Who's Buying Now

by **Gin and Tonic Sky** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:51 am

Not me. At ten dollars ago you can buy 490 copies of playboy , spend the other 100 dollars on beer, get so F**cked up you think the girls in the magazine are really in your bedroom and have a really good time that lasts more than one hour.

I know it works - H*ll it worked for me when I was a student a Bob Jones University and dancin weren't allowed!

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:59 am

I'm in. Absolutely. If I am richer than God, I am buying every bit of sweet ass I possibly can. Nothing beats a good piece of ass and hair pie. Fuck it, make it a double. Two at once.

Yeah, I would buy her, but there is much better out there.

Bob Jones University? Just what in the Fuck is that all about? Dude, you can say Hell here without inserting a fuckin asterik. Bob Jones University? Dude, I can't stop laughing. Sounds like a breakfast dish at Denny's. "Um, let me have the Bob Jones Scramble." Are you fucking serious bro? Bob Jones? That shit has to be made up.

by **RossValoryRocks** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:00 am

Spitzer paid 5 G's for that??? Tell me you are kidding?!

by **ttango1** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:04 am

I don't know...it depends on a few factors such as skill level.

I'd drop a grand and if she was able to do what is beyond requirement...then I'd up the ante. :twisted:

by **Enigma869** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:07 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Bob Jones University? Just what in the Fuck is that all about? Dude, you can say Hell here without inserting a fuckin asterik. Bob Jones University?

I would say that Bob Jones University has Bible Thumper college written all over it, and I've never heard of the place! I'm also willing to bet my last dollar that it's in a Bible Belt state, because no other state would accept a college with that name :shock:

John from Boston

by **ProgRocker53** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:12 am

I'd rather drop 5 G's for the sexy lass in Gin 'n' Tonic's avatar. Mrrrrrrrow.

by **Gin and Tonic Sky** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:12 am

Rockindeano wrote:I'm in. Absolutely. If I am richer than God, I am buying every bit of sweet ass I possibly can. Nothing beats a good piece of ass and hair pie. Fuck it, make it a double. Two at once.

Yeah, I would buy her, but there is much better out there.

Bob Jones University? Just what in the Fuck is that all about? Dude, you can say Hell here without inserting a fuckin asterik. Bob Jones University? Dude, I can't stop laughing. Sounds like a breakfast dish at Denny's. "Um, let me have the Bob Jones Scramble." Are you fucking serious bro? Bob Jones? That shit has to be made up.

Yeah, I went to Bob Jones University ! - Did I fuck !!! When I was inthe US Navy I once drove past the main entrance of the university on a weekend roadtrip to see if there were any young holy rollin girls away from home for the first time that I could corrupt, but thats the closest I ever got !

by **Gin and Tonic Sky** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:13 am

I cant believe some of you assholes never heard of this place

http://www.bju.edu/

by **Gin and Tonic Sky** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:20 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:I'd rather drop 5 G's for the sexy lass in Gin 'n' Tonic's avatar. Mrrrrrrrow.

www.marion-raven.com

Stay away , shes my girl! (um in my dreams at least !)

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:24 am

Oh I know about it. I was fuckin razzin you dude. I am not into Bible colleges. I went to a fuckin private school from K- 7 and hated it. I was always in trouble, always getting my ass smacked, and for what? Cussing? Playing Butts Up at recess? Calling retarded kids retards? Gimme a break. I can recite the fucking Bible and all the good shit in there. Whomever wrote that should get a Pulitzer. Amazing shit in there. I am not buying all of it though. I am guessing Daniel didn't walk up to a pissed off lion and throw down beers with it and then say, "is that a thorn in your paw? Well shit, let me get my tweezers." I am also a little skeptical about Jonah wanting to crash in a whales gut. That was the kicker for me. I can see Moses parting a fucking Sea, and Noah being 900 years old and going for a cruise in his wooden boat, but crashing in a Sperm whale's stomach is a bit of a reach.

by **ProgRocker53** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:32 am

Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I'd rather drop 5 G's for the sexy lass in Gin 'n' Tonic's avatar. Mrrrrrrrow.

www.marion-raven.com

Stay away , shes my girl! (um in my dreams at least !)

Whoa, that's the girl that was on Meat Loaf's latest record. Incredible voice... and fine as hell.. looks like a girl right out of my fantasies... mmmm.

I'm ravin' for Raven, and someday I'm marryin' Marion!

by **RedWingFan** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:41 am

This reminds me of the old Chris Rock routine...

"I pulled up next to this ho and said, hey baby, how much? She said $1000 and I'll do anything you want!
I said, Bitch paint my house!"

:lol:

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:43 am

RedWingFan wrote:This reminds me of the old Chris Rock routine...

"I pulled up next to this ho and said, hey baby, how much? She said $1000 and I'll do anything you want!
I said, Bitch paint my house!"

LMAO!!!

by **Enigma869** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:47 am

Rockindeano wrote:Oh I know about it. I was fuckin razzin you dude. I am not into Bible colleges. I went to a fuckin private school from K- 7 and hated it. I was always in trouble, always getting my ass smacked, and for what? Cussing? Playing Butts Up at recess? Calling retarded kids retards? Gimme a break. I can recite the fucking Bible and all the good shit in there. Whomever wrote that should get a Pulitzer. Amazing shit in there. I am not buying all of it though. I am guessing Daniel didn't walk up to a pissed off lion and throw down beers with it and then say, "is that a thorn in your paw? Well shit, let me get my tweezers." I am also a little skeptical about Jonah wanting to crash in a whales gut. That was the kicker for me. I can see Moses parting a fucking Sea, and Noah being 900 years old and going for a cruise in his wooden boat, but crashing in a Sperm whale's stomach is a bit of a reach.

George Carlin would be proud of that dissertation on "The Good Book", Dean! Funny shit!

John from Boston

by **stevew2** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:19 am

Fact Finder wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:Spitzer paid 5 G's for that??? Tell me you are kidding?!

Actually he paid $4300 for 5 hours, and only used 2 1/2 hours. Dude just couldn't hold back.

I wonder what she would charge for 10 minutes?

by **StoneCold** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:25 am

If money's not an object, the amount doesn't matter. Do you like the girl or not? She's pretty, nice body. What's not to like?

by **squirt1** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:26 am

As to the bible- just last week scientists said that Moses saw the burning bush because the population reqularly chewed leaves off a bush or tree . It had the same effects as whatever caused Jefferson Starship to see the white rabbit. I do find the bible to be historically accurate.

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:29 am

squirt1 wrote:As to the bible- just last week scientists said that Moses saw the burning bush because the population reqularly chewed leaves off a bush or tree . It had the same effects as whatever caused Jefferson Starship to see the white rabbit. I do find the bible to be historically accurate.

REALLY? THAT is FUNNY!!

by **Journey69** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:30 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:Spitzer paid 5 G's for that??? Tell me you are kidding?!

Agreed ! I can pick up chicks like that without the 5 grand.. If I was that rich,I would go look for the Bond girl in Casino Royale,you know the dark haired one on the horse on the beach.. My God! I would pay for that! :lol:

MR

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