Andrew is the MAN!!

by **Melissa** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:15 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:

You should get a holiday just for using this Donmoticon so much.

Rip isn't Rip without Don :twisted:

by **Deb** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:15 am

Saint John wrote:Morning, all. Anyone stay up like a fool to watch the 15 inning Cubs marathon last night? I did.

Nope.......stayed up to watch my Calgary Flames win the first playoff game! :mrgreen:

by **Saint John** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:16 am

Deb wrote:
Saint John wrote:Morning, all. Anyone stay up like a fool to watch the 15 inning Cubs marathon last night? I did.

Nope.......stayed up to watch my Calgary Flames win the first playoff game!

Congrats, Deb.

by **Rip Rokken** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:58 am

Melissa wrote:Rip isn't Rip without Don

I have to be objective and agree... What started out as a passing joke may now have evolved into a full-on Sybil thing...

by **Rhiannon** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:00 am

Rip Rokken wrote:I have to be objective and agree... What started out as a passing joke may now have evolved into a full-on Sybil thing...

"They told me to go to Rokk-hab, but I said 'No, no, no.'"

by **Blueskies** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:24 am

Behshad wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
yes...I have both fed and left...

Cheaper than divorce court , huh ?

figment is the perfect word I could associate with you Sorry , Lar

well..this figment isn't perfect :shock:

(sorry Lar :wink:

)...like you are B :twisted:

....I'm just dang particular in my likes..takes a special mixture of weirdness :shock:

not perfection :wink:

by **KenTheDude** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:02 am

Saint John wrote:Morning, all. Anyone stay up like a fool to watch the 15 inning Cubs marathon last night? I did.

I definitely did. Nice outcome!

by **Saint John** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:05 am

KenTheDude wrote:
Saint John wrote:Morning, all. Anyone stay up like a fool to watch the 15 inning Cubs marathon last night? I did.

I definitely did. Nice outcome!

It was a great game with an even greater outcome.

by **Rip Rokken** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:08 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:I have to be objective and agree... What started out as a passing joke may now have evolved into a full-on Sybil thing...

"They told me to go to Rokk-hab, but I said 'No, no, no.'"

You mean, Rhi-hab? That's your new name -- Rhi-habbin!

by **Rhiannon** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:08 am

Saint John wrote:It was a great game with an even greater outcome.

Wow, they're off to an amazing start, huh? They've won two games before May? ...I smell a pennant! :lol:

by **Saint John** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:21 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Saint John wrote:It was a great game with an even greater outcome.

Wow, they're off to an amazing start, huh? They've won two games before May? ...I smell a pennant!

Another comment like that and the only thing you'll be smelling is shoe polish when I put my foot so far up your ass that it's coming out of your mouth. :evil:

by **KenTheDude** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:21 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Saint John wrote:It was a great game with an even greater outcome.

Wow, they're off to an amazing start, huh? They've won two games before May? ...I smell a pennant!

Cubs are 5-3. Don't be jackin' with my Cubs.

by **Rhiannon** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:24 am

Saint John wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Saint John wrote:It was a great game with an even greater outcome.

Wow, they're off to an amazing start, huh? They've won two games before May? ...I smell a pennant!

Another comment like that and the only thing you'll be smelling is shoe polish when I put my foot so far up your ass that it's coming out of your mouth.

You'd think being a Cubs fan, you'd be a little more thick skinned than that. Ease up, Noreen, I like the Cubs. My house key is a Cubs key. Ever suffered a high heel to the taint? Because that's what shoving things in my ass will get you.

by **Rip Rokken** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:57 am

Rhiannon wrote:Ever suffered a high heel to the taint?

A woman has no clue how much a kick to the scrotos hurts, else they might not threaten it so much...

by **KenTheDude** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:28 am

Even Journey likes the Cubs:

by **mistiejourney** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:28 am

Rip Rokken wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Ever suffered a high heel to the taint?

A woman has no clue how much a kick to the scrotos hurts, else they might not threaten it so much...

I came to understand that very well when I went to see the Body Works exhibit in Portland, Oregon. That's the exhibit with plastinated, real, human bodies that have been dissected to show organs, etc.

Without going into gory detail, let's just say I could appreciate the vulnerability of that particular part of the male anatomy.

Never threatened to kick another guy since!

by **yulog** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:35 am

Behshad wrote:
Blueskies wrote:Very good Andrew.
Use your heads people..if you care about Andrew and want to do whats in his best interest then please refrain and dont be reactionary.... let him handle it.
If the beast is not fed and left alone with no light shown on it..it cannot grow and thrive..it will eventually die off.

been there , eh ? but u never died off

by **Rhiannon** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:42 am

KenTheDude wrote:Even Journey likes the Cubs

Journey may like the Cubs but I think Perry likes the Sox.

