Man Swallows Own Hand To Retrieve Wedding Ring

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A man From Toonersville Kentucky swallows his own hand to retrieve his wedding ring he swallowed.


Brindell Walston from Toonersville Kentucky was rushed to an emergency room after he swallowed his own hand to retrieve his wedding ring.

Apparently he was at a Mud Wrestling Championship at Dan's Derby Bar for The Muddy Miss Toonersville Wrestling Contest. One of the contestants was giving him some winks so he swallowed his wedding ring hoping to score.

When he got home he was ten sheets to the wind and realized what he had done so he reached down his throat and swallowed his hand to retrieve the ring before entering the home to face the Misses. He passed out from lack of air and hit the door so hard it woke up Mrs. Walston.

Hours later at the hospital they were able to get his hand and arm safely from his throat. Problem is, when doing so his hands had a hold of the veins that hook to the testicles and sucked them and both units out through his mouth.

Doctor Roger "Run For The Roses" MGillicutty in a panick clamped the veins and cut them, soderized them and called it good.

Brindell, now divorced works for the Kentucky Cashew Company as a spokeperson. Their slogan is, "If Your Not Chewing Our Nuts, You ain't Got Any"

He is also working on an Accept Balls To The Wall Tribute Band.

I have the link I will post later, just wanted to post this unbelievable story, I thought it was Nuckin Futs!

If your wondering how this is Journey Related? The chic that won the Mud Wrestling Competition that night, her boyfriends name was Stew Perry

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her boyfriends name was Stew Perry

Stew is the distant cousin of Steve I suppose?