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Postby mikemarrs » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:25 am

Video reported to be of KISS bassist surfaces at GenesSecret.com.

PANAMA - A sex video allegedly featuring Gene Simmons was released Tuesday at GenesSecret.com.

The site's video still show a man who appears to be Simmons - bassist for the rock band KISS and star of the reality TV show "Gene Simmons' Family Jewels" - having sex with a woman identified as an Austrian babe named "Elsa," a spokesmodel for Frank's Energy Drink. Simmons reportedly endorses the drink.

Photos on the site promoting the sex video show the couple going at it in several positions, with Simmons keeping his shirt on and Elsa wearing lingerie.

The video is available for a $9.95 one-day trial; a monthly subscription costs $29.95.

Additional content on the site, none of which features Simmons, is provided exclusively by Webmaster Central. A Webmaster Central spokesperson said the company was not connected to the sex video and only provided additional content for the site.

GenesSecret.com is an offshore site operated in Panama. The site's owner has not been identified.

Simmons made a name for himself in the flashy, makeup-covered band KISS, not only for his musical talents, but also for his long tongue and sexual conquests. Simmons claims to have slept with more than 4,600 women.

Simmons' popularity soared again with the hit reality TV show "Gene Simmons' Family Jewels," which airs on the cable channel A&E and documents the rocker's business exploits and interactions with his son Nick, daughter Sophie and longtime live-in girlfriend and former Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed.

Simmons was a presenter at the 2007 AVN Adult Movie Awards in Las Vegas, and also received a special Golden Tongue award for his physical attributes.
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Re: OT--KISS Sex Tape Hits The Web......

Postby Perrydise » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:36 am

mikemarrs wrote:Simmons was a presenter at the 2007 AVN Adult Movie Awards in Las Vegas, and also received a special Golden Tongue award for his physical attributes.


OMG that tongue Image
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Postby youkeepmewaiting » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:51 am

Fact Finder wrote:Gene probably owns the website selling the damn thing. Dude will do anything for a buck, and he's good at it.


True that, average singer, bass player and song writer, but man that guy has a brain
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:26 am

the girl..

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Postby Saint John » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:33 am

Gene Simmons is the epitome of a scumbag (as are most KISS fans). He marries a skanky pornstar (common law), prances around in makeup, and plays a shitty bass. What a fucking creep.
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Postby conversationpc » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:37 am

Saint John wrote:Gene Simmons is the epitomy of a scumbag (as are most KISS fans). He marries a skanky pornstar (common law), prances around in makeup, and plays a shitty bass. What a fucking creep.


I wholeheartedly agree.
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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:38 am

LOL. Pure garbage.
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Postby Saint John » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:40 am

Fuck...I spelled "epitome" wrong. :x Edited it, though. 8)
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Postby RedWingFan » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:46 am

Saint John wrote:Fuck...I spelled "epitome" wrong. :x Edited it, though. 8)

eh..cheer up. You spelled "Fuck" correctly! :lol:
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:46 am

Saint John wrote:...I spelled "epitome" wrong. :x Edited it, though. 8)


yea,, i caught that too.. NOT!! 8)

gene rocked and ruled 1973-1983!
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Postby Rhiannon » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:49 am

Saint John wrote:Fuck...I spelled "epitome" wrong. :x Edited it, though. 8)


Another one who will be getting a Speak-N-Spell for his birthday this year... :lol: :P
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Postby Rip Rokken » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:53 am

I almost posted this yesterday, and then I thought... naaaaaaaahhhhhh.

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Postby 7 Wishes » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:11 pm

Imagine this. Rip, Deano, and the two Dans agreeing on something!

Kiss does suck. A few classic tunes, great stage show, awful musicianship. Tinny-sounding. Over-rated as hell.

But Simmons has (from a purely aesthetic perspective) excellent taste in women. Makes you wonder, though. I'm not sure Gene would be a master of seduction without his fame and billions of dollars, regardless of how talented a tongue he possesses.
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Postby Rick » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:15 pm

7 Wishes wrote:Imagine this. Rip, Deano, and the two Dans agreeing on something!

Kiss does suck. A few classic tunes, great stage show, awful musicianship. Tinny-sounding. Over-rated as hell.

But Simmons has (from a purely aesthetic perspective) excellent taste in women. Makes you wonder, though. I'm not sure Gene would be a master of seduction without his fame and billions of dollars, regardless of how talented a tongue he possesses.


They sure have persevered. They started out as a novelty act, and just never went away. :lol: I like some of their tunes.
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:15 pm

7 Wishes wrote:Kiss does suck.


:? i wish you would re-think this statement..
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Postby youkeepmewaiting » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:19 pm

Saint John wrote:Gene Simmons is the epitome of a scumbag (as are most KISS fans). He marries a skanky pornstar (common law), prances around in makeup, and plays a shitty bass. What a fucking creep.


