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by **larryfromnextdoor** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:30 am

L~L~L wrote:Ladies you know that's not his

lovely lordes of lightning! where did you come from?

by **L~L~L** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:16 am

Been here just reading Larry. Bluejeangirl & Rhiannon made me laugh so I had to chime in.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:21 am

L~L~L wrote:Been here just reading Larry. Blueeangirl & Rhiannon made me laugh so I had to chime in.

You seeing this Rhi? How are we not rich? :lol:

by **Trailblazer** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:26 am

L~L~L wrote:Been here just reading Larry. Bluejeangirl & Rhiannon made me laugh so I had to chime in.

Didn't I tell you that very same thing earlier, Rhiannon? You and BJG should be lookin' for an agent!

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:29 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
L~L~L wrote:Been here just reading Larry. Blueeangirl & Rhiannon made me laugh so I had to chime in.

You seeing this Rhi? How are we not rich?

Dude, dude. DUDE! I told you, come to Vegas, let's take this monkey fudging show on the road. Fuckin' hell, they've been using a wax figurine in place of Roy for years. I'll leave a box of Liberace's thongs outside Siegfried's dressing room... BA-POW! Headlining at the Mandalay Bay, The Blue Lube Girls! (Get it? Huh? Huh?)

*Fame!* *Jazz hands!*

by **MrsPerry** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:50 pm

i haven't been here a long time, but this is the funnies damn thread i have read so far! LOL

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:01 pm

Welcome to the Nut House, MrsP... no pun intended. :lol:

by **Panther** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:34 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Panther wrote:he was trying out the new cock ring on the entire package

I don't know if you are a dude or a woman, but cock rings are amazing! I threw one of those bad boys on, and my chiquita morphed into a roided out Zucchini. I was scared shitless because the cock ring became tight as communistic rule, and I didn't know what the fuck to do. I was frightened beyond belief. It was metal, so I couldn't cut it off. I tried a pair of pliers, then a set of tongs and finally a pair of dikes. Goddammit, nothing worked. Finally I went ahead and caressed the poor little fella and when the baby batter came out, and let me tell you, it came out like a fucking tomahawk missile headed to Baghdad, and relief had arrived. Then the preggo sized zucchini shriveled up into an elongated raisin. I took that cock ring and fired it out the window. I have since shifted to the plastic rubber style cockrings. Moonbeam, it's a great 5 dollar investment. You should go out and get one.

Dean.... My belief is, if you've got to use one of those things for any reason whatsoever.. well, someone isn't doing something right. Yeah, yeah, I've heard tell that the damned things supposedly "enhance" things. Wouldn't know as I don't possess the necessary equipment. Just seems too gerbilish to me. :twisted:

In case you missed the inference, I'm a chick.

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:41 pm

I figured it out :lol:

However, cockrings are cooler than shit. They enhance your member, but also desensitizes it too. That way, I don't have to think about oil changes, box scores, smelly locker rooms, or the Blue Man Group when I am bringin home the mail.

However, I am in a place now, where I might as well be married, because sex comes as about as often as a lunar eclipse.

by **Panther** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:47 pm

Rockindeano wrote:I figured it out

However, cockrings are cooler than shit. They enhance your member, but also desensitizes it too. That way, I don't have to think about oil changes, box scores, smelly locker rooms, or the Blue Man Group when I am bringin home the mail.

However, I am in a place now, where I might as well be married, because sex comes as about as often as a lunar eclipse.

Man... quit yer bitchin! You're gettin it at some point, so be happy about that. I've not (purposely) had it in... well, the twisted mini is almost six, so almost six years. Some dude at some point (when the day comes that I've had enough of the insanity) is going to be cockless when I'm finished with him. :twisted:

You just wait, for it'll get to a time when yer asking Ms. Lu to back the hell off and leave you alone because you can't take it any more. :shock:

THAT I'll guarantee right here, right now.

by **Red13JoePa** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:47 pm

Why's this stupid shit here, even in jest?

by **StoneCold** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:57 pm

Red13JoePa wrote:Why's this stupid shit here, even in jest?

Walmart's boring, Neal's sock puppet ain't.

by **StoneCold** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:09 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
StoneCold wrote:
I'm no SJ, LFND, BJG or "Rhiannon" , but ...

"Baby, even the losers get lucky sometimes"

Stone this thread is embarrassing!!!

paging mr. red13..

It's ladies' night. I'm just watchin the show.

OHHH what a night. :lol:

by **Rick** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:10 pm

StoneCold wrote:
Red13JoePa wrote:Why's this stupid shit here, even in jest?

Walmart's boring, Neal's sock puppet ain't.

Dude!

by **StoneCold** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:15 pm

Rick wrote:
StoneCold wrote:
Red13JoePa wrote:Why's this stupid shit here, even in jest?

Walmart's boring, Neal's sock puppet ain't.