...Couldn't resist.

by **Red13JoePa** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:48 am

Rhiannon wrote:Ever suffered a high heel to the taint? Because that's what shoving things in my ass will get you.

Well, I for one know I'D still run a mental cost/benefit analysis on that scenario. :mrgreen:

by **Rhiannon** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:16 am

Red13JoePa wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Ever suffered a high heel to the taint? Because that's what shoving things in my ass will get you.

Well, I for one know I'D still run a mental cost/benefit analysis on that scenario.

Oh. My. God. :shock:

I owe you a beer in the future for that line. :lol:

by **NealIsGod** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:18 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Red13JoePa wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Ever suffered a high heel to the taint? Because that's what shoving things in my ass will get you.

Well, I for one know I'D still run a mental cost/benefit analysis on that scenario.

Oh. My. God.
I owe you a beer in the future for that line.

Good luck getting him to leave the house. :lol:

by **Rhiannon** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:21 am

NealIsGod wrote:Good luck getting him to leave the house.

He's hard to pull away from his Survivor DVDs?? He might be stuck to his seat... ifyaknowwhatimean.... :twisted:

by **jrnychick** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:27 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Saint John wrote:It was a great game with an even greater outcome.

Wow, they're off to an amazing start, huh? They've won two games before May? ...I smell a pennant!

Another comment like that and the only thing you'll be smelling is shoe polish when I put my foot so far up your ass that it's coming out of your mouth.

You'd think being a Cubs fan, you'd be a little more thick skinned than that. Ease up, Noreen, I like the Cubs. My house key is a Cubs key. Ever suffered a high heel to the taint? Because that's what shoving things in my ass will get you.

One of my husband's favorite things to ask my dad at the start of the season is: "So how many games is it until the Cubs are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs?" My dad is a lifelong Cubs fan. My husband was up until 1984 when they broke his heart and he couldn't take it anymore.

by **Red13JoePa** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:34 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Red13JoePa wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Ever suffered a high heel to the taint? Because that's what shoving things in my ass will get you.

Well, I for one know I'D still run a mental cost/benefit analysis on that scenario.

Oh. My. God.
I owe you a beer in the future for that line.

Thought it was worth at least a case.
Maybe even a 30.

by **Rhiannon** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:36 am

Red13JoePa wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Red13JoePa wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Ever suffered a high heel to the taint? Because that's what shoving things in my ass will get you.

Well, I for one know I'D still run a mental cost/benefit analysis on that scenario.

Oh. My. God.
I owe you a beer in the future for that line.

Thought it was worth at least a case.
Maybe even a 30.

By "a beer" I meant "pony keg".

by **mikemarrs** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:53 am

baby got back

by **Saint John** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:42 am

KenTheDude wrote:Even Journey likes the Cubs.

Obviously a Wigglerette in this picture with one hand on a hot dog inhaling it like it was a fucking "Munchkin" from Dunkin' Donuts. And I think I have a pretty good idea who she is. Her ass looks like a "bounce house" you'd see for kids at a block party.

by **RedWingFan** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:45 am

Saint John wrote:Obviously a Wigglerette in this picture with one hand on a hot dog inhaling it like it was a fucking "Munchkin" from Dunkin' Donuts. And I think I have a pretty good idea who she is. Her ass looks like a "bounce house" you'd see for kids at a block party.

The dude in the blue shirt with the red collar looks like he's pretty impressed the way she put the dog away.

by **Saint John** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:50 am

RedWingFan wrote:
Saint John wrote:Obviously a Wigglerette in this picture with one hand on a hot dog inhaling it like it was a fucking "Munchkin" from Dunkin' Donuts. And I think I have a pretty good idea who she is. Her ass looks like a "bounce house" you'd see for kids at a block party.

The dude in the blue shirt with the red collar looks like he's pretty impressed the way she put the dog away.

I think "shocked" would be a better description, Red. Considering this was probably the last of 6 in a row, I can't blame him. And this was before the game started. I'm sure she inhaled enough nachos by the 7th inning to shit a corn field. Probably devoured enough pretzels that if you strung them together you could have fucking pulled The Queen Mary.

by **RedWingFan** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:53 am

Saint John wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
Saint John wrote:Obviously a Wigglerette in this picture with one hand on a hot dog inhaling it like it was a fucking "Munchkin" from Dunkin' Donuts. And I think I have a pretty good idea who she is. Her ass looks like a "bounce house" you'd see for kids at a block party.

The dude in the blue shirt with the red collar looks like he's pretty impressed the way she put the dog away.

I think "shocked" would be a better description, Red. Considering this was probably the last of 6 in a row, I can't blame him. And this was before the game started. I'm sure she inhaled enough nachos by the 7th inning to shit a corn field. Probably devoured enough pretzels that if you strung them together you could have fucking pulled The Queen Mary.

MR

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