He's not married

and KISS do have some many great tunes, most of which sound better live. And Paul Stanley is a very good musician
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Postby Stoneyman » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:22 pm

The content is embarrassing. Geno probably leaked it himself, but he doesnt actually knock this one out of the park so to speak. He is supposed to be some sex maniac, but this looks sad. He leaves his shirt on to cover his flabbalanch. The chick looks uninterested and it looks like 2 people going through the motions. Then again, I hope that when I am 60 I can bang a chick with football sized tits like him.

It is probably a publicity stunt.
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Postby conversationpc » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:24 pm

youkeepmewaiting wrote:and KISS do have some many great tunes, most of which sound better live. And Paul Stanley is a very good musician


A "very good musician"? :lol:

He's a decent singer and an average guitarist.
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Postby youkeepmewaiting » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:34 pm

conversationpc wrote:
youkeepmewaiting wrote:and KISS do have some many great tunes, most of which sound better live. And Paul Stanley is a very good musician


A "very good musician"? :lol:

He's a decent singer and an average guitarist.


Well he still writes some darn good tunes 8)
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:36 pm

youkeepmewaiting wrote:
conversationpc wrote:
youkeepmewaiting wrote:and KISS do have some many great tunes, most of which sound better live. And Paul Stanley is a very good musician


A "very good musician"? :lol:

He's a decent singer and an average guitarist.


Well he still writes some darn good tunes 8)


8) heck yea,,and some of those tunes are just burned into my brain.. most of
them.. :wink: theres some stinkers in there too.. from GENE!!!!
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Postby youkeepmewaiting » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:39 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
youkeepmewaiting wrote:
conversationpc wrote:
youkeepmewaiting wrote:and KISS do have some many great tunes, most of which sound better live. And Paul Stanley is a very good musician


A "very good musician"? :lol:

He's a decent singer and an average guitarist.


Well he still writes some darn good tunes 8)


8) heck yea,,and some of those tunes are just burned into my brain.. most of
them.. :wink: theres some stinkers in there too.. from GENE!!!!


No doubt, GOD i cant stand Cold Gin, but it seems to go down great, god almighty thats one awful song.

On a side note, i always thought Ace was a very underated guitarist
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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:48 pm

Stoneyman wrote:The content is embarrassing. Geno probably leaked it himself, but he doesnt actually knock this one out of the park so to speak. He is supposed to be some sex maniac, but this looks sad. He leaves his shirt on to cover his flabbalanch. The chick looks uninterested and it looks like 2 people going through the motions. Then again, I hope that when I am 60 I can bang a chick with football sized tits like him.

It is probably a publicity stunt.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who broke down the tape and really studied it to every last detail :)
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:53 pm

youkeepmewaiting wrote:On a side note, i always thought Ace was a very underated guitarist


he was up to 1982... then lazy and lousy..
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Postby Rhiannon » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:56 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Stoneyman wrote:The content is embarrassing. Geno probably leaked it himself, but he doesnt actually knock this one out of the park so to speak. He is supposed to be some sex maniac, but this looks sad. He leaves his shirt on to cover his flabbalanch. The chick looks uninterested and it looks like 2 people going through the motions. Then again, I hope that when I am 60 I can bang a chick with football sized tits like him.

It is probably a publicity stunt.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who broke down the tape and really studied it to every last detail :)


You're the Peyton Manning of porn. :lol:
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Postby nikki » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:03 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Stoneyman wrote:The content is embarrassing. Geno probably leaked it himself, but he doesnt actually knock this one out of the park so to speak. He is supposed to be some sex maniac, but this looks sad. He leaves his shirt on to cover his flabbalanch. The chick looks uninterested and it looks like 2 people going through the motions. Then again, I hope that when I am 60 I can bang a chick with football sized tits like him.

It is probably a publicity stunt.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who broke down the tape and really studied it to every last detail :)


You're the Peyton Manning of porn. :lol:


Or maybe Bill Belichick, if you're looking to learn new tricks :P .
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Postby SteveForever » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:05 pm

Gene Simmons is sweet, I like him. haters...
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Postby nikki » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:08 pm

I like him, too, but you have to admit he brings alot of this shit on himself...especially with this tape out now. He's probably having a good laugh over this one. Not too sure if Shannon is, but then she probably doesn't even care what he does as long as she can continue to live off of Gene's fortune.
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Postby SteveForever » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:13 pm

nikki wrote:I like him, too, but you have to admit he brings alot of this shit on himself...especially with this tape out now. He's probably having a good laugh over this one. Not too sure if Shannon is, but then she probably doesn't even care what he does as long as she can continue to live off of Gene's fortune.


he probably bet Mortimer $1 to see if he could get it all over the web, its showbiz...
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:28 pm

SteveForever wrote:Gene Simmons is sweet, I like him. haters...


sweet?? :lol: :lol:

say?,,, who are you anyway???
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:29 pm

SteveForever wrote:
nikki wrote:I like him, too, but you have to admit he brings alot of this shit on himself...especially with this tape out now. He's probably having a good laugh over this one. Not too sure if Shannon is, but then she probably doesn't even care what he does as long as she can continue to live off of Gene's fortune.


he probably bet Mortimer $1 to see if he could get it all over the web, its showbiz...


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