Dude!

I guess I should put a disclaimer there, eh?

Just an observation. No personal experience on that.

by **mistiejourney** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:20 pm

Rockindeano wrote:I figured it out

However, cockrings are cooler than shit. They enhance your member, but also desensitizes it too. That way, I don't have to think about oil changes, box scores, smelly locker rooms, or the Blue Man Group when I am bringin home the mail.

However, I am in a place now, where I might as well be married, because sex comes as about as often as a lunar eclipse.

Spoken just like a new dad!

by **stevew2** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:16 pm

Rockindeano wrote:I figured it out

However, cockrings are cooler than shit. They enhance your member, but also desensitizes it too. That way, I don't have to think about oil changes, box scores, smelly locker rooms, or the Blue Man Group when I am bringin home the mail.

However, I am in a place now, where I might as well be married, because sex comes as about as often as a lunar eclipse.

Ive never heard about the enhancement factor.I was afraid that it was like having a c clamp on your shaft and it would blow up,and wierd shit would be on your dashboard .It fucking scares me. I am not trying it, if it is supposed to happen let it happen. thats how they castrate goats. I dont want my do dads falling off

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:18 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:I figured it out

However, cockrings are cooler than shit. They enhance your member, but also desensitizes it too. That way, I don't have to think about oil changes, box scores, smelly locker rooms, or the Blue Man Group when I am bringin home the mail.

However, I am in a place now, where I might as well be married, because sex comes as about as often as a lunar eclipse.
Ive never heard about the enhancement factor.I was afraid that it was like having a c clamp on your shaft and it would blow up,and wierd shit would be on your dashboard .It fucking scares me. I am not trying it, if it is supposed to happen let it happen. thats how they castrate goats. I dont want my do dads falling off

No dude, it's awesome. Your girl will dig it. Will turn your 2 inch acorn dick into a 4 inch carrot.

I was just freaked out my first time because I didn't know what to expect. I love those things now.

by **stevew2** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:34 pm

Thats is to weird,i would be to afriad it would 'blowup" What happens when you go off,Id be afraid it would turn into a pinyata,{not a Pinera

by **bluejeangirl76** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:36 am

stevew2 wrote: thats how they castrate goats. I dont want my do dads falling off

So... from Walmart to Neal's dick to cock rings to goat castration... there's gotta be a link here somehow, and come to think of it, Neal does look a little like a goat...

Baaa-aa-aaa.

by **Granny** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:16 am

TEARS, TEARS, TEARS from laughing so hard
The whole MR board should do a stand-up comedy routine...This would be great on SNL
Funniest thread ever.......
:lol:

Rhi and BJG---write an act!!!!!!!!

by **epresley** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:42 am

cockring = tourniquet :shock:

by **mistiejourney** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:10 am

stevew2 wrote:Thats is to weird,i would be to afriad it would 'blowup" What happens when you go off,Id be afraid it would turn into a pinyata,{not a Pinera

Your do dads? That's what my son called his male appendage when he was three! :lol:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:11 am

Granny wrote:
Rhi and BJG---write an act!!!!!!!!

Tip your waitstaff.

by **tammy** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:41 am

EightyRock wrote:
Voyager wrote:

The look on Neal's face is PERFECT with that picture. Totally gay.

Lol! That's John Mayer's body.

by **StoneCold** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:58 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
stevew2 wrote: thats how they castrate goats. I dont want my do dads falling off

So... from Walmart to Neal's dick to cock rings to goat castration... there's gotta be a link here somehow, and come to think of it, Neal does look a little like a goat...

Baaa-aa-aaa.

There is a link. Goats are horny.

by **Sarah** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:08 pm

stevew2 wrote:thats how they castrate goats. I dont want my do dads falling off

that's if you leave it on for like, weeks. lol

by **annie89509** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:25 pm

Sarah wrote:
stevew2 wrote:thats how they castrate goats. I dont want my do dads falling off

that's if you leave it on for like, weeks. lol

You guys are CRAZY!!! What was that post by Carlitto .... "Journey hardcores are passionate and deranged people" something like that..

So, Sarah, you've seen what they're talking about? lol

by **Blueskies** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:43 am

annie89509 wrote:
Sarah wrote:
stevew2 wrote:thats how they castrate goats. I dont want my do dads falling off

that's if you leave it on for like, weeks. lol

You guys are CRAZY!!! What was that post by Carlitto .... "Journey hardcores are passionate and deranged people" something like that..

Carl's sure right about that...all these years being a Journey fan...didn't know how crazy till I came on the net and started posting here....been an eye opening experience for sure....yikes! :shock:

by **Voyager** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:53 am

tammy wrote:
EightyRock wrote:
Voyager wrote:

The look on Neal's face is PERFECT with that picture. Totally gay.

Lol! That's John Mayer's body.

Neal looks pretty happy with it.

:lol:

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