Discuss Neal's schlong here! :-) Pics welcome!

[YoungJRNY]

Only on MR could a thread on WalMart turn into an argument about the size of Neal's cock.

To Neal, EVERY thread should be about his cock.

Well then argue no more folks... here you go... have fun ('specially you stevew...)

Knowing Neal and how he needs to steal the show, I bet he Penis Pumped the shit out of his balls just for the occasion of this photo.

[mistiejourney]

Rhiannon....the resident cock authority.

Wow. What an honor... well, I'd like to thank the academy.

I'd hate to see what the award looks like!

[bluejeangirl76]

Gym socks don't count. C'mon, let's not dissect this. You know that's fake as well as I do.

Its not a sock. It just looks big cuz its on a little dude.
Put an A cup on a 5 year old... same principle.

I'm meaning the overall shape of said 'not-sock' is not congruent with a normal outline of a 'not-sock'. Now, if in fact it is 'not-sock' then the way it is squeezed into those two sizes too tight 80's circulationless denim jeans is probably why he ended up with needle work on his face. You see, too many years of wearing those type of jeans coupled with a slow and steady tug of a 'not-sock' (of rather unaverage standards, proportionally speaking) would have an effect on stretching skin elsewhere, say the face. Tsk, tsk. Some styles just were never a good idea.

Couldn't you just say "a big crank in tight pants will lead to nup/tuck". My fucking coffee got cold while I was reading all that.

Meanwhile, you're way over studying Neal's lightsaber.
Double-meanwhile... maybe he's a shower not a grower.

*shrug*

[amaron]

Only on MR could a thread on WalMart turn into an argument about the size of Neal's cock.

To Neal, EVERY thread should be about his cock.

Well then argue no more folks... here you go... have fun ('specially you stevew...)

Well, scientifically, if you take the size of the bulge in that picture and compare it to his height, he's packing a snausage.

[Rhiannon]

Couldn't you just say "a big crank in tight pants will lead to nup/tuck". My fucking coffee got cold while I was reading all that.

I could have. But that takes all the fun of allegoricality out of writing. Buzzkill!
You should really hop that plane to Vegas next Thursday morning. Just saying.
Hmmm... frigid-ass cold or sunny 70 degree weather... hmmm. Ruxpin would have you do it.

Do it for Teddy.

[stevew2]

Only on MR could a thread on WalMart turn into an argument about the size of Neal's cock.

To Neal, EVERY thread should be about his cock.

Well then argue no more folks... here you go... have fun ('specially you stevew...)

Thats not his cock that is his sack,nothin studly about squeezing and old set of nuts in a size 29/ 30 levi's Happy birthday Neal

[bluejeangirl76]

Couldn't you just say "a big crank in tight pants will lead to nup/tuck". My fucking coffee got cold while I was reading all that.

I could have. But that takes all the fun of allegoricality out of writing. Buzzkill!
You should really hop that plane to Vegas next Thursday morning. Just saying.
Hmmm... frigid-ass cold or sunny 70 degree weather... hmmm. Ruxpin would have you do it.

Do it for Teddy.

That's not even a word!

If I could hop that plane I would.
But can't do. Apologies.

[Rhiannon]

Couldn't you just say "a big crank in tight pants will lead to nup/tuck". My fucking coffee got cold while I was reading all that.

I could have. But that takes all the fun of allegoricality out of writing. Buzzkill!
You should really hop that plane to Vegas next Thursday morning. Just saying.
Hmmm... frigid-ass cold or sunny 70 degree weather... hmmm. Ruxpin would have you do it.

Do it for Teddy.

That's not even a word!

If I could hop that plane I would.
But can't do. Apologies.

Psh! It is in *my* world!
'Tis okay, I'll drunk dial you.

[bluejeangirl76]

Couldn't you just say "a big crank in tight pants will lead to nup/tuck". My fucking coffee got cold while I was reading all that.

I could have. But that takes all the fun of allegoricality out of writing. Buzzkill!
You should really hop that plane to Vegas next Thursday morning. Just saying.
Hmmm... frigid-ass cold or sunny 70 degree weather... hmmm. Ruxpin would have you do it.

Do it for Teddy.

That's not even a word!

If I could hop that plane I would.
But can't do. Apologies.

Psh! It is in *my* world!
'Tis okay, I'll drunk dial you.

...and say words like "allegoricality "?

[Rhiannon]

'Tis okay, I'll drunk dial you.

...and say words like "allegoricality "?

Improprietary grammaticalisms are abundanted in this imaginarium of compositories.

[mistiejourney]

Gym socks don't count. C'mon, let's not dissect this. You know that's fake as well as I do.

Its not a sock. It just looks big cuz its on a little dude.
Put an A cup on a 5 year old... same principle.

I'm meaning the overall shape of said 'not-sock' is not congruent with a normal outline of a 'not-sock'. Now, if in fact it is 'not-sock' then the way it is squeezed into those two sizes too tight 80's circulationless denim jeans is probably why he ended up with needle work on his face. You see, too many years of wearing those type of jeans coupled with a slow and steady tug of a 'not-sock' (of rather unaverage standards, proportionally speaking) would have an effect on stretching skin elsewhere, say the face. Tsk, tsk. Some styles just were never a good idea.

Couldn't you just say "a big crank in tight pants will lead to nup/tuck". My fucking coffee got cold while I was reading all that.

Meanwhile, you're way over studying Neal's lightsaber.
Double-meanwhile... maybe he's a shower not a grower.

*shrug*

Only here, only here - I LOVE this damn place!

[bluejeangirl76]

'Tis okay, I'll drunk dial you.

