Here I am.... driving from one bar to another bar to see another friends band. The roads are getting a little on the slippery side thanks to a little drizzle and the fact that it's about 24 degrees out. I'm on 694 north of Minneapolis heading east. If no one os familliar with it, it's a mess of on-ramps, off-ramps and construction right now, so you never know when your lane is going to take a quick left or right because they're working on everything right now.
Looking in my rearview mirror, I can see these beedy bright blue annoying headlights going ziggidy zaggidy behind me. In and out of lanes... back and forth. Finally the turd catches up to me and proceeds to cut me off within FEET of hitting my front bumper. It's one of those new Cadillacs with some yuppie looking motherfucker driving. There's a dealership advertisment in where the license plate should be and I can see a paper in the rear window. It's someones brand new car. He speeds a ways ahead and zips into the other lane again. That lane starts to slow down, but he can't get back into the inside lane and ends up behind me again about 5-6 cars.
That didn't last long as he zig zags back and forth through the cars and ends up CUTTING ME OFF AGAIN!!!!!
This fucktard is going to get someone hurt or KILLED!!! He speeds up and zags back into the outside lane again. We're still in the middle of construction-city as the lanes shift back and forth between areas where the crews were working, PLUS it's still drizzlin and it's a little slippery because the shit is freezing. We're still averaging about 40mph though
Jackass's lane is getting slow again, so he tries to get back into the inside lane, but no one is letting him in. On top of that, he's not using blinkers anyway. The car in front of me is about 50 yards ahead of where I am and finally passes the jackass in the Caddy. The Caddy darts back into the inside lane... BUT!!!!!
In doing so, and the speed he's going, and the condition of the roads... he ends up kissing the center median wall 4-5 times with the side of his BRAND NEW $50,000 CADDY!!!!!
To top it all off, he over corrects himself and ends up going back accross the inside lane, then the outside lane and ends up skidding to a stop with his ass-end in the ditch and his nose pointing out towards the road. The side of that car is pretty fucking messed up to say the least
I wanted SOOOOO bad to stop and take pics of his car as I made fun of him, but I was in a hurry
Well Deserved I Say! 
