmerizing?

He's got a very deep speaking voice. I'm sure that's due in part to his smoking habit. Actually, both he and another favorite singer of mine, Rob Halford, both have had bad smoking habits, something very damaging for a singer.

I didnt realize he smoked... he still can pull off some of the high notes.

[Rip Rokken]

Lame. Your scalp is calling, wants it's hair back.

LOL! Listen, you reallllllly don't want to get into a slap-fight with Rip Rokken....

[Rhiannon]

Lame. Your scalp is calling, wants it's hair back.

LOL! Listen, you reallllllly don't want to get into a slap-fight with Rip Rokken....

They don't understand that girly feet are supposed to be smaller than boy feet, and also less yucky looking.

[Lady Luck]

When I see Geoff Tate smile
It's like a ray of light
Oh, oh
I think he brushes with UltraBrite

Wow. Getting all toothpaste nostalgic now, huh? Do they still make that? What was that red toothpaste gel stuff? I miss that too... man, that was like total 90s. The red toothpaste gel shit.

Wait... sorry, where am I??

The red gel was Close-Up. I think they made it in green (mint) too.

[Rip Rokken]

Wow. Getting all toothpaste nostalgic now, huh? Do they still make that?

They stopped general production of it after Geoff Tate purchased the patent.

[Ratgirl]

Lame. Your scalp is calling, wants it's hair back.

LOL! Listen, you reallllllly don't want to get into a slap-fight with Rip Rokken....

"A slap-fight".. that sounds mighty feminine.

[Rhiannon]

When I see Geoff Tate smile
It's like a ray of light
Oh, oh
I think he brushes with UltraBrite

Wow. Getting all toothpaste nostalgic now, huh? Do they still make that? What was that red toothpaste gel stuff? I miss that too... man, that was like total 90s. The red toothpaste gel shit.

Wait... sorry, where am I??

The red gel was Close-Up. I think they made it in green (mint) too.

Yes!! That was the shit!! I also miss Gigglebox cookies.

[Rip Rokken]

I didnt realize he smoked... he still can pull off some of the high notes.

So can texafana on a date! Haha...

Hey, Tex, you know I'm just messing with ya...

[Lady Luck]

Wow. Getting all toothpaste nostalgic now, huh? Do they still make that?

They stopped general production of it after Geoff Tate purchased the patent.

I thought DD purchased it?

[Ratgirl]

I didnt realize he smoked... he still can pull off some of the high notes.

So can texafana on a date! Haha...

Hey, Tex, you know I'm just messing with ya...

Oh boy.. I'm afraid to hear what you do for encores.

[txfirefighter]

I think you really need to get laid, Rip.

If you'd experienced Geoff Tate last night, you'd fully understand what an enigma he is. He's sort of like a vampire god that not only has superhuman strength, but who is also 10 times more intelligent than the brightest of us (that goes 20-30 times for... oops, we're not supposed to mention that place).

When Geoff Tate blesses the audience with a smile and a quick nod of his head, it creates a sudden sense of euphoria that science has yet to explain.

ahh yes.. his voice is something else. It's hard to describe really... even his normal speaking voice is uhh.. mesmerizing?

We were talking about that last night. He has the speaking voice you would imagine reading books for audio.......Stephen King books, actually.
It's fascinating and creepy all at the same time.

On another note, I was shocked when he picked up the saxophone and started wailing on that thing. He was really good!

[7 Wishes]

Geoff smokes? These fuckin' guys take those voices for granted.

I have half their talent (at best), but I have never smoked a single cigarette. If I had, I'd be even further behind the curve.

[Rip Rokken]

I thought DD purchased it?

No, he went for the Crest WhiteStrips, but they are still available for purchase at Walgreens.

[Rip Rokken]

At one point, I was standing over to the right-hand side of the stage, sort of behind the speakers, and Geoff strutted over there and gave us some sort of power-salute -- hit his chest twice and pumped his fist out to us. It just about knocked me down...