...and say words like "allegoricality "?

Improprietary grammaticalisms are abundanted in this imaginarium of compositories.

There's a lot of truthiness in that.

[Rhiannon]

'Tis okay, I'll drunk dial you.

...and say words like "allegoricality "?

Improprietary grammaticalisms are abundanted in this imaginarium of compositories.

There's a lot of truthiness in that.

It's a part of my strategery.

[MrsPerry]

Neal gets paid a boat load of money to do what he loves...play live. He also still pulls more ass than all of us combined. He's a true rock star. He's been living a dream for almost 40 years. Dude's a stud.

He is not a stud, are you fucking turning gay on me? he wants a singerhecanplay his same ole guitar leads to,that dosent make him a stud,he is shortand probally has a 5 inch dick,that doesnt make him a stud

Listen here, jack leg. Neal gets more ass than a fuckin' toilet seat. He's a rock star and doesn't purport himself to be anything else. As for "turning gay," you are the one wondering about Neal's dick size. Fag.

More ass than a toilet seat. Classic!. Gawd i love this forum indeed!

[Panther]

Gym socks don't count. C'mon, let's not dissect this. You know that's fake as well as I do.

Its not a sock. It just looks big cuz its on a little dude.
Put an A cup on a 5 year old... same principle.

That's either a couple of gym socks or he was trying out the new cock ring on the entire package BEFORE he grabbed the sump pump. I'd break it down, but to keep it short (pun intended).. my ex is just a bit taller than Neal and is seriously packing some equipment. Add to that the fact that my ex actually wore wranglers (stranglers) that were MUCH tighter than what Neal has on in that pic. Talk about some MAJOR camel toe goin on! But no one had any idea that the ex was packin what he was packin (me included - when we first met).

Now we all know the reason for the bad tude.... small man syndrome in every sense of the word.

[Rick]

'Tis okay, I'll drunk dial you.

...and say words like "allegoricality "?

Improprietary grammaticalisms are abundanted in this imaginarium of compositories.

There's a lot of truthiness in that.

It's a part of my strategery.

You're starting to sound like Bush.

[Rhiannon]

'Tis okay, I'll drunk dial you.

...and say words like "allegoricality "?

Improprietary grammaticalisms are abundanted in this imaginarium of compositories.

There's a lot of truthiness in that.

It's a part of my strategery.

You're starting to sound like Bush.

Ba dum cha!! Ladies and Gentlemen, RICK!!

[bluejeangirl76]

'Tis okay, I'll drunk dial you.

...and say words like "allegoricality "?

Improprietary grammaticalisms are abundanted in this imaginarium of compositories.

There's a lot of truthiness in that.

It's a part of my strategery.

You're starting to sound like Bush.

Someone say Bush?

[TRAGChick]

'Tis okay, I'll drunk dial you.

...and say words like "allegoricality "?

Improprietary grammaticalisms are abundanted in this imaginarium of compositories.

There's a lot of truthiness in that.

It's a part of my strategery.

You're starting to sound like Bush.

Nah....ya gotta recordify him to REALLY learn how...

[Rhiannon]

No. No. No. That's just WRONG. It looks like she's birthing him. Stop it. Now. Or I'll throw more allegoricalities at your generalizimented directionals.

[Voyager]

[Rockindeano]

he was trying out the new cock ring on the entire package

I don't know if you are a dude or a woman, but cock rings are amazing! I threw one of those bad boys on, and my chiquita morphed into a roided out Zucchini. I was scared shitless because the cock ring became tight as communistic rule, and I didn't know what the fuck to do. I was frightened beyond belief. It was metal, so I couldn't cut it off. I tried a pair of pliers, then a set of tongs and finally a pair of dikes. Goddammit, nothing worked. Finally I went ahead and caressed the poor little fella and when the baby batter came out, and let me tell you, it came out like a fucking tomahawk missile headed to Baghdad, and relief had arrived. Then the preggo sized zucchini shriveled up into an elongated raisin. I took that cock ring and fired it out the window. I have since shifted to the plastic rubber style cockrings. Moonbeam, it's a great 5 dollar investment. You should go out and get one.

[EightyRock]

The look on Neal's face is PERFECT with that picture. Totally gay.

[Voyager]

he was trying out the new cock ring on the entire package

I don't know if you are a dude or a woman, but cock rings are amazing!

One of you ladies should drop one by to Neal for his birthday today:

[bluejeangirl76]

I think I just dried up permanently.

*checks*

Yep. Sand. Dry as the Golden Girls. Thanks.

[mistiejourney]

I think I just dried up permanently.

*checks*

Yep. Sand. Dry as the Golden Girls. Thanks.

Okay, I've learned not to spit diet Pepsi all over my keyboard, but this made me inhale it!

[larryfromnextdoor]

I'm no SJ, LFND, BJG or "Rhiannon" , but ...

"Baby, even the losers get lucky sometimes"

Stone this thread is embarrassing!!!

paging mr. red13..

[Deb]

Only on MR could a thread on WalMart turn into an argument about the size of Neal's cock.

To Neal, EVERY thread should be about his cock.

Well then argue no more folks... here you go... have fun ('specially you stevew...)

Thats not his cock that is his sack,nothin studly about squeezing and old set of nuts in a size 29/ 30 levi's Happy birthday Neal

All potatoes, little meat.

[Rhiannon]

All potatoes, little meat.

Sweet Lincoln's beard, Deb!!! That was funny!!!

[L~L~L]

Ladies you know that's not his "cock/sock" it is actually his "big dangling balls". You know the ones he let Jon borrow on that day Jon needed to make that call to Perry and leave a message.