Conspiracy you MUST have answered before you die!

by **Carlitto H@kk** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:56 am

Reading Lukather's message made me angry because
he brought up the question that I believe we will
NEVER get an honest answer to...

So I just thought of this silly poll to see
which mind-numbing questions are more importan
to the rest of you :lol:

by **epresley** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:57 am

I'm a huge Kennedy assassination buff, read tons and tons of books--

by **epresley** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:59 am

The one question not on your list, that damn well deserves an answer is: What the hell was This Left Feels Right and why the hell did Bon Jovi think it was a good idea. We'll talk about Chris Gaines after that.

by **geminix** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:02 am

You forgot about 911. Wasn't that supposed to be a hoax too? That would be my pick, or I wanna know who Carly is singing about in "You're So Vain"

by **ohsherrie** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:02 am

The Kennedy thing of course. Steve has answered the one about him to my satisfaction. He just doesn't want to live that life anymore. The only other questions that interest me are the ones about Nessy and the UFOs, but not that much. :lol:

by **scarygirl** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:08 am

geminix wrote:You forgot about 911. Wasn't that supposed to be a hoax too? That would be my pick, or I wanna know who Carly is singing about in "You're So Vain"

Warren Beatty. She dated him at one point.

by **Saint John** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:20 am

geminix wrote:You forgot about 911. Wasn't that supposed to be a hoax too?

Yeah, and right after that check and see if the tooth fairy is real.

by **geminix** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:25 am

Saint John wrote:
geminix wrote:You forgot about 911. Wasn't that supposed to be a hoax too?

Yeah, and right after that check and see if the tooth fairy is real.

You mean the tooth fairy isn't real??? :wink:

by **X factor** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:25 am

Dude...HAN SOLO shot first!!!! That whole revisionist, new edition SW bullshit where Greedo shoots first is a TRAVESTY!!!!!

*This now concludes Friday's Geek moment. That is all...

by **Michigan Girl** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:26 am

epresley wrote:I'm a huge Kennedy assassination buff, read tons and tons of books--

ME TOO!!! When I go to Dallas I always have to visit his assassination site and pay my respects!!

I used to wonder about aliens too...but now I know they exist, we have one here on this forum!!
:wink:

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:26 am

scarygirl wrote:
geminix wrote:You forgot about 911. Wasn't that supposed to be a hoax too? That would be my pick, or I wanna know who Carly is singing about in "You're So Vain"

Warren Beatty. She dated him at one point.

Such a great song. I love Mick Jagger in it as well.

by **Granny** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:57 am

since I am a loon, you all know the answer I want!!!!!!!

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:01 am

I want to know just how George W Bush found those extra 100,000 votes in Florida, then had the Supreme Court shut it down at the right time for him? I also want to know how the fuck he got reelected. Baffles my mind.

by **Saint John** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:02 am

Rockindeano wrote: I also want to know how the fuck he got reelected.

More votes than his opponent...just like the first time.

by **Ms_M** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:05 am

I voted for the JFK assassination, but the why SP walked away would be a good one, too.

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:09 am

Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote: I also want to know how the fuck he got reelected.

More votes than his opponent...just like the first time.

Yeah I get that, but how did he get them and from where?

by **Tomulator** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:09 am

Rockindeano wrote:I want to know just how George W Bush found those extra 100,000 votes in Florida, then had the Supreme Court shut it down at the right time for him? I also want to know how the fuck he got reelected. Baffles my mind.

Let it GO.

Admit and ACCEPT defeat.

by **ttango1** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:11 am

That one should be tied to the JFK thing.

Also...did Bruce Lee really die of an allergic reaction to medicine or was it the Dim Mak death touch of a chinese ninja who was hired by the Triad :?:

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:14 am

Tomulator wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:I want to know just how George W Bush found those extra 100,000 votes in Florida, then had the Supreme Court shut it down at the right time for him? I also want to know how the fuck he got reelected. Baffles my mind.

Let it GO.

Admit and ACCEPT defeat.

NEVER

I will admit that the USA lost when this shitforbrains assumed office

PS- Fuck You Tom :twisted:

It feels good to say that once in awhile.

by **belar** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:15 am

Aliens.

by **Gin and Tonic Sky** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:09 am

the ongoing potential conspiracy Id like to have answered is :

Does the US military server green eggs and ham to its recruits?

To explain- potassium nitrate a.k.a salt peter colours scrambled eggs green (ever so slightly). Salt peter (potassium nitrate) is an anaphrodisiac (or in other words a "boner killer")

I know that when I joined up as an 18 year old, when the wind blew- it got hard. BUT- During the two months in recruit training that thing was dead and schrivvvled up. My colleagues had the same issue! All down to the man!

US recruits reported trouble during encounters that we had with female sailors(We had girl recruits in Orlando that we mixed with when we were all assigned to the galley (cafeteria) for a week of kitchen duty) . Now I readily admit in this particular situation it might have been down to the fact that its pretty damn hard to get an erection in a walk-in meat freezer,(but in those days us youngters should have been able to acheive ANYTHING) but Im sure the Pentagon were doctoring our eggs in the morning.

Normal service returned for all of us dudes post boot camp and the damn thing has worked enough to create a couple of kids, so Im thinkin theres some salt peter conspiracy goin on in the US military.

Makes ya wonder. Wonder if Obamas pastors got anythin to say bout that one ?

by **mistiejourney** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:50 am

EVERYBODY knows that Greedo pulled his gun, but Solo shot first.

Crimeny.

Aren't some things in life a GIVEN?

by **mistiejourney** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:50 am

geminix wrote:You forgot about 911. Wasn't that supposed to be a hoax too? That would be my pick, or I wanna know who Carly is singing about in "You're So Vain"

Hugh Hefner

by **Sarah** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:24 am

Who REALLY shot first, Han Solo or Greedo?
*NERDRAGE*

by **ohsherrie** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:26 am

OK, so where are the posts from all of these peeps who want to talk aliens? I'd like to talk ab out that.

by **piecesofeight** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:45 am

Fact Finder wrote:Conspiracy you MUST have answered before you die!

What makes teflon stick to the pan?

How about why in the hell would they even put this poison on pans!

by **Rick** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:49 am

ohsherrie wrote:OK, so where are the posts from all of these peeps who want to talk aliens? I'd like to talk ab out that.

Ok, there's no such thing. :lol:

by **scarygirl** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:55 am

Rick wrote:
ohsherrie wrote:OK, so where are the posts from all of these peeps who want to talk aliens? I'd like to talk ab out that.

Ok, there's no such thing.

I think after all is said and done we'll find Steve Perry is a myth. We've been Santa chasing. :lol:

by **Uno_up** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:57 am

I'd like to know if I could possibly blow up my stomach by chugging poprocks?

...or better yet, what was God thinking when he created the end of my peepee to look like a fireman's hat? :?:

by **ohsherrie** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:15 am

scarygirl wrote:
Rick wrote:
ohsherrie wrote:OK, so where are the posts from all of these peeps who want to talk aliens? I'd like to talk ab out that.

Ok, there's no such thing.

I think after all is said and done we'll find Steve Perry is a myth. We've been Santa chasing.

Well then Santa is one hell of a great singer.

MR

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