Screw Chuck Norris: THE OFFICIAL DAVE PERRY JOKE THREAD.

[YoungJRNY]

I could see a whole new brew up of some funny ass comedic material referring to the legend ..(as Tom puts it) and our own, DAVE PERRY.

So whatever this job leaves for you, and whenever you get the urge of thinking about DAVE PERRY, think about a nice joke of laughter we all can enjoy.

Ladies and Gentleman, I give to you, the DAVE PERRY FUN FACTS. Here goes.

Dave Perry can slam a revolving door.
Dave Perry eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Before the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Dave Perry.
Dave Perry once killed 2 birds with no stones.
Dave Perry doesn't sleep, he waits.

..I'll leave the rest up to you guys. LETS HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS, I'm sure D.P would appreciate it!

[Rhiannon]

Dave Perry doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Dave Perry is currently suing NBC claiming that Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right vocal chord.

If you can see Dave Perry, he can see you. If you can't see Dave Perry, you may be being secretly videotaped from afar.

[WIX]

Dave knows Karate and is gonna karate chop all your asses while he sings Oh Sherrie to you!

[ProgRocker53]

Dave Perry once brought every dolphin in the Atlantic Ocean to climax simultaneously, merely by hitting the high note in "Somethin' to Hide."

[YoungJRNY]

Dave Perry lost his virginity before his dad did.

[Maui Tom]

DP went to the Virgin Islands...when he came home...they were known as The Islands.

[larryfromnextdoor]

[WIX]

bwahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

Brilliant, a masterpiece!

[Rhiannon]

Larry, that's just wrong...

[WIX]

when helping his grandmother dig out a ditch in her backy yard, the water turned to gold.

God cleared the sky's and said " And it has come to pass that you shall be a rock god"

[YoungJRNY]

hahahhaaa

It only takes Dave Perry 4:09 seconds to watch 60 minutes... while in the span of singing Don't Stop Believin'.

[Maui Tom]

I'm Dave FUCKING Perry and you fuckers aren't...now get out of my FUCKING way you message board LOSERS.

[YoungJRNY]

It is confirmed by God that Dave Perry was the first human EVER to say the word .. "fuck."

[Maui Tom]

It is confirmed by God that Dave Perry was the first human EVER to say the word .. "fuck."

DP fucked Spitzer's ho and she gave HIM four grand...

[YoungJRNY]

At the end of any Interview, Steve Perry makes sure he personally thanks vocal coach, Dave Perry and insists that without Dave, Steve wouldn't be where he is today

[Maui Tom]

At the end of any Interview, Steve Perry makes sure he personally thanks vocal coach, Dave Perry and that without Dave, Steve wouldn't be where he is today

Steve's DSB at the White Sox parade was actually taped DP....

[iceman]

When Dave Perry falls in water, Dave Perry doesn't get wet....water gets Dave Perry

Dave Perry doesn't look at the toilet paper after he wipes.

Dave Perry once said, "A strong man can fight, but a real man will end a fight; I am that real man," to a retarded child.

[ttango1]

That he can DP by himself.


I know...you need a little help in figuring that out so I give you:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DP

[YoungJRNY]

Dave Perry's calender goes from March 31'st...to April 2nd. Dave Perry never gets fooled.


Dave Perry is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


Dave Perry once held his breath for 26 straight hours...for no reason at all.


Dave Perry can swim the Pacific Ocean.
.........Under